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I think I would probs go outside, then run as fast as I can. Chuck my phone at the phone shop.
Then if I had time, I would lay on some grass and wait. Try to be one with nature and all before the final judgment.
What would you do?
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10,000 mics and wait under the bomb/meteor/missile for it to hit, face whatever it is head on high or not.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#23629034 - 09/09/16 01:22 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Smoke a joint.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: TiN 42]
#23629047 - 09/09/16 01:25 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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tyrannicalrex said: 10,000 mics and wait under the bomb/meteor/missile for it to hit, face whatever it is head on high or not.
Nice, I'd actually take some dmt as well. Should have mentioned it. That bomb is gonna go boom de boom.
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tinkid said: Smoke a joint.
Groovy man.
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5 minutes isnt really long enough to do much besides shit yourself. If i had an hour or two more i would shoot all the heroin i could get my hands on. Might as well go out in peaceful bliss rather than whatever else would kills.
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I would smoke DMT and die as I flow into hyperspace
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Probably just lie down and put a paper bag over my head.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: PatrickKn] 1
#23629060 - 09/09/16 01:29 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Find a way to survive or die trying
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Morel Guy]
#23629078 - 09/09/16 01:34 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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SonicTitan said: I would smoke DMT and die as I flow into hyperspace
Super, the grand tunnel of love 
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PatrickKn said: Probably just lie down and put a paper bag over my head.
Would it be a clear bag?
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Morel Guy said: Find a way to survive or die trying
You have 5 mins to find that way lol.
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I'd probably have a 5 minute internal debate because I'm an indecisive shit.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: shadyy]
#23629123 - 09/09/16 01:52 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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5 min can be a long time. I cannot think of a great deal of ways to die that long. Someone threatening to kill you, is survivable. Nuclear weapons, WMD's. If your down wind of some of them 5 minutes could be enough to get out of the way. I'm out of the blast radius of the nearest city. If I'm at work then I am a bit close to the burn radius. If I'm in the basement of the house at work I'll be ok. Once again radiation and weather patterns play a large role in surviving.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Morel Guy]
#23629138 - 09/09/16 01:56 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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i hate liz said: I'd probably have a 5 minute internal debate because I'm an indecisive shit.
Hahaha, made me laugh. 
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Morel Guