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Re: I'm a lazy fuck! [Re: SyzygisticSoul]
    #23636776 - 09/11/16 06:53 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

It worked well for me.

1) don't consume the waxy outer or the woody core
2) no stinky cooking
3) doesn't take a lot of tending to
4) greatly reduced volume of material to consume
5) doesn't taste bad

all in all, it works well for lazy fucks!

i noticed a trifling bit of sour stomach for a short while, but nowhere near actual nausea


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Re: I'm a lazy fuck! [Re: LuzaW]
    #23636789 - 09/11/16 06:57 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Well played sir
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Re: I'm a lazy fuck! [Re: SyzygisticSoul]
    #23636829 - 09/11/16 07:08 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

i have a servant's heart


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Re: I'm a lazy fuck! [Re: LuzaW]
    #23636833 - 09/11/16 07:09 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

in a jar on my desk


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Re: I'm a lazy fuck! [Re: LuzaW]
    #23636956 - 09/11/16 07:56 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I'm def gonna try out both methods; I've learned it's all about trial and error to find what methods work best for an individual when it comes to entheogen i.e. The best method that works for me when ingesting psilocybe cubensis is to powder my desire dosage and mix it in with a tall glass of OJ; no stomach discomfort and minimal texture and taste problems.


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Re: I'm a lazy fuck! [Re: SyzygisticSoul]
    #23637948 - 09/12/16 08:24 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Eating cactus raw is awesome, you can be sure to get all the actives.
Preperation takes an hour max. Just peel the skin off, despine, cut out the core and eat the green flesh.
Chew the pieces well, eat with icecream to cover the taste.




thats some hardcore shit man, I would gag like a bitch


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Re: I'm a lazy fuck! [Re: ergoticmandala]
    #23637954 - 09/12/16 08:28 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Ice cream does wonders, believe me! :wink:

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Re: I'm a lazy fuck! [Re: Pandemoon]
    #23639506 - 09/12/16 07:13 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I once ate a cacti in stars, I only removed the clear waxy outer layer.  Didn't taste as bad as a boiling reduction.  Didn't taste that bad at all, it was a pt though.  It worked, I prefer a reduction though.

If I remember right I may have sprinkled sugar on the stars.


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Re: I'm a lazy fuck! [Re: 1funguy] * 1
    #23641894 - 09/13/16 03:07 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I'm eating a san Pedro raw I'll let you know


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Re: I'm a lazy fuck! [Re: Mike4aco]
    #23641913 - 09/13/16 03:13 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Mike4aco said:
I'm eating a san Pedro raw I'll let you know




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Re: I'm a lazy fuck! [Re: Pandemoon]
    #23641937 - 09/13/16 03:21 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Nice!!! Def interested to see how this goes!


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Re: I'm a lazy fuck! [Re: SyzygisticSoul]
    #23642650 - 09/13/16 06:58 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Mike has inspired me, I will be experiencing mescaline sometime very soon, it's just hard for me to bring myself to cut one of my cacti up in pieces lol. Before the end of September it's happening though; Gonna go for a heavy dose right out the gate


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Re: I'm a lazy fuck! [Re: SyzygisticSoul]
    #23642706 - 09/13/16 07:13 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Eating 12" of cactus is crazy to me... It'll just make you spew and spew and spew.
Boiling it really isn't hard, and would be a lot easier.

You also really do not need to boil for that long... All it takes is to remove the spine and core, pulverise in blender with an equal amount of water and the juice of a lemon, boil for about an hour (without topping up the water, unless needed), letting the water evaporate while the mescaline is being cooked out.. This saves time.

Strain out your cactus pulp using an old tshirt and discard.
Next just boil down your liquid till you have about 80-100ml of slime left.

Should be fairly easy to get that down in two shots, and will be a lot easier to keep down than kilos of fresh cactus. One thing I've learned with mescaline cacti is it really really pays not to be a lazy fuck haha
Just be careful not to burn your slime when boiling it down, you will need to reduce the heat.


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Re: I'm a lazy fuck! [Re: Bardy] * 2
    #23642804 - 09/13/16 07:49 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Hey OP , Please eat it :tongue2:
I have never even made a tea. I never found a good enough reason to make it.
It feels much more sacred to consume it also.
If I was gonna make a tea im not gonna half ass simmer it for 2 hours, its going to get slowly cooked over 8 hours. So thats 8 hours of cook time alone. Plus stirring and keeping watch would be a bitch. Not worth it to me, when I can just eat it and know im getting every alkaloid.

As for eating it, I can describe what its like.
Its like biting into a pear. Same consistency. Except its full of slimy juices that feels like cum. :awesome: Its wickedly gross, and the taste is even worse. It makes you want to gag, not actually gag, if that helps. Nothing to really worry about for a psychedelic journey. In my experience the nausea is pretty non existant. I felt the slightest wave of nausea during the come up an hour in but it was literally gone as fast as it came, which was awesome.

