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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: vandago] * 3
    #23646283 - 09/15/16 12:25 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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And the paramedic was like "YES!!! DO YOU KNOW YOUR NAME!!!!"





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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23646296 - 09/15/16 12:33 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

That gran grans picture made my stomach turn. I've seen jail food look better than that.  That country fried steak looks regurgitated.

Every time I go south, I always find places like that.  I have honestly never had good southern home cooking in the south, I have had it here, but when I go anywhere in the south I end up at some of the worst places.

I'm not a huge fan of country fried steak, because I just don't like gravy for some reason.


Do you eat red eyed gravy?


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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23646302 - 09/15/16 12:38 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

thats awful, sorry to hear that Pris :nonono:

Ive seen a bunch of episodes of Bar Rescue to know all about half-assed shitty cooking.

Reminds me actually of a resturant i went to in Puerto Vallerta, Mexico.

I bought the "fila minon with lobster". Sounded amazing and the price was good. i found out why later.

The Fila Minon was the most digusting piece of steak ever. Covered in gross gravy and awful taste and texture.

The lobster was even worst, looked real old, all dry and overcooked, no flavor, disgusting to the max.

shortly after eating some of it, i realised that diarrea was coming and coming fast. An hour after this awful mexican resturant, we had back to the hotel, which is like 2 miles away it seems.

On the way home, i had to shit VERY BAD. I thought i was going to shit my pants with liquid fire, it got VERY close during the walk. Luckily i got an ultra-tight butthole to keep it in :wink:

I could have just went in an alley, since it was dark, but i saved it for the toliet in the room. I finally made it there and emptied my bowels.


I totally forgot about that horrible memory. Thanks Pris for joggin my noggin :tongue:


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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: vandago]
    #23646303 - 09/15/16 12:38 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I've had red eye gravy, if it's done well it's not bad.


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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23646306 - 09/15/16 12:41 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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On the way home, i had to shit VERY BAD. I thought i was going to shit my pants with liquid fire, it got VERY close during the walk. Luckily i got an ultra-tight butthole to keep it in :wink:






I actually got food poisoning a couple of weeks ago, the crazy part is that it was
from a good restaurant, a pizza place no less. it was the ricotta cheese in a
fucking stromboli. ricotta doesnt go in those, fucking dumbasses


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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23646311 - 09/15/16 12:42 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

The only place that serves it here is cracker barrel, and I don't trust getting it from them.  Probably sisco bacon grease, and folgers coffee grounds.


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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23646313 - 09/15/16 12:45 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

haha i know nothing about fine italian cooking and what goes where,  but i know italian tastes amazing.

looks like they tried to pull a fast one on u, but youre too smart for that.


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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23646316 - 09/15/16 12:47 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I make country cooking food all the time, but I'll still prefer country cooking diners over most other restaurants a lot of the time. I'll drive 45 minutes just to have lunch at Virginia Diner every once in a while. It's right next to the first commercial peanut plantation in the US so I always grab a few giant tubs of their honey/sriracha and Cajun spice peanuts too. :drooling:


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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: vandago]
    #23646317 - 09/15/16 12:47 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

cracker barrel aint all that. I understand how they could draw travelers that
want to try country cooking but why people in the south would eat there I dont
understand, the food isnt that good. it's mediocre at best

I still dont understand why we have so many places that do country cooking/soul
food, that's the shit you make at home, why the fuck are you paying people to cook
what you cook for yourself. come the fuck on people, live a little. have a caesar
god damned salad or something. go to fucking olive garden or applbee's and splurge


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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: vandago]
    #23646319 - 09/15/16 12:49 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Never really had a bad one I don't think. The worst that really ever seems to happen to me is inattentive wait staff or food taking so long to get to the table I actually contemplate getting up and leaving (which is just really not the type of person I am at all, but after an hour, yeah..). I got a drink spilled on me once, but I didn't really get upset by it, shit happens.

The worst experience I've really ever had at a restaurant was as an employee as a dish washer and like my first or second day on the job. I came around the corner carrying a stack of hot pans (like instant burn hot) and ran into a waitress. Burned her pretty bad, enough to need to go to the hospital. I felt really shitty about it.


