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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: vandago]
#23643782 - 09/14/16 04:05 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Not exactly THIS bad but my worst restaurant experience involved a very rude waiter and very slow service.
When you serve you SERVE. I dont expect you to be on your knees grovelling but I expect a polite attentive attitude. Serving isnt just putting the right foods on the table, its providing an experience that reflects upon the entire restaurant.
None of us returned there ever again even though the food was good.
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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: Asante]
#23643786 - 09/14/16 04:15 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I ain't got a worst one, oddly enough. I got plenty of fucking magical ones though. Like sharing a plate of sashimi with my wife, talking about getting married, and going 'fuck it, yeah, let's do it'.
It don't sound magical, but it fucking was.
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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: vandago]
#23643793 - 09/14/16 04:21 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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i enjoyed his interviews, especially those with bill maher. i like the guy but his music makes me nauseous for some reason..
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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: vandago]
#23643797 - 09/14/16 04:28 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
vandago said:
We've reached out to Manson, and he's going on the attack for what he calls a "sucker punch."
I don't get the impression one would need a cheap shot to get the better of him.
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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: Repertoire89]
#23643800 - 09/14/16 04:32 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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>be at red lobster with cousin >order all you can eat crab legs >wait 15 minutes >no legs >wait another >no legs >witness cousin bitch staff out >this goes on maybe 15 min >eventually get crab legs >whole meal is free >bad moods all around >why are we in a red lobster when we live in New England?
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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: Apollyphelion] 2
#23643807 - 09/14/16 04:41 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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> be at subway > order for take out > no serviettes
every god damn time
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Now you mention it...
>Go to McDonalds drive thourgh cause munchies >Order several double cheesburgers >Open the wrapper to find that greasy shit all over it
Mind you, I never counted McDonalds as a restaurant before...
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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: vandago]
#23643824 - 09/14/16 05:02 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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True story bro?
That tops any bad experiences ive had. Ive had some cool experiences at Denny's.
One time, my friend and i with his two friends went to Dennys in the afternoon. He just bought this Iolite portable butane powered vaporizer. He descided to bring the vaporizer into the Denny's and we used it inside the Denny's, gettin high on some Hawaiian grown weed 
Made for a great Denny's brunch for sure 
Im surprized we didnt get caught
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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 1
#23643829 - 09/14/16 05:08 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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LogicaL Chaos said: He just bought this Iolite portable butane powered vaporizer.
I had one of those for a while. The persistent 'tshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh' every couple of mins hotted it up.
I got a Grasshopper now. As covert as they come:
https://www.grasshoppervape.com/
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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23643834 - 09/14/16 05:13 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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haha, yah, it does make that sound hehe.
Grasshopper huh? hmmmm
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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23643867 - 09/14/16 05:40 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Jokeshopbeard said: Now you mention it...
>Go to McDonalds drive thourgh cause munchies >Order several double cheesburgers >Open the wrapper to find that greasy shit all over it
Mind you, I never counted McDonalds as a restaurant before...
Greasy cheeseburgers are the best !
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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23643933 - 09/14/16 06:46 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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LogicaL Chaos said:

True story bro?
That tops any bad experiences ive had. Ive had some cool experiences at Denny's.
One time, my friend and i with his two friends went to Dennys in the afternoon. He just bought this Iolite portable butane powered vaporizer. He descided to bring the vaporizer into the Denny's and we used it inside the Denny's, gettin high on some Hawaiian grown weed 
Made for a great Denny's brunch for sure 
Im surprized we didnt get caught 
True as fuck. We still laugh about that shit. I miss being 20. It's like we weren't even legally allowed to be drinking, nor should we have been driving. The end result was too much.
If we are counting mcdonalds I have multiple times order mcgriddles int the morning and they just gave me the buns lol.
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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: vandago] 6
#23643969 - 09/14/16 07:18 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Once i went to denny's with my girl and i was feeling frisky so i asked for a handjob. This fuckin old couple kept distracting me and then a group of drunk goofs came in and they were being so loud that i almost lodt my boner. Like hows a guy supposed to get a danny's HJ with all these fuckin people around.