You will most likely throw up right before the peak. Its not a nauseous one, just it has lots of acid in your stomach and it feels much much better to throw it up. Very liberating and refreshing, and much more energetic when you throw up.

The taste is exactly to the most bitter green pepper in creation. Except, it doesnt have a taste. The taste is bitterness, and off to the side from the aftertaste, is the slightest hint of fresh green pepper. Thats what bridgesii tastes like.

As for chasing it, Id have to think that ice cream would do wonders for it. You want something to mask the taste not overpower it. For me, I found coleslaw works. The ones with a bit of extra mayo (i make my own) I like to add extra pepper to mine. Take a bite of cactus and chase with a spoon of coleslaw, chew fast and swallow. I had no issues.


I ate a foot over the course of 45 mins, was feeling it coming up then. At 1:30 in I smoked a bowl, and it activated the alkaloids and started the trip. I got really cool insta tunnel visuals, sitting in my pc chair and feeling like im in a vortex after smoking. Was awesome though it was definitely strong.

OP mescaline is beautiful. It is gentle, a cactus spirit, and wants to take you on its journey and show you around in its own way, while completely respecting you. Shrooms teach you, mescaline wants to dance.

Its not a mindfuck like shrooms. Except, it lasts fucking foreevveerr. Seriously. Expect to trip for 8-10 hours. You wont have any trouble falling asleep though once you comedown.
Mescaline takes you on a long journey. Ive always fantasized about tripping on it at the beach, similar to the fear and loathing scene but not that strung out haha. It would be lovely.

It wants you to be the center of everything , while it sways... and waves.... dancing all around you. Its very beautiful.
Peak is about 4 hours in, and its breathtaking. Very euphoric, makes you wanna lie back and go ahhhhhh haha.

I found myself doing a lot of the stuff I normally do while tripping. Its super comfy. I made a warm meal a bit after I threw up.
Though music is beyyyonnnddd amazing. Make sure to have bud also. I fell in love with shpongle, and lossless music does wonders.

Dont underestimate it though. A foot will definitely have you tripping pretty nicely. Its very enjoyable, one of the more relaxing psychedelics. I would love to have a girlfriend to trip with. Lovely

And I dont recommend to make the jerky or whatever. No matter what you do to it, it is not going to taste remotely good or desirable. Though I have heard it is cultural to prepare in small cuts/chunks with salt and other seasonings in south america, similar to what he described.

I also wanted to share a tip that will help.
I cut the edges off of 4" of my cutting before I realize it wasnt meant to be cut. It tastes more bitter and is the brightest green right under the skin(everyone says thats where the most concentrated mescal is at, right under the skin, but I have yet to see science of this).
I wasted a good amount of flesh that couldnt be extracted from the skin. And the skin is similar to plastic, it wont go down so dont even try.
It also tastes beyond fresh, like the freshest thing ever. But still very gross.

What you gotta do, is stab a side of the bottom of it. Then you peel the skin slowly off. You will have 100% flesh intact and looking very gorgeous if you peel the skin off.
You wont be able to cut from the top to the bottom of every ridge to get the skin off, without wasting 25% of your cactus. So make sure to peel.

Godspeed OP :mushroom2:


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Re: I'm a lazy fuck! [Re: SpiritShroom]
    #23642846 - 09/13/16 08:07 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Damn SpiritShrooms!!!!! That was very informative and very insightful. I appreciate all the tips and advice from your prior experiences. You truly have me stoked to try mescaline now haha. If it's cool, I think I may PM you if I have any additional questions or need some more advice during the preparations for my first trip.


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Re: I'm a lazy fuck! [Re: SyzygisticSoul]
    #23642971 - 09/13/16 08:49 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

jerky is fine, much less material to consume.

i am unfamiliar with the sensation of having cum in my mouth, but i can do without the slime

what i can say is that the taste of the jerky was all right, not bad at all

having said that, if you don't mind the volume or the taste, eating it raw is a-ok in my book

thanks for the write up, though.  good stuff


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Re: I'm a lazy fuck! [Re: SyzygisticSoul]
    #23643831 - 09/14/16 05:10 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

that is a lot of cacti to eat! :eek:

Are u sure u can eat that much in a 1-2 hours worth of time of eating it?


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Re: I'm a lazy fuck! [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23643893 - 09/14/16 06:08 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

That's really no problem, man.

Cut out the white flesh and keep only the dark green layer between the core and the skin. Then you'll have very little material to eat.

20" worth of cactus is pretty easy to eat within one hour. I still favour icecream to cover taste.

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Re: I'm a lazy fuck! [Re: Pandemoon]
    #23643968 - 09/14/16 07:17 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

What's the most potent cutting you guys have ever experienced? Any cultivar cuttings worth mentioning?


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Re: I'm a lazy fuck! [Re: Pandemoon]
    #23644244 - 09/14/16 10:02 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I forgot you are only supposed to eat the dark green layer, im a doofus! :rofl:


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