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OfflineTrip Hop
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What MDMA can make you do
    #23641448 - 09/13/16 12:35 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

This is a story of how low I stopped for MDMA one time.


I was at the Tipper and Friends full moon gathering at the Spirit of Suwannee live music park and I did something very shameful and regretful.


So I was watching Sphongle chilling and doing me until a wild Bisco kid appeared. The Bisco kid tells me "Hey man you want some E?" I'm like "fuck yeah man."

He pulls out a bag of Pink Oreos and waves it in my face. The Bisco kid says "What would you do for a bag of Pink Oreos."

I say "Dude I'll do anything man please just lemme have em."

My MDMA addiction was getting the best of me. I could not resist the temptation of those succulent MDMA presses.

The Bisco kid says "Follow me." He chuckles.

I follow the Bisco kid back to his campsite.

We get to his canopy and there are too filthy wooks sitting underneath the canopy.

We walk up to them. A male wook and a wookette. The wookette says "Me and my man are looking for a boy toy to play with. Are up for it?"

I say "Yes, just please let me have the Pink Oreos man."

Her wook man says "Alright lets head over to the tent and get this party started."

We head over to the tent.

Once inside the tent the wook man takes off his boho pants and reveals his hairy smelly cock to me. Some of his pubic hair is dreadlocked and there seems to be bits of smegma stuck onto his hairy red bush.

The wookette takes off her clothes and begins to masturbate. The wook man says "Suck it." He grabs my head begins fucking me in the mouth. I can feel his hairy cock slide deep into my throat.

The wookette begins masturbating furiously. She slides her fingers intensely insider her hairy blonde pussy and her pussy juices soon begin to squirt everywhere. The tent soon smells even worst than it smelled before, the stentch of dead fish begins to spread all over the tent.

The wook man takes his dick out of my mouth and then begins to fuck me in the ass. The wookette gets up and begins to rape my face.

She rubs her smelly and hairy pussy all over my face. She screams "lick it".

I lick her pussy and it smells like a rotting fetus. I throw up from the smell, the barf goes all over her pussy. The wookette takes her finger and wipes some of the throw up off her pussy and sticks in her mouth tasting it. She then takes her finger and sticks it deep in her throat and throws up all over my face and screams "Oh yeah baby I love it!!!". She then kneels on the floor and begins taking out with me and throwing up in my mouth and by that point we are both throwing up in each others mouth's. There is a massive pool of vomit all over the tent floor. The wook man keeps fucking me in the ass and then takes out from my ass and begins to jerk off on my back. The she wooks scurries over to my backside and begins to lick my asshole.

She then rests her head directly on my ass and face her wook mans cock. The wook man ejaculates all over his wookettes face and on my back.

I leave the tent collect my MDMA from the Bisco kid and head over to the show to clean myself up.

Moral of the story is

Don't do MDMA kids. MDMA addiction is real and will make you do disgusting things.


Edited by Trip Hop (09/13/16 12:37 PM)


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InvisibleOhMrJohnson
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Re: What MDMA can make you do [Re: Trip Hop] * 3
    #23641458 - 09/13/16 12:38 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:uhhnothanks:


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InvisiblePatrickKn
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Re: What MDMA can make you do [Re: Trip Hop]
    #23641460 - 09/13/16 12:38 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Bullshit. You had me thinking it was possible up until the throwup.


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Re: What MDMA can make you do [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23641476 - 09/13/16 12:43 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: What MDMA can make you do [Re: Trip Hop]
    #23641515 - 09/13/16 12:54 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

OP is a sheekle puppet


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Re: What MDMA can make you do [Re: koods] * 4
    #23641557 - 09/13/16 01:08 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

*Janky Tits puppet


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Re: What MDMA can make you do [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23641571 - 09/13/16 01:12 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Good call. The brand name presses are a dead giveaway.


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Re: What MDMA can make you do [Re: koods]
    #23641664 - 09/13/16 01:38 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Bisco hate,

Bassfreek?


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InvisibleThayendanegea
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Re: What MDMA can make you do [Re: wigglewak] * 1
    #23641708 - 09/13/16 01:52 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I don't think bassfreak is that clever.


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Re: What MDMA can make you do [Re: Trip Hop]
    #23641798 - 09/13/16 02:34 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I declare you the new and improved SVS/SSE. You are what he has always aspired to be.


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Re: What MDMA can make you do [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23641864 - 09/13/16 02:55 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

sVs is acctually clever though. This was purely dirty.


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Re: What MDMA can make you do [Re: BANANA.MAN]
    #23641902 - 09/13/16 03:10 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:yolo:


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Re: What MDMA can make you do [Re: BANANA.MAN]
    #23641949 - 09/13/16 03:28 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

BANANA.MAN said:
sVs is acctually clever though. This was purely dirty.




This was far, far more amusing than anything I ever saw SVS post. And that is not to say this was very amusing at all.


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Re: What MDMA can make you do [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23642009 - 09/13/16 03:50 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

He could make a thread like this then reply to peoples comments with clever one liners for 2 or 3 pages.

I think he is funny sometimes even though i dont like gross shit posts most of the time. svs is the only one whos thread i would paticipate in.


Edited by BANANA.MAN (09/13/16 06:11 PM)


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Re: What MDMA can make you do [Re: BANANA.MAN]
    #23642013 - 09/13/16 03:53 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:shrug: gave me a little chub.  nice story


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Re: What MDMA can make you do [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23642062 - 09/13/16 04:07 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I thought this story deserved to be illustrated. 

:three: :whattefuck2: :shrug:  :assface:  :rofldrunk:  :xtc:  :trolldance:


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