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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
    #23646320 - 09/15/16 12:50 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Last time I went to Cracker Barrel I sat across from this older couple and I watched the wife combing her fat slob husband's back hair that was all unruly and sticking out of his muscle shirt. I just thought "Yep..feels like Cracker Barrel."


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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23646325 - 09/15/16 12:52 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

i got food poisoned in Peru once. My brother and i stopped at a burger shop where they gave us really pink burgers. It didnt even look like beef to me. it was pink on the outside with no browning. I was sick by the sight of it, but my brother disagreed with me and insisted that it was fine, so we ate them and got pretty fucked


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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23646329 - 09/15/16 12:56 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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I still dont understand why we have so many places that do country cooking/soul
food, that's the shit you make at home, why the fuck are you paying people to cook
what you cook for yourself.



I dunno about you, but most of the people who try to do southern food that I've eaten, is pretty terrible. Actually a lot of it seems to be half-ased slop that they throw the "southern cooking" label on just to make themselves feel better about it. Yeah it's supposed to be simple, but simple doesn't have to be crap. Cracker Barrel is pretty much gourmet food compared to it. I can make good southern food, but sometimes I just don't feel like cooking it. It's pretty rare I choose a place like that but I do occasionally.

The only thing good at Olive Garden really is the Calamari and whatever that Sausage and Potato soup is. The Alfredo is hit and miss (more miss). The lasagne is just wholly unappetizing.


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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #23646332 - 09/15/16 01:00 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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I got a drink spilled on me once, but I didn't really get upset by it, shit happens.






I was sent to get chicken at a place here in town, I dont like the place, it's more
country cooking but my mom insisted, she told me to get a gallon of tea as well, I
called the order in and it was waiting when I got there, I paid, left and got home,
the chicken was dry as fuck, been under heat lamps all day as were the potatoes, but
what got me is that they tea was sent out in a mayo jug, a 1 gallon mayo jug. ok, I
can see recycling and shit, when I took the lid off, there was fucking mayonnaise
floating in the tea. they didnt even bother to clean it out


in a classic case of 'country cooking in the south' that restaurant has been
bought out several times, it's actually a great location for a small town the
problem is, everyone keeps the same menu and the name. until those 2 things
change I will not eat there because of the mayo experience


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    #23646339 - 09/15/16 01:05 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I always thought they should open a version of the cracker barrel that served like ribs, and watermelon, and fried chicken, with all kinds of sweet nick nacks like glass rose stems and char boi and call it the "blacker barrel".


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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: vandago]
    #23646340 - 09/15/16 01:06 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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I always thought they should open a version of the cracker barrel that served like ribs, and watermelon, and fried chicken, with all kinds of sweet nick nacks like glass rose stems and char boi and call it the "blacker barrel".






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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23646348 - 09/15/16 01:12 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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what got me is that they tea was sent out in a mayo jug, a 1 gallon mayo jug. ok, I
can see recycling and shit, when I took the lid off, there was fucking mayonnaise
floating in the tea. they didnt even bother to clean it out




That's just classic


I worked in a smokehouse, the owners stored all the racks (which hold meat in the smoker) outside, uncovered, exposed to the elements, rats, roaches, whatever happened to be outside in the open.


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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: vandago] * 1
    #23646386 - 09/15/16 01:40 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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I always thought they should open a version of the cracker barrel that served like ribs, and watermelon, and fried chicken, with all kinds of sweet nick nacks like glass rose stems and char boi and call it the "blacker barrel".




This must be your legacy :solidnod:


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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23646408 - 09/15/16 02:06 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I'm gonna need a couple smokers.

One for meat.

One for crack.

"Would you like someone else's tv with that?"


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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: vandago]
    #23646433 - 09/15/16 02:27 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

you guys should try a chicken fried steak using a thin sliced ribeye, pounded out and hand breaded, then home made white cream pepper gravy, home made mashed, fresh steamed green beans/broccoli/corn/etc... and fresh home made rolls, that might change a mind about southern home cooking. Oh and some "sun tea" to go with.:nursemaryjane:


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