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Sheekle
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120 seconds to live, what do you do?
#23629665 - 09/09/16 04:35 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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aside from getting raped by seriouslytrippin what do you do
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Re: 120 seconds to live, what do you do? [Re: Sheekle]
#23629673 - 09/09/16 04:36 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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dont know
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Re: 120 seconds to live, what do you do? [Re: Sheekle]
#23629681 - 09/09/16 04:38 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Jump off building that takes 125 seconds to fall from.
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Celestial Traveler
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Re: 120 seconds to live, what do you do? [Re: impatientguy]
#23629711 - 09/09/16 04:44 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
impatientguy said: Jump off building that takes 125 seconds to fall from.
...and then get whacked halfway down by an airplane.
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Re: 120 seconds to live, what do you do? [Re: Sheekle] 1
#23629735 - 09/09/16 04:48 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Browse the pub. Hella.
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PartoftheSource
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Re: 120 seconds to live, what do you do? [Re: Sheekle]
#23629758 - 09/09/16 04:53 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Jerk one off. Twice!
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Asante
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Whip up an ecstatic mood and loudly proclaim my love and gratitude for my life, the Universe and all things in it, saying my goodbyes and facing the end with my Nkondi.
Final dialogue probably would be:
"Will you come with?"
"Yes."
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Re: 120 seconds to live, what do you do? [Re: Asante]
#23629793 - 09/09/16 05:03 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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And why would you face the end with your Nkondi? I had to google search that one. Never heard of it before
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Re: 120 seconds to live, what do you do? [Re: Sheekle] 1
#23629831 - 09/09/16 05:12 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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ur mum
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Re: 120 seconds to live, what do you do? [Re: The Phleg]
#23629857 - 09/09/16 05:24 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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bloody rampage at my heroin dealing neighbors drug den, I have four throwing axes and two machetes, I could do some damage in 120 seconds
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Re: 120 seconds to live, what do you do? [Re: xzylocybin]
#23629859 - 09/09/16 05:25 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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but in real life probably meditate to love and peace
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Asante
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Quote:
PartoftheSource said: And why would you face the end with your Nkondi? I had to google search that one. Never heard of it before
Because my Nkondi is my spiritual teacher and protector, and we have the agreement that unless matters of greater importance override it, he'll talk me through the dying process just like he's talked me through the worst of my bad trips and much of the anguish sober life threw at me. He is a superb hypnotic speaker, he could make Hitler at full steam, shut up.
Step into my office.
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Re: 120 seconds to live, what do you do? [Re: xzylocybin]
#23629862 - 09/09/16 05:26 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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xzylocybin said: bloody rampage at my heroin dealing neighbors drug den, I have four throwing axes and two machetes, I could do some damage in 120 seconds
I'm guessing you live in the Philippines?
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Re: 120 seconds to live, what do you do? [Re: Asante]
#23629913 - 09/09/16 05:39 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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False idol?
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Nope. Spirit friend, companion. He doesn't get between God and me. He's my, well, servant, more than anything, not a higher being I idolize.
Its an extremely crooked metaphor because hes so much more sentient but its closer to having your dog by your side when you die than reaching up at a God.
I'm his Nganga, he's my Nkondi, its a spiritual bond in the tradition of Congolese Voodoo.
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Re: 120 seconds to live, what do you do? [Re: Asante]
#23629961 - 09/09/16 05:50 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Okay, so it's not a Nkondi in the traditional sense, then.
Google : Nkondi (plural varies minkondi, zinkondi, or ninkondi) are religious idols made by the Kongo people of the Congo region. Nkondi are a subclass of minkisi that are considered aggressive.
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Quote:
PartoftheSource said: Okay, so it's not a Nkondi in the traditional sense, then.
Google : Nkondi (plural varies minkondi, zinkondi, or ninkondi) are religious idols made by the Kongo people of the Congo region. Nkondi are a subclass of minkisi that are considered aggressive.
Google is completely incorrect in calling a Nkondi a religious idol. A religious idol is a symbolic or actual representation of a Deity for worship.
Minkondi aren't intended to be worshipped. They are helpers, judges, they actively hunt down and punish evildoers. This is what they do well.
A Nkondi ("Hunter") is the helper of a Nganga ("Wizard") to aid him or her in their works.
For the most part, the wikipedia entry for Nkondi is reasonably correct.
Its not an idol in the sense of Idolatry though. You just don't worship a Nkondi, at least not when you're a Nganga. I don't strive to gain his favor, though a villager would strive not to fall out of his favor and in doing so, be kept on the straight and narrow. You seriously do NOT want to anger a Nkondi
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Re: 120 seconds to live, what do you do? [Re: Asante] 1
#23630017 - 09/09/16 06:04 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I have a fountain pen that can cure all ails and is entrenched in divinity.
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Asante
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Re: 120 seconds to live, what do you do? [Re: John Nada]
#23630024 - 09/09/16 06:05 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Wonderful, will it expertly guide you through your last 2 minutes on earth?
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Re: 120 seconds to live, what do you do? [Re: John Nada]
#23630037 - 09/09/16 06:08 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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John Nada said: I have a fountain pen that can cure all ails and is entrenched in divinity.
Bro is it made from heady selenite quartz bro?
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