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Re: I wanna get abducted by aliens. [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #23649496 - 09/16/16 03:51 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I keep seeing this thread, then keep seeing "Would you bang a tranny" and I'm so tired I keep thinking....."I guess if I got abducted by hot alien trannies".....then I realize they are two different threads.


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Re: I wanna get abducted by aliens. [Re: vandago]
    #23649503 - 09/16/16 03:54 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:rofl:

I will take full blame for ruining your genius plan. By tomorrow, we will all forget any of this happened.


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Re: I wanna get abducted by aliens. [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23649514 - 09/16/16 04:05 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I mean I wasn't PLANNING on an alien tranny gang bang. I just go with the flow yo.


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Re: I wanna get abducted by aliens. [Re: vandago] * 1
    #23649518 - 09/16/16 04:08 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

haha, it just happened, ebben flow and shit.

When life throws u aliens, u make alienade :shrug:


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Re: I wanna get abducted by aliens. [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 2
    #23649531 - 09/16/16 04:15 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Woah woah woah no one said anything about alienaids.

I mean if I gotta take a few tentacles for the team so be it.

But I don't want no interdimension disease. But I guess we all gotta die someway.

Fuck it bring it on.


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Re: I wanna get abducted by aliens. [Re: vandago]
    #23649591 - 09/16/16 05:42 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Thats the intergalatic spirit.

Space AIDS FTW.


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Re: I wanna get abducted by aliens. [Re: Crystal G]
    #23650245 - 09/16/16 11:29 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Wish upon a star and make it happen, cap'n.




I've actually thought extensively about how to disappear and make it look like I was kidnapped or a victim of amnesia or something. That way I can't be blamed for leaving without telling anybody.

I would pretty much have to leave my wallet and cell phone and computer and medication and everything at home. That way it looks like I left without any necessities, and therefore didn't plan my disappearance. I would probably only take my driver's license because I need at least need an ID to rent a room or get a job anywhere, even a cash paying job. But try not to use it at all costs if I could avoid it. I would probably just take whatever cash I had with me too, and that's it. No withdrawing any money from the bank beforehand.

The only thing that would foil my plans would be if I accidentally logged into Facebook or something, forgetting that I can totally be traced that way. That and my Shroomery account. :lol: I'd have to stop posting on the Shroomery for this to work.

Then maybe after I've gotten sick of living life "on the run" after a few months or years or whenever that is, I can go to the hospital and claim I have amnesia and don't remember who I am or some shit.




Whatchu runnin' from?


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Re: I wanna get abducted by aliens. [Re: Great Scott]
    #23650424 - 09/16/16 12:52 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I bet aliens got teh dankest weed, like one rips probably enough to knock ur socks off.


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Re: I wanna get abducted by aliens. [Re: Bodhi of Ankou] * 2
    #23650429 - 09/16/16 12:54 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Aliens Smoke Salvia


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Re: I wanna get abducted by aliens. [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #23651705 - 09/16/16 10:18 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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We only say "we thought" out of the fact that only memories exist, and the experience is so surreal, it can be hard to fathom the fact that it actually occurred, even after experiencing different experiences over and over again, still. It's hard to go from one day you're dreaming about it, to the next you can't sleep for 3 days in a row because of HOW REAL it is, til everyone else is up in the house because you have strong feelings about getting taken or something of that nature to occur, and trust me, it's been close. To I look out the window after all night I been psyching myself out thinking they're here, and then what-do-ya-know? Guess what. There's a object in the sky that appears to be a star but it's too low, it's conscious, it can alter it's brightness, they can connect with other ones in the sky, spawn out of nowhere, I hate to say it but I have trouble picking up the pieces and reweaving all of the information together to gather a coherent understanding of what it all means.

And again, this is only a small fraction of a fractal of a Fibonacci.

But when you feel they're here, just know they're here.

It's not a question of, "Have extraterrestrials visited us?"

It's a matter of accepting the Ultimate-Reality of them here-now, across many different platforms and facets of Mother Earth.

So in hindsight, I'm just saying we may if not always not be 100% reassured.

However, I am here to tell you by the means of universal intuition that if you feel in your gut that you saw a UFO, which you probably did, well... you probably did.




I was kinda like that for a good month and a half, not getting sleep until completely crashing every 2-3 days until I came to the realization that the fact that if they were out to harm us we wouldn't be here anymore. I'm sure fish get pretty freaked out when they get caught and released too... Don't think were any different.

seen quite a few of those "stars" too, got some on film.




thank you for your wisdom (:


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Re: I wanna get abducted by aliens. [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #23651729 - 09/16/16 10:38 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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I wanna get abducted by aliens.
Anyone else have the urge to be abducted by aliens and taken to other worlds?







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Re: I wanna get abducted by aliens. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23651781 - 09/16/16 11:05 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Anybody want to abduct me and take me into hiding for a while, I'll pay you $$$


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Re: I wanna get abducted by aliens. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23651822 - 09/16/16 11:27 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Haha, perfect meme.

Crystal G, do u really wish to be abducted by people? Like bad dudes who wanna sell u on a human sex trafficing site like those evil Black Death guys from Dark Web?


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Re: I wanna get abducted by aliens. [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23651862 - 09/16/16 11:52 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Leave a note with a radioactive isotope in a seal container buried under the ground with instructions where you live and when.
If people in the future time travel maybe they'll take you to the future.


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Re: I wanna get abducted by aliens. [Re: Eggtimer]
    #23651957 - 09/17/16 01:05 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

good idea!

I wanna time travel too, if by aliens or time travelers.

Now to make a time capsule that could survive millions of years, how would one do that?


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Re: I wanna get abducted by aliens. [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #23651969 - 09/17/16 01:11 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I wish that they'd swoop down in a country lane
Late at night when I'm driving
Take me on board their beautiful ship
Show me the world as I'd love to see it


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Re: I wanna get abducted by aliens. [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #23651973 - 09/17/16 01:14 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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good idea!

I wanna time travel too, if by aliens or time travelers.

Now to make a time capsule that could survive millions of years, how would one do that?




Print a diamond capsule from a 3d printer?


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Re: I wanna get abducted by aliens. [Re: demiu5]
    #23651978 - 09/17/16 01:17 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: I wanna get abducted by aliens. [Re: demiu5]
    #23651986 - 09/17/16 01:24 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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I wish that they'd swoop down in a country lane
Late at night when I'm driving
Take me on board their beautiful ship
Show me the world as I'd love to see it




I found my first travel buddy :awesome:


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Re: I wanna get abducted by aliens. [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #23651988 - 09/17/16 01:26 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Anyone else have the urge to be abducted by aliens and taken to other worlds?





You mean like Mexicans? :confused:

Sounds a little too kinky for me


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