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OfflineLogicaL ChaosM
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Re: I wanna get abducted by aliens. [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23651994 - 09/17/16 01:31 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Wrong kind of aliens dawg :datass:


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Re: I wanna get abducted by aliens. [Re: Crystal G]
    #23651995 - 09/17/16 01:32 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
Anybody want to abduct me and take me into hiding for a while, I'll pay you $$$




:philososloth:

How much money we talking?

Are you looking for the full kidnapping experience?
Maybe a little hostage situation?


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Re: I wanna get abducted by aliens. [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23651997 - 09/17/16 01:33 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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LogicaL Chaos said:
Wrong kind of aliens dawg :datass:




Muslims?


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Re: I wanna get abducted by aliens. [Re: Repertoire89] * 1
    #23652290 - 09/17/16 06:44 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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LogicaL Chaos said:
Wrong kind of aliens dawg :datass:




Muslims?



No, no no. He wants the ones with the anal probes.


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Re: I wanna get abducted by aliens. [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23652435 - 09/17/16 08:33 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Anyone else have the urge to be abducted by aliens and taken to other worlds?




You already have. I just wiped out all the memories you had of it. Trust me, we had a goooood time.

:patlal:


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Re: I wanna get abducted by aliens. [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23652461 - 09/17/16 08:49 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Haha, perfect meme.

Crystal G, do u really wish to be abducted by people? Like bad dudes who wanna sell u on a human sex trafficing site like those evil Black Death guys from Dark Web?




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Repertoire89 said:
How much money we talking?

Are you looking for the full kidnapping experience?
Maybe a little hostage situation?




No man, what the fuck.... just.... no. :facepalm:

I just mean, "kidnap" me, as in, drive me and take me into your home and keep me there.


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Re: I wanna get abducted by aliens. [Re: Crystal G]
    #23652737 - 09/17/16 10:44 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Oh i see, like role playing? Pretend time?

I can see that.


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Re: I wanna get abducted by aliens. [Re: Crystal G]
    #23652752 - 09/17/16 10:50 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
Anybody want to abduct me and take me into hiding for a while, I'll pay you $$$




Bound and gagged? I got a spare room I can forcible confine you in.


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Re: I wanna get abducted by aliens. [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23652757 - 09/17/16 10:50 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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LogicaL Chaos said:
Oh i see, like role playing? Pretend time?

I can see that.




No. Literally just drive me to your house and keep me there for a couple months, and we can chill or whatever.


Edited by Crystal G (09/17/16 10:58 AM)


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Re: I wanna get abducted by aliens. [Re: Crystal G]
    #23652764 - 09/17/16 10:52 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I would do it but once we cross 20 state lines I think it actually does become kidnapping


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Re: I wanna get abducted by aliens. [Re: Crystal G]
    #23652784 - 09/17/16 11:00 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

What did you do this time?


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Re: I wanna get abducted by aliens. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23652790 - 09/17/16 11:04 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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I would do it but once we cross 20 state lines I think it actually does become kidnapping




Were you going to do me like fee and keep me in the barn? :lol:


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Re: I wanna get abducted by aliens. [Re: Crystal G]
    #23652850 - 09/17/16 11:30 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Do you like fee? Like with a cactus?


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Re: I wanna get abducted by aliens. [Re: Crystal G]
    #23653213 - 09/17/16 02:01 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Quote:

Repertoire89 said:
How much money we talking?

Are you looking for the full kidnapping experience?
Maybe a little hostage situation?




No man, what the fuck.... just.... no. :facepalm:

I just mean, "kidnap" me, as in, drive me and take me into your home and keep me there.




:lol:  I'm down to hangout, don't think you'd like this living situation though


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Re: I wanna get abducted by aliens. [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23653630 - 09/17/16 04:47 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:

I thought about hiring someone to kidnap me too, and take me to a safe house, when things got shitty in my past.

I see where your going with this Cryst G :thumbup:


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Re: I wanna get abducted by aliens. [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23653639 - 09/17/16 04:50 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

There are certain shroomerites I would have no problem housing, but you would have to really be sure coming out here isn't going to make your situation worse. Have housed a few people over the years, even moving someone 3000 miles across the country and going through hell to make sure it happened.


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Re: I wanna get abducted by aliens. [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23654324 - 09/17/16 10:27 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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There are certain shroomerites I would have no problem housing, but you would have to really be sure coming out here isn't going to make your situation worse. Have housed a few people over the years, even moving someone 3000 miles across the country and going through hell to make sure it happened.




What's wrong with your living situation?

You live in Canada, right?


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Re: I wanna get abducted by aliens. [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23654654 - 09/18/16 01:16 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

God damn, 3000 miles?

I never knew u housed poor homeless shroomerites. How noble of you :thumbup:


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Re: I wanna get abducted by aliens. [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23654671 - 09/18/16 01:32 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)



Are you sure about that?

I couldn't even sleep properly for months after just seeing their vehicles and realising they were actually real.

Its probably one of the most frightening things a human could experience.


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Re: I wanna get abducted by aliens. [Re: nice1returns]
    #23654677 - 09/18/16 01:38 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Could aliens just be our lack of natural preditors? We don't have anything stalking in the shadows anymore. We don't have anything to make us hyper aware of our surroundings. So we make up aliens in our minds and movies and maybe even hallucinate them when awake because we've become so comfortable.


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