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Marxist Metaphors: Shroomery Policy!
    #2364175 - 02/21/04 02:50 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

Ok, there has been some debate over use of marxist metaphors, and the administration has been very concerned that marxist similes are being neglected, if not just plain abandoned, altogether.

To help rectify this linguistic imbalance, I have devised a clever plan. We are going to implement a new script in the message board software to keep track of the use of marxist metaphors and similes, of a per user basis. Every user will be given a separate counter for marxist metaphors and marxist similes. When a user has reached their marxist metaphor quota, they will not be allowed to use any more marxist metaphors until they have achieved parity with their marxist simile usage.

Use of marxist analogies will be judged on a per case basis, by the PAL Moderators, and will then be credited to either a user's metaphor or simile tally depending on how the Moderator perceives it. Disputes about analogy branding may be taken to the Admins for final judgment. Geo has volunteered to hear these cases.

PS: I'm also working on an official Shroomery Advertising Policy regarding corporate feminism. So far it hasn't been a problem with our advertisers, but we don't want to be caught with our pants down... :smirk:


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Re: Marxist Metaphors: Shroomery Policy! [Re: Papaver]
    #2364234 - 02/21/04 03:10 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

You're going to get no end of proletariat soliloquies concerning this three left turns bourgeois amalgam.


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Re: Marxist Metaphors: Shroomery Policy! [Re: Papaver]
    #2364256 - 02/21/04 03:16 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

but we don't want to be caught with our pants down



We don't want to see you with your pants down.


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You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers

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Re: Marxist Metaphors: Shroomery Policy! [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #2364258 - 02/21/04 03:16 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

That makes me feel all warm and fuzzy, like Trotsky's beard... :laugh:

PS: Three lefts make a right... :wink:


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Re: Marxist Metaphors: Shroomery Policy! [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #2364259 - 02/21/04 03:16 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah! What B_H said.

(what the fuck did you say anyway?)


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You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers

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Re: Marxist Metaphors: Shroomery Policy! [Re: Papaver]
    #2364290 - 02/21/04 03:24 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Papaver said:

PS: Three lefts make a right... :wink:






That's what Ralph Nader said.


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Re: Marxist Metaphors: Shroomery Policy! [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #2364317 - 02/21/04 03:30 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

Do I really need to spell it out to you?  :shake:


Proletariat:  The class of industrial wage earners who, possessing neither capital nor production means, must earn their living by selling their labor.
The poorest class of working people.

Three lefts = one right


Bourgeois:  In Marxist theory, a member of the property-owning class; a capitalist


Amalgam: A combination of diverse elements


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“Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle. The real extent of this state of misinformation is known only to those who are in situations to confront facts within their knowledge with the lies of the day.”  -- Thomas Jefferson

The greatest sin of mankind is ignorance.

The press takes [Trump] literally, but not seriously; his supporters take him seriously, but not literally. --Salena Zeto (9/23/16)

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Re: Marxist Metaphors: Shroomery Policy! [Re: Papaver]
    #2364322 - 02/21/04 03:31 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

Carl or Groucho ?????????

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Re: Marxist Metaphors: Shroomery Policy! [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #2364338 - 02/21/04 03:34 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

Name Dropper! :wink:

I dropped my own name once, and it broke. I put it back together, but it didn't make any sense anymore... :sad:

--Vaperpa

PS: Zeppo! :cool:


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Re: Marxist Metaphors: Shroomery Policy! [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #2364473 - 02/21/04 04:02 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

Do I need to explain humor to you?  :shake:


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Re: Marxist Metaphors: Shroomery Policy! [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #2364543 - 02/21/04 04:15 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

:lol: :shake: :lol: :nonono: :lol: :shake: :lol: :nonono:
:shake: :lol: :nonono: :lol: :shake: :lol: :nonono: :lol:
  :lol: :nonono: :lol: :shake: :lol: :nonono: :lol: :shake:
:nonono: :lol: :shake: :lol: :nonono: :lol: :crying: :lol:


"Laugh hard, it's a long way to the bank." -- TMBG


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"America: Fuck yeah!" -- Alexthegreat

“Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle. The real extent of this state of misinformation is known only to those who are in situations to confront facts within their knowledge with the lies of the day.”  -- Thomas Jefferson

The greatest sin of mankind is ignorance.

