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23 dollars in cash, credit and debit cards, and a whole lot of gift cards. Her drivers license was in it, why you would carry all of that in a purse the size I have no idea.
Going to give it back to her. I feel nothing to banks and the system that I owe but when it is personal, though a stranger, I will give it back to them.
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Re: Found a mini purse in a parking lot this morning [Re: 404] 1
#23647035 - 09/15/16 10:08 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah, time to ignore.
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Re: Found a mini purse in a parking lot this morning [Re: timelapses] 1
#23647037 - 09/15/16 10:09 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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so when the banks start losing their purses in parking lots will you be sharing the wealth?
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Re: Found a mini purse in a parking lot this morning [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23647045 - 09/15/16 10:10 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm not going to fuck someone over. I fuck the banks and student loans over.
Person compared to corporations which I have no respect for.
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Re: Found a mini purse in a parking lot this morning [Re: timelapses]
#23647064 - 09/15/16 10:17 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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If it was hundreds with drugs inside I would keep it.
But what is better, trying to run up her cards before she canceles them? Using her gift cards when you know it is her's?
I need nothing from nobody and fucking someone over is not something I am going to do looking at her drivers license right now. It feels better to me to give it back to her than to fuck her over and I'm no saint.
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Re: Found a mini purse in a parking lot this morning [Re: timelapses]
#23647070 - 09/15/16 10:19 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yes that would be a totally different story lol Ground scores
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Re: Found a mini purse in a parking lot this morning [Re: goldcaphunter]
#23647078 - 09/15/16 10:22 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Fuck off.
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Re: Found a mini purse in a parking lot this morning [Re: timelapses] 1
#23647084 - 09/15/16 10:27 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Bro you should really think about what someone is saying to you before you get defensive. I was agreeing with you.
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#23647090 - 09/15/16 10:30 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: Found a mini purse in a parking lot this morning [Re: goldcaphunter]
#23647099 - 09/15/16 10:36 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Good job op. Fuck h8erz
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Re: Found a mini purse in a parking lot this morning [Re: timelapses]
#23647109 - 09/15/16 10:39 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Giving it back intact is the right thing to do.
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Re: Found a mini purse in a parking lot this morning [Re: timelapses]
#23647113 - 09/15/16 10:41 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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the only important issue here is:
is she hot?
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Re: Found a mini purse in a parking lot this morning [Re: demiu5]
#23647119 - 09/15/16 10:44 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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female priveledge in action folks the whole worlds coming to an end i tell yah what
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Re: Found a mini purse in a parking lot this morning [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL] 1
#23647132 - 09/15/16 10:51 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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You should stalk her op .stand outside her house for days, nights too but start with days so you don't come on too strong.
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Re: Found a mini purse in a parking lot this morning [Re: thenagual]
#23647206 - 09/15/16 11:22 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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God, I called the bank and gave them my number, they contacted her and she just called me.
I found her shitty little purse in a parking lot soaked and when she called she was like "you went through my purse"? Fuck off.
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Re: Found a mini purse in a parking lot this morning [Re: timelapses] 1
#23647227 - 09/15/16 11:29 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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timelapses said: God, I called the bank and gave them my number, they contacted her and she just called me.
I found her shitty little purse in a parking lot soaked and when she called she was like "you went through my purse"? Fuck off.

if you hadn't gone through her purse, how would you have found her name/any sort of contact info?
tell the dumb bitch this, then ridicule her for being a dumb bitch that loses her purse
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Re: Found a mini purse in a parking lot this morning [Re: demiu5]
#23647295 - 09/15/16 11:54 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Exactly, but the brightest don't carry their wallet, a zip up purse the size of a wallet, with a keychain, with their cards and drivers license. And talking to her she is an idiot. The intellect just isn't there.
I took my small revenge from how she treated me from being the good samaritan that people won't get unless they are Mormon with scissors. A small irritant. Going out to meet her soon.
Talking to my twin on my cell and he finds great humor in this.
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Re: Found a mini purse in a parking lot this morning [Re: timelapses]
#23647301 - 09/15/16 11:55 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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what'd u like shit in the purse?
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Re: Found a mini purse in a parking lot this morning [Re: timelapses]
#23647311 - 09/15/16 11:57 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'd burn the 20 before spending it, let alone the debit and credit cards.
This woman is a dolt.
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Re: Found a mini purse in a parking lot this morning [Re: timelapses]
#23647336 - 09/15/16 12:04 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
timelapses said: Exactly, but the brightest don't carry their wallet, a zip up purse the size of a wallet, with a keychain, with their cards and drivers license. And talking to her she is an idiot. The intellect just isn't there.
I took my small revenge from how she treated me from being the good samaritan that people won't get unless they are Mormon with scissors. A small irritant. Going out to meet her soon.
Talking to my twin on my cell and he finds great humor in this.
You barely understand the difference between 'your' and 'you're' - who are you to call someone else out on their intellect?
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Re: Found a mini purse in a parking lot this morning [Re: timelapses]
#23647337 - 09/15/16 12:04 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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dolt.
[dōlt]
NOUN
1.a stupid person.
synonyms: fool · ass · halfwit · dunce · dolt · ignoramus · cretin
cretin best describes.
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Re: Found a mini purse in a parking lot this morning [Re: timelapses] 1
#23647340 - 09/15/16 12:05 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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You almost seem like you're trying to convince or reassure us you wouldnt fuck someone over
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Re: Found a mini purse in a parking lot this morning [Re: SirShroomsAlott] 2
#23647344 - 09/15/16 12:06 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Op is trying to convince us that he's a good boy and that he's really really smart
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Re: Found a mini purse in a parking lot this morning [Re: timelapses]
#23647354 - 09/15/16 12:11 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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The purse didn't match your shoes, so you are giving it back.
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#23647430 - 09/15/16 12:45 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
timelapses said: God, I called the bank and gave them my number, they contacted her and she just called me.
I found her shitty little purse in a parking lot soaked and when she called she was like "you went through my purse"? Fuck off.
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Re: Found a mini purse in a parking lot this morning [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#23647807 - 09/15/16 03:11 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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You really are a good person. Congratulations!
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Re: Found a mini purse in a parking lot this morning [Re: timelapses]
#23647836 - 09/15/16 03:20 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I was out mountain biking one day. Going down a trail I spot a wallet. I stop, pick it up and look inside to find no money, but a complete set of ID. I'm talking multiple credit cards, drivers license, health card etc. I put it in my pack and when I get home I look up the guy on line, get his number and call him. I didn't feel like taking it to him so I tell him that he can come over to my place to get it. He gets to my place later that day, opens the wallet and has a melt down on me "where's my fucking money!?!?". I was like, 'there was no money in it--- and why the hell would I steal your money and then call you to give you back all of your ID and shit?' I guess someone had already found the wallet on the trail and stripped out all the cash. I lost a little faith in humanity that day.
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Re: Found a mini purse in a parking lot this morning [Re: saythatagain]
#23647902 - 09/15/16 03:42 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: Found a mini purse in a parking lot this morning [Re: timelapses]
#23648945 - 09/15/16 10:24 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
timelapses said: I'm not going to fuck someone over. I fuck the banks and student loans over.
Person compared to corporations which I have no respect for.
corporations are made up of people
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Re: Found a mini purse in a parking lot this morning [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23649049 - 09/15/16 11:04 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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i lost my phone one time. an extremely hot chick found it. I picked it up. She banged my brains out for the next 6 months in various rooms of her dads' McMansion.
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