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What is your worst restaurant experience ever? * 5
    #23643327 - 09/13/16 11:04 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

So me and 9 other friends went for the 3 am denny's dash drunk as fuck one night.  This was roughly 10 years ago.

On the way to the restaurant my friend in the passenger seat leans out the passenger window and literally engulfs the side of the jeep with vomit, he's actually a poster here. 

We get to denny's and he is just hanging outside of the jeep puking all over the parking lot......Ok buddy you are staying outside.

The 9 of us go inside and get the three tables pushed together thing, all seated and drunk as hell babbling about dumb movies and sex and fights, typical drunk banter.  There's actually a couple elderly couples sat across the room, and a younger couple right beside us. 

We order our food and keep being loud and obnoxious. Drunk denny's....you know.

Our food come out and I woof mine down pretty quick, I just kinda inhale food for some reason. One of my friends also finishes his meal and we decided to go check on our buddy in the jeep outside and smoke a cigarette.

So we check on him, vomit EVERYWHERE, down his clothes, in the jeep ( it was his jeep, thank god we took two cars and didn't let him drive ) and all over the ground.....ok you're getting it out....hang in there champ.....

We go back to the front door and smoke a cigarette.  Suddenly the couple that was sitting beside us come out the door laughing hysterically.  The guy walks up to us and is like "You two wanna see something cool???"....."Sure I guess".......

The guy pulls his pants halfway down and just starts shaking his half hard cock around laughing hysterically.  My friend and are just "WHAT THE FUCK MAN!?!?!" and the couple run off, jump in their car and bolt.

So my friend and I go inside about to tell the group what just happened, and they are fucking flipping out and screaming. None of them are seating everyone is standing up arguing with the waiter.

I'm like "Woah calm down guys, what the fuck just happened, I just had some dude whip his dick out at me outside. It can't be that bad."

My friend starts ranting "Well it was probably the same couple!  This guy and girl come over to our table and the girl literally sticks her hands in my drink and M's drink and splashes it all over us and our fucking food, then says the guy just got a hand job under the table over there and she needed to wipe clean off her hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The waiter is refusing to move us tables, refusing to make any food over, and refusing to hear us out.  I went drunk dumbass style on him.....

I slammed my hands down on the table and screamed "NOW I COME TO DENNY'S FOR A GOOD FUCKING HOMECOOKED MEAL. AND WHAT DO I GET??!? DICKS IN MY FACE AND SPERM IN MY EGGS!!!!!!!"

The old couples eating just look appalled and sit their utensils down.....the waiter is like "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I CAN ASSURE THERE IS NO SPERM IN ANYONE'S EGGS" 

My friend that was had one of the cups she rinsed her hands in picks up some of his eggs on a fork and screams "I DUNNO PEOPLE, I THINK I KNOW SPERM WHEN I SEE IT, AND THESE EGGS ARE RIDDLED IN FUCKING SPERM!!!!!!!!!"

The waiter is trying so hard to get us to be quiet but I'm just like "dude you aren't offering to make anything right, I am not trying to scam you here, you got a guy whipping his dick out in the parking lot, and now we have sperm all over the damn table and you aren't doing anything about it, we are not paying for this meal!!!"

He refuses to have any of it.  He demands we pay or he will call the cops. I tell him to call a manager above him.  After about 15 minutes of going back and forth about sperm soaked eggs, the old couples leaving in disgust ( it didn't look like they had to pay either ) the waiter finally folds and gives all 9 of us the meals for free and takes my information down.


We leave appalled. Told the half passed out puke covered dude in the car what happened....."Mannnn I mis all the good shit."

I actually got a call from dennys corporate lawyer in the morning asking what I was trying to "gain from dennys"  I didn't realize at the time I probably could've been over compensated out of court for what happened, but I told him the free meal was good enough, but his server was a complete asshole about the situation.

I still tipped the server 10 bucks.


tl'dr  Someone jerked off on us at dennys and we didn't have to pay for 130 dollars worth of food.


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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: vandago]
    #23643334 - 09/13/16 11:07 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Mmmm, outside of working at one, nothing too bad.

Going to some late night Diner on acid, having people try and start shit, running their mouths and what not.
Typical south Florida weekend.

Eating at a shitty restaurant near the Vatican where they're literally microwaving leftovers infront of you, then receiving a bill for like $200 because each shitty tiny little item was apparently like $15.