So i finally blocked out the horny old woman watching us and 2 of the drunk people went outside so i could finally relax a bit.
Then i jizzed. It was an extra big load so my girlfriend had to get rid of it quick. She washed it off in the drunk guys drink and THEY got mad at US. Can you beleive it? They just interrupted our intimate moment. The least they can do is take some juzz off our hands.
So we ran outside because at this point the drunk guys are freaking out over a little jizz. I saw the other drunk guys who went outside and i whipped my dick out to distract them while my girlfriend got away. It was a close one.
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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: Repertoire89] 2
#23643983 - 09/14/16 07:31 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Repertoire89 said:
Eating at a shitty restaurant near the Vatican where they're literally microwaving leftovers infront of you, then receiving a bill for like $200 because each shitty tiny little item was apparently like $15.
OMG what the fuck, I would be so upset about that.
I once tried a Thai restaurant that was the worst Thai I've EVER had. The curry tasted like dog food. The place was empty and there were only 2 other customers besides us. Another person came in to order take-out. I could hear a microwaving going off in the kitchen every time somebody ordered something. It was sooooo obvious they were just microwaving old food.
When I asked the server if they were microwaving the food, she lied and denied it. Then started talking in Siamese to the manager or owner who was there, presumably about the fact that I knew that their food was microwaved.
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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: BANANA.MAN]
#23643991 - 09/14/16 07:36 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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BANANA.MAN said: Once i went to denny's with my girl and i was feeling frisky so i asked for a handjob. This fuckin old couple kept distracting me and then a group of drunk goofs came in and they were being so loud that i almost lodt my boner. Like hows a guy supposed to get a danny's HJ with all these fuckin people around.
So i finally blocked out the horny old woman watching us and 2 of the drunk people went outside so i could finally relax a bit.
Then i jizzed. It was an extra big load so my girlfriend had to get rid of it quick. She washed it off in the drunk guys drink and THEY got mad at US. Can you beleive it? They just interrupted our intimate moment. The least they can do is take some juzz off our hands.
So we ran outside because at this point the drunk guys are freaking out over a little jizz. I saw the other drunk guys who went outside and i whipped my dick out to distract them while my girlfriend got away. It was a close one.

I must say, you were hung like a boss and your girl was pretty hot too.
Thanks for that
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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: Asante] 1
#23644036 - 09/14/16 08:14 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Asante said:
Not exactly THIS bad but my worst restaurant experience involved a very rude waiter and very slow service.
Lol...I've been to a lot of Asian restaurants where the waiter is rude. Usually if you're younger they'll speak down to you. If my mom or somebody older goes into a restaurant they get totally different service from me or my friends.
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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: Crystal G]
#23644206 - 09/14/16 09:45 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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"Ding!" your meal is ready!
Hot out the microwave! That'd be $10.
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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: vandago]
#23644207 - 09/14/16 09:45 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I've had bad food, less than ideal food, and bad service on occasion.
Probably the "worst" experience was years ago when I was at a RuthsChris steakhouse. I was celebrating come type of special event (can't remember what). Shortly after ordering, I sorta notice an elderly couple sitting right next to my table and the guy is getting concerned. About 10 minutes later, its clear the lady is having chest pain.
My steak comes out sizzling, followed by a stretcher and a small army of EMTs. They're continuously working on the lady while bumping my arm as I eat. Just as I get the bill, they wheel her out.
Not her fault or anything, but it certainly ruined the moment.
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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23644212 - 09/14/16 09:47 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I personally havnen't had anything that terrible happen but a buddy of mine found a slug in the bottom if his tea glass at a local bbq restaurant
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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: weirdguy32]
#23644305 - 09/14/16 10:36 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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What OP was trying to say in his long story is that he got free eggs and free sperm.
Some people are just lucky like that.
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