The press takes [Trump] literally, but not seriously; his supporters take him seriously, but not literally. --Salena Zeto (9/23/16)

Edited by Baby_Hitler (02/21/04 04:22 PM)

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Re: Marxist Metaphors: Shroomery Policy! [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #2364650 - 02/21/04 05:05 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

"Life is a comedy to those who think, and a tragedy to those who feel."

-- Horace Walpole


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Re: Marxist Metaphors: Shroomery Policy! [Re: Papaver]
    #2365000 - 02/21/04 06:19 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

"I got two turntables and a microphone." -- Beck


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“Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle. The real extent of this state of misinformation is known only to those who are in situations to confront facts within their knowledge with the lies of the day.”  -- Thomas Jefferson

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The press takes [Trump] literally, but not seriously; his supporters take him seriously, but not literally. --Salena Zeto (9/23/16)

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Re: Marxist Metaphors: Shroomery Policy! [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #2365245 - 02/21/04 07:36 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

I guess not.

:thumbup:


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Re: Marxist Metaphors: Shroomery Policy! [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #2365345 - 02/21/04 08:15 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah, I don't think you need to explain humor to a guy who goes by the name Baby_Hitler... :wink:


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Re: Marxist Metaphors: Shroomery Policy! [Re: Papaver]
    #2366554 - 02/22/04 01:01 AM (20 years, 1 month ago)

Ok, there has been some debate over use of marxist metaphors, and the administration has been very concerned that marxist similes are being neglected, if not just plain abandoned, altogether.

:laugh:

Don't complicate the issue!! It took long enough finding out what a "marxist metaphor" was!

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Re: Marxist Metaphors: Shroomery Policy! [Re: Xlea321]
    #2366656 - 02/22/04 01:36 AM (20 years, 1 month ago)

You know how it is when somebody asks some body first and then they ask another question back trying to didge the issue.

You know how that is.


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“Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle. The real extent of this state of misinformation is known only to those who are in situations to confront facts within their knowledge with the lies of the day.”  -- Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Marxist Metaphors: Shroomery Policy! [Re: Xlea321]
    #2366789 - 02/22/04 02:17 AM (20 years, 1 month ago)

Sorry... :wink:


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Re: Marxist Metaphors: Shroomery Policy! [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #2366874 - 02/22/04 03:02 AM (20 years, 1 month ago)

Ah come on baby, don't get bitter in a peace making thread.

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Re: Marxist Metaphors: Shroomery Policy! [Re: Xlea321]
    #2366926 - 02/22/04 03:36 AM (20 years, 1 month ago)

Just so you all don't worry -- and I know some of you have been worried -- I'm drafting an Official Shroomery Policy regarding: Corporate Feminism, Amazon Feminism, Anarcho-Feminism, Cosmetic Feminism, Cross-Species Feminism, Cultural Feminism, Erotic (or Pro Sex) Feminism, Environmental (or Eco-) Feminism, Individualist (or Libertarian) Feminism, Lesbian Feminism, Liberal Feminism, Marxist and Socialist Feminism, Material Feminism, Masculine Feminism, Moderate Feminism, Multicultural Feminism, Pop Feminism, Postmodern (or Poststructural) Feminism [broken down into both Derida and Foucault axioms], Psychoanalytic Feminism [both Freudian and Jungian], Radical Feminism, and Separatist (including Castrational) Feminism, to name but a few facets on this bright and shining jewel which our sisters carry -- not totally unlike a millstone around their necks -- to relief us from the awful burden...

In deference to our female "brothers," I intend to call this policy paper, "The Official Shroomery Policy Paper on Feminism as it Applies to Posting and Moderation: Or, The Castration of Oedipus Next."

PS: Sorry, I'm kind a "giddy," and "high," at the moment, so just ignore me altogether... :smirk:


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Re: Marxist Metaphors: Shroomery Policy! [Re: Papaver]
    #2366930 - 02/22/04 03:40 AM (20 years, 1 month ago)

That about covers it!  :laugh:

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Re: Marxist Metaphors: Shroomery Policy! [Re: Xlea321]
    #2366962 - 02/22/04 04:15 AM (20 years, 1 month ago)

Thanks! I tried not to leave anyone out. It's a very diverse hegemony... :wink:


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