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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23643340 - 09/13/16 11:09 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Man eating at shitty diners on acid is amazing.

I have had some really good times at diners on L in the middle of the night.  Like the staff ust staring at us like "When the fuck are they gonna leave "


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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: vandago]
    #23643348 - 09/13/16 11:13 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:ilold:

That was a good story, too bad it didn't end with the cocksuckers crashing into a lamppost and dying.


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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: vandago]
    #23643354 - 09/13/16 11:14 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Man eating at shitty diners on acid is amazing.

I have had some really good times at diners on L in the middle of the night.  Like the staff ust staring at us like "When the fuck are they gonna leave "




Depends, depends. Plenty of shitty nights, but sometimes its just right.
Definitely not a loud guy myself.


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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: vandago] * 1
    #23643358 - 09/13/16 11:15 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

All of my experiences suck. I hate restaurants. They're fucking terrifying.


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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: goldcaphunter] * 1
    #23643360 - 09/13/16 11:16 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Hahaha what


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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: goldcaphunter]
    #23643365 - 09/13/16 11:17 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

What do you mean terrifying?

You know whats a great feeling? Being mildly hungover, and stopping by a quality, empty Chinese restaurant first thing in the morning. Best hangover food ime


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    #23643374 - 09/13/16 11:19 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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goldcaphunter said:
All of my experiences suck. I hate restaurants. They're fucking terrifying.





Where the fuck do you eat at? Cannibals in paradise?


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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: vandago]
    #23643379 - 09/13/16 11:20 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:laugh2:


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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: vandago]
    #23643385 - 09/13/16 11:21 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:ilold:

That got me a good laugh

The shroomery would make a good diner
Come on here wasted all the time , but have to cook my own food :crankey:


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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: vandago]
    #23643403 - 09/13/16 11:28 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Usually there's just to many people being stagnant in a closed area for my comfort.

I don't like being around mad people because I don't trust them and you shouldn't either :lol:


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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: goldcaphunter] * 1
    #23643412 - 09/13/16 11:30 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Now I just picture you in a library with your hands over your ears running around in circles screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MANIACS, MAD, ALL OF YOU ARE FUCKING MAD!!!!!!!"


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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: goldcaphunter] * 1
    #23643414 - 09/13/16 11:30 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah but I'm mad fairly often myself

Its a fucking party


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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: vandago]
    #23643437 - 09/13/16 11:36 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

That's accurate:lol:


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    #23643505 - 09/14/16 12:04 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Haha good story. My worst experience was probably when me and my dad were fighting these 3 drunk guys at a bar/restaurant because the big 300 lber thought my dad was "checkin out his woman" or some dumb shit like that. Dude threatened to kill my dad and beat him with a chair while one of the other guys held him and I was on the last guy. Then my dad knifed the dude across the face and got sent to jail for almost a month.

All my other restaurant experiences have been a good time :shrug:


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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: vandago]
    #23643774 - 09/14/16 03:50 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

dennis employees probably got the worst/best restaurant stories known to man.


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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: zZZz]
    #23643777 - 09/14/16 03:56 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

http://www.tmz.com/2015/04/07/marilyn-manson-fight-dennys-punched-face/


Marilyn Manson -- Grand Slammed in the Face at a Denny's


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Goth rocker Marilyn Manson got more than two pancakes, two eggs, two pieces of bacon and two sausage links during a trip to Denny's this past weekend ... he allegedly got clocked in the face!

According to our sources, Manson had a concert in Alberta, Canada on Saturday night and hit up a local Denny's around 2 AM. We're told Manson got into an argument with a group at another table, and at some point allegedly called a guy's gf a bitch. 

The guy was pissed, and we're told he responded by punching Manson in the face.

Police confirm there was a disturbance at Denny's that night, but no charges were filed and the case is closed.

We've reached out to Manson, and he's going on the attack for what he calls a "sucker punch."








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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: vandago]
    #23643779 - 09/14/16 03:59 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

knowing manson dude probably milked that story for all its worth.


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Re: What is your worst restaurant experience ever? [Re: zZZz]
    #23643780 - 09/14/16 04:01 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

He's from my hometown.

He got picked on a lot.

I gotta hand it to the guy though, he has a rockers stage presence for sure.


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