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Re: why are girls so loud during sex? [Re: vandago]
    #23664067 - 09/21/16 03:42 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

fully mobile?

U mean like a sex robot?


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Re: why are girls so loud during sex? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #23664070 - 09/21/16 03:47 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah, we've talked about the concept already. It's gonna be a freemium sexbot which you have to pay in hooker gold when you wanna play..


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Re: why are girls so loud during sex? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23664071 - 09/21/16 03:50 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I suppose. 

I'd at least want some communication.  You could program it to talk to you how you wanted.

It wouldn't need to be like....walking around......but being able to pose it more, having some hand grip, a little more intuitive design overall.

The current ones just seem like a 2000 dollar corpse with no skeletal structure.

I mean if you could just upload porn so it knew what you liked, the ability to squirt, a vagina that would kegel when it "came" I mean it would add a lot to it if it had a structure to it that was fully posable, and also could be warmed up.

Like you plug it in when not in use and let it charge and boom, good to go nice warm almost woman.



My friend modifies his dildos so they are usb attached and never die.  He saves a shit load on batteries like that.


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Re: why are girls so loud during sex? [Re: vandago]
    #23664073 - 09/21/16 03:53 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

i see you have put a lot of thought into this vandago :lol:

Imagine the future, cyborg babes. :eek:


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Re: why are girls so loud during sex? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23664077 - 09/21/16 04:01 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Well the ones now are so fucking creepy, I have so many ideas for male sex toys that would really.....bridge the gap......

Have you ever searched the knock off real dolls on ebay?

They are like 3'3.  How fucking creepy is that?  "Here bang this cold limp child for 600 bucks that you will have to keep in a body bag to keep all of your 34 cats hair off of it pathetic psychopath."


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Re: why are girls so loud during sex? [Re: vandago]
    #23664081 - 09/21/16 04:05 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

haha, yah. that would be weird. gotta be at least 5ft. Maybe its for the midget fetish guys :shrug:

I remember when i tried to quit porn and i "cheated" by looking at realistic sex dolls and i told myself "no, this isnt porn, they arent even real!".

Pretty ridiculous, my mind is. :nonono:


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Re: why are girls so loud during sex? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #23664087 - 09/21/16 04:14 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quite honestly with the amount of fun I have had with fleshlights on speed, I considered a real doll when I had the cash for one.

But man, THANK GOD I didn't make that purchase.  Like literally, you'd have to have a body bag hanging next to your shower, and like.....put her on a hook or something after you showered her so she would dry.....and like.....shower this limp doll, her hair sopping wet, her stone cold look.....you'd have to fucking shampoo and condition her hair......then you'd have to make sure she was completely dry before you bagged her up to keep the mold off, and really, you would need a speculum for her vagina and anus and mouth to make sure it was dry on the inside, and it's so hard completely cleaning silicone with pockets like that.....I went through 3 flesh lights already thinking I had them completely dry and then nope, little coconut oil, little sperm left in it, mold. And you can't exactly stuff a 5'7 silicone body in the dishwasher.

I mean can you even bang a real doll in any position?  It would be like weekend at bernie's only no bones.


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Re: why are girls so loud during sex? [Re: vandago]
    #23664093 - 09/21/16 04:17 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

vandago said:

They are like 3'3.  How fucking creepy is that?  "Here bang this cold limp child for 600 bucks that you will have to keep in a body bag to keep all of your 34 cats hair off of it pathetic psychopath."




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Re: why are girls so loud during sex? [Re: vandago]
    #23664094 - 09/21/16 04:19 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

that sucks.

pesky sperm! :lol:

No way to turn those things inside out?


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Re: why are girls so loud during sex? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23664101 - 09/21/16 04:27 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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that sucks.

pesky sperm! :lol:

No way to turn those things inside out?




I've used a fleshlight, if the hole goes straight through it, you can basically turn it inside out
I also never came inside of it, imagine that would be difficult to clean

Fleshlights are nice, definitely recommend one


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Re: why are girls so loud during sex? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23664107 - 09/21/16 04:37 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

i had a fleshlight knock off.

i remember when i bought it, the BBW woman at the counter of the adult shop looked REALLY nervous like i was about to kidnap her or something (which i didnt).

I used it while driving (i dont recommend). It was kinda lame thou cause it was too short and my wang stuck out the other side :nonono:

And it was way too tight. it should have been loose like a goose.


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Re: why are girls so loud during sex? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23664116 - 09/21/16 04:47 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Mine was a $15 knockoff as well

It worked well though  :shrug:

I don't know what people find strange about it, just makes jacking off a lot better


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Re: why are girls so loud during sex? [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 2
    #23664164 - 09/21/16 05:44 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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I mean fuck, it's not like when I grew up, when laying your hands on a magazine was as good as it got.




True story. There was no WWW until I was already in high school and, for the most part, it wasn't usable until I was in college. My long bathroom sessions started with the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog. Then, Victoria's Secret started sending out catalogs. That was a glorious day. I still get a bit of a chub just reading the name 'laetitia casta', heh


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Re: why are girls so loud during sex? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23664229 - 09/21/16 06:44 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

When I'm having sex with guys

Either fucking or being fucked

I talk dirty, moan etc
The dopamine rush from sex is so violently I just moan if it's hot enough


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Re: why are girls so loud during sex? [Re: automan] * 6
    #23664551 - 09/21/16 10:01 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

This is what free porn looked like in the 80s :lol:



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Re: why are girls so loud during sex? [Re: automan] * 1
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Re: why are girls so loud during sex? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23664584 - 09/21/16 10:12 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

trippy!

I remember the scrambled porn days, it was hardly colorful thou, color was all wacky.


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Re: why are girls so loud during sex? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23677744 - 09/25/16 07:35 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Girls are loud during "sex" with you in the hopes that someone will come to their rescue and help stop what is happening.

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Re: why are girls so loud during sex? [Re: Anonymous #5] * 2
    #23680408 - 09/26/16 04:34 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Well since I think only one other lady has provided input on the topic I will go ahead and add mine as a professional lesbian.

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Hormones actually have alot to do with it. That's why I often refer to my non-physical pms symptoms as whore-moans (well it's really more cuz they're a bitch but wtvr). Many ladies are more excited and more sensitive when they are close to their period or ovulating.  The more sensitive they are, the hungrier they are, the more likely you are to satisfy them and the more likely they are to get more excited, be more open about their pleasure, and more likely to want to egg you on.


So that's one thing. Obviously it also depends on the lady, her environment, and her partner.


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Re: why are girls so loud during sex? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23681640 - 09/26/16 11:03 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Well done. A great explanation.

I can attest that hormones around a period are very powerful. My GF is way horny on her period than anytime else. It makes no sense cause u cant get prego than, but thats hormones for ya, weird as fuck.

But also erotic as fuck

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