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Funny roommate stories?
    #23634176 - 09/10/16 10:19 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

So if you guys have any funny stories about roommates, go ahead and post them

One funny story is off my roommate in my dorm beating off while blackout drunk. I had a test the next day. I was studying hard at about 2am. He walks in piss drunk and barely understandable. Plops on the bed and whips out his dick. Keep in mind the lights were on and I could see it all. "bro wtf?". I sort walked up to him and he snap into reality for a second. Put his dick in his pants and muttered. He sort of sleep asleep after a little and that was that. Pretty nasty if you ask me. But fuck it, its a funny ass story :rofl:


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Re: Funny roommate stories? [Re: topdog82] * 2
    #23634435 - 09/11/16 12:02 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

My first year of college, I was in my dorm room, having sex (for the first time) with my step-mom, who was visiting me.

Right in the middle of the act, my room-mate unlocks the door and starts to enter!

I jumped up and ran to the door to intercept him. My mom grabbed the bed sheet and hid in the corner of the room.

My room-mate needed his coat. It was cold outside, and he needed his coat to bike to his job at a pizza joint.

I found his coat on his desk chair and gave it to him. We never discussed the incident.


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Re: Funny roommate stories? [Re: RJ Tubs 202]
    #23634444 - 09/11/16 12:06 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

You call her mom and fucked her?


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Re: Funny roommate stories? [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23634496 - 09/11/16 12:37 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Life is full of contradictions and internal conflicts.

My biological mother died when I was a year old, and this woman raised me since I was 3.

After 4 years of therapy, I usually don't call her my "mother" anymore . . .

I kind of slipped back into my old mindset. She was my mother. Then she wasn't.

I became the substitute for my father, who drank a lot and was not emotionally present for her.

I've only recently been able to be angry at her for what she did. I used to blame myself.


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Re: Funny roommate stories? [Re: RJ Tubs 202]
    #23634588 - 09/11/16 01:49 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Well you were in college, so you were at an age where you are responsible for your own actions as far as I'm concerned

You aren't biologically related so its not that weird anyways, just drink it away or do cocaine and turn all your bad feelings into good ones


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Re: Funny roommate stories? [Re: topdog82]
    #23634593 - 09/11/16 01:52 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Mmmm idk, I have some weird stories, but nothing which would be funny outside of the moment comes to mind


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Re: Funny roommate stories? [Re: topdog82]
    #23634598 - 09/11/16 01:57 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

that sounds like a nightmare op..


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