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OfflineSyzygisticSoul
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I'm a lazy fuck!
    #23634108 - 09/10/16 09:59 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Thinking about eating one of my cacti from my collection, problem is I'm lazy as hell and don't want to do any extraction or boiling for hours. I've used the search bar and looked up several different methods leading me to think, I'm just gonna take some Dramamine, freeze a 12" bridge for 20mins, remove the waxy layer, slice it into 1/2" stars then start munch the fleshy green parts away till I possibly can't eat anymore.

Any tips or advice using this method?


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OfflineMushroomHausca
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Re: I'm a lazy fuck! [Re: SyzygisticSoul]
    #23634113 - 09/10/16 10:00 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Ide just boil but that sounds gross.


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Re: I'm a lazy fuck! [Re: MushroomHausca]
    #23634116 - 09/10/16 10:02 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Munch it away! It'll take an iron stomach use a chaser for bitterness! Positive vibrations


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Re: I'm a lazy fuck! [Re: connectedcosmos]
    #23634195 - 09/10/16 10:25 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I'm wondering if the experience will be as strong doing this method


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OfflineMushroomHausca
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Re: I'm a lazy fuck! [Re: SyzygisticSoul]
    #23634202 - 09/10/16 10:27 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Probably not, just wait till tomorrow and cook.


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OfflineSyzygisticSoul
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Re: I'm a lazy fuck! [Re: MushroomHausca]
    #23634210 - 09/10/16 10:29 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I'm not doing anything tonight, just trying to figure out the best and easiest method possible requiring the least amount of work lol.


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Re: I'm a lazy fuck! [Re: MushroomHausca]
    #23634217 - 09/10/16 10:30 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Boil it down man. If raw bridge is anything like peyote it will be the most horrid thing you've ever put in your mouth.


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Re: I'm a lazy fuck! [Re: jimmyBbuffet]
    #23634339 - 09/10/16 11:08 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Sounds like so much work
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Re: I'm a lazy fuck! [Re: SyzygisticSoul]
    #23634437 - 09/11/16 12:03 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Just do a adderal it will help lol


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Re: I'm a lazy fuck! [Re: MushroomHausca]
    #23634516 - 09/11/16 12:53 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

IF you do manage to get it down, you may throw up and waste alot. maybe.... what is the iron % of your stomach? Why cant you just wait for it to boil down? Its not that hard, i thought its really just set it and forget it!


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Re: I'm a lazy fuck! [Re: Rainman13]
    #23634540 - 09/11/16 01:14 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Simmer, add water, simmer, add water, simmer, add water, hours later strain with a tshirt, and drink..... Gotta be an easier way


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Re: I'm a lazy fuck! [Re: SyzygisticSoul]
    #23634683 - 09/11/16 03:38 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Ive heared of people using a slow cooker and letting it go over night. that sounds easy! Or you could dry it, using a food dehydrator, the sun or oven then consume the powder. Its nasty but there will be less matter to consume, as it would have lost alot of weight from drying.

I read on here recently some people mix the powder with a small volume of yogurt to actually get it down. I tried eating the powder years ago. I could not do it.... I tried putting it in a peanut butter sandwich i think... What a waste of a sandwich... And powder...

And whats so hard about add water, simmer, repeat anyway? Here is an easy way... Get enough for two doses and have somebody else who is keen do all the works for you!


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Re: I'm a lazy fuck! [Re: SyzygisticSoul] * 1
    #23634728 - 09/11/16 04:40 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Eat it!

Done half a dozen times, while tea or tar made me almost puke theres no nausea to talk about via this ROA. :thumbup:

Eating cactus raw is awesome, you can be sure to get all the actives.
Preperation takes an hour max. Just peel the skin off, despine, cut out the core and eat the green flesh.
Chew the pieces well, eat with icecream to cover the taste.

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Re: I'm a lazy fuck! [Re: Pandemoon]
    #23635071 - 09/11/16 09:13 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Pandemoon and his awesome pictures!


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Re: I'm a lazy fuck! [Re: connectedcosmos]
    #23635449 - 09/11/16 11:39 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Did you ever munch that cactus down?


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Re: I'm a lazy fuck! [Re: Pandemoon]
    #23635550 - 09/11/16 12:17 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Pandemoon said:
Eat it!

Done half a dozen times, while tea or tar made me almost puke theres no nausea to talk about via this ROA. :thumbup:

Eating cactus raw is awesome, you can be sure to get all the actives.
Preperation takes an hour max. Just peel the skin off, despine, cut out the core and eat the green flesh.
Chew the pieces well, eat with icecream to cover the taste.

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Damn Pandemoon, you have that all served up actually looking appetizing lol. Ya, I think this is the first way I'll try it.


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Re: I'm a lazy fuck! [Re: connectedcosmos]
    #23635573 - 09/11/16 12:21 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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connectedcosmos said:
Did you ever munch that cactus down?




Nope, I went outside with a knife but couldn't bring myself to cut of 12" from any of my plants yet lol. I have some nice cuttings coming in from a very valued and trusted source so it will probably happen next weekend. Eating it raw is most likely going to be the method I use though.


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Re: I'm a lazy fuck! [Re: SyzygisticSoul]
    #23635589 - 09/11/16 12:25 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Let me know how it goes I've tasted bridgesii but I did a IPA extraction on and it but i did eat a chip to taste it and my my it's a bitter taste! I would like to try to eat it though , you would get all the alkaloids


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54. The true nature of things is to be known personally , through the eyes of clear illumination and not through a sage : what the moon exactly is , is to be known with one's own eyes ; can another make him know it?


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Re: I'm a lazy fuck! [Re: connectedcosmos]
    #23636634 - 09/11/16 06:05 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

prepare the strips as noted above

lay strips out on a cookie sheet. sprinkle with sea salt and a little cumin

let a small fan blow on it overnight

you'll have jerky in the morning.  munch down with a glass of OJ


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Re: I'm a lazy fuck! [Re: LuzaW]
    #23636665 - 09/11/16 06:13 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

LuzaW said:
prepare the strips as noted above

lay strips out on a cookie sheet. sprinkle with sea salt and a little cumin

let a small fan blow on it overnight

you'll have jerky in the morning.  munch down with a glass of OJ




Interesting, haven't head this preparation before. Def worth a try


Edited by SyzygisticSoul (09/11/16 06:22 PM)


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