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why are girls so loud during sex?
    #23638162 - 09/12/16 10:22 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

i feel half the time it's almost un-natural and a bit of a cultural thing, but i guess i'm just biased because i've never felt the need to scream during an orgasm.

i wonder if girls scream when they masturbate too? that would be weird imo



what are ur thoughts on this matter?


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Re: why are girls so loud during sex? [Re: Sheekle] * 3
    #23638170 - 09/12/16 10:24 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Girls are theatrical fakers?  Mystery solved, you're welcome!


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Re: why are girls so loud during sex? [Re: RiverDweller1]
    #23638250 - 09/12/16 11:12 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

They do it for the guy a lot. But I have been in a place where she needed to be quiet and she didn't seem to be able to.


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Re: why are girls so loud during sex? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23638402 - 09/12/16 12:32 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Everytime she makes noise I automatically assume she is not having fun and is faking it for my own pleasure and to spare me my non-existent ego


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Re: why are girls so loud during sex? [Re: Sheekle] * 4
    #23638767 - 09/12/16 03:17 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Because a dumb fucking ho will do anything to get what she wants, even if that means putting on a show for multiple dudes a week.

It's also a control thing. You tell a cunt to shut her fucking hole up because people can fucking hear her and it's not the time or place to be a loud mouthed idiot, and the vile sleaze bag still has to moan and scream just to let others know she's getting what she wants and then some.

I have asked female friends this question.  Why when it's not the time or place to scream and moan why they do it, and they simple say "Cause I'm gettin it in, it's my time, and I want people to know I give no fucks"

So to me it's just a selfish way to manipulate the guy into thinking "he's the man" and almost a mating call to everyone else to know that she's a "freak that gets down".

The only 3 women I have slept with that shut the fuck up when it's necessary are women I was truly in love with and truly felt a bond. 

When I am with a lying cheating whore that just uses me for drugs money and status, while she is doing the same to other guys, they all act the fucking same.  Same drinks, same show boating, same moans, same over needy annoying fucking clothes, same shit show over extreme arguments about nothing, etc.




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Re: why are girls so loud during sex? [Re: vandago] * 5
    #23638781 - 09/12/16 03:20 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

haha what the fuck? mellow out man


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Re: why are girls so loud during sex? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23638791 - 09/12/16 03:24 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I'm giving you an honest answer based on experience.


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Re: why are girls so loud during sex? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23638818 - 09/12/16 03:33 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Somtines the noise is involuntary. Somtimes it takes you buy surprise.

Somtimes it's a matter of communication. Girls who don't make a sound can be hard to read. You have to pay attention to thier breath and belly and whatnot if they are very quiet. If your not looking at them, at thier belly and thier chest it's nice to know what's happening and if what I'm doing is working for her.

Somtines it just nicer to let the noise out.

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i wonder if girls scream when they masturbate too? that would be weird imo





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Re: why are girls so loud during sex? [Re: littlespider] * 4
    #23639175 - 09/12/16 05:26 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Sheekle, you've been watching too much porn. IRL, girls are very rarely 'so loud'.


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Re: why are girls so loud during sex? [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23639235 - 09/12/16 05:48 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Sheekle, you've been watching too much porn. IRL, girls are very rarely 'so loud'.





Only fake ass bitches that are putting on a show to get control. In my experience the girls I am not connected with on an emotional level tend to be so fucking loud it's almost a turn off.

It's not to say I haven't had sex with women I wasn't in love with and they weren't show boating. But I have noticed a majority of the sex I have that's kind of random, or not planned is a lot more annoying so to speak.

Even the girls I have fora fuck buddy for a few weeks, same way, no respect. 

I remember this one girl I slept with for a few months, she would be so loud while my room mates were home, and I'd stop and politely ask her to keep it down, have a little respect, and her response was "Fuck them, I'm gettin it in, they can kiss my ass" which is why I have this theory that it's a power thing, and an ego thing.



The last woman I was engaged to, we would fuck for hours on ecstacy, and she would talk dirty and make noises, but at a reasonable level.  We would fuck at festivals or when people were in other rooms, and it was passionate and respectful.  I really miss that kind of sex.  Very mutual and always progressing.


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Re: why are girls so loud during sex? [Re: vandago] * 1
    #23639346 - 09/12/16 06:30 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe instead of cutting off your penis, just stop having meaningless sex with women you hate?


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Re: why are girls so loud during sex? [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 3
    #23639891 - 09/12/16 09:12 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Sheekle, you've been watching too much porn. IRL, girls are very rarely 'so loud'.



Love it when Jokeshop pretends to have sex :laugh2:


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Re: why are girls so loud during sex? [Re: Sleepwalker]
    #23639925 - 09/12/16 09:21 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Maybe instead of cutting off your penis, just stop having meaningless sex with women you hate?





I don't hate them, nor was I being serious.

All sex is meaningless I've discovered.

Procreate and overpopulate, or have to buy new sheets.



I haven't had sex by choice in months. But thanks for the tip.


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Re: why are girls so loud during sex? [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #23639929 - 09/12/16 09:23 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

For some women the act of being expressive is part of the "letting go" experience sex provides, as well as being a way to blatantly communicate body language that isn't always apparent. Which basically means I'm saying the fact that she's moaning could actually mean she's enjoying it. Wild I know.


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Re: why are girls so loud during sex? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23640008 - 09/12/16 09:44 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Which basically means I'm saying the fact that she's moaning could actually mean she's enjoying it.



There's a clear difference, IMO, between 'moaning cause she's enjoying it' and 'replicating a porn star' type moaning.

My wife used to do a fantastic impersonation of the latter. If you've any common sense you can easily tell the difference between a woman being natural with her noises and one that's over-exaggerating.


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Re: why are girls so loud during sex? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23640023 - 09/12/16 09:50 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Yea... Last time I banged the girl rarely moaned then just let out a str8 up laugh , I was trying to bump away but the weed got to me man :frown::dafuq:


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Re: why are girls so loud during sex? [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23640759 - 09/13/16 07:04 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
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Sheekle, you've been watching too much porn. IRL, girls are very rarely 'so loud'.



Love it when Jokeshop pretends to have sex :laugh2:



Love it when Sheekle pretends he's heard girls being loud during sex.


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Re: why are girls so loud during sex? [Re: Sheekle] * 9
    #23640828 - 09/13/16 07:56 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Loud in a fake way is a turn off. Making noise in a natural way is hot af.

Good sex sounds like a deaf chick quietly singing Black Sabbath while running in flip flops.


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Re: why are girls so loud during sex? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23641104 - 09/13/16 10:05 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
Sheekle, you've been watching too much porn. IRL, girls are very rarely 'so loud'.



Love it when Jokeshop pretends to have sex :laugh2:



Love it when Sheekle pretends he's heard girls being loud during sex.



Love it when Anon#1 melts :laugh2:


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Re: why are girls so loud during sex? [Re: automan] * 1
    #23641129 - 09/13/16 10:17 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Good sex sounds like a deaf chick quietly singing Black Sabbath while running in flip flops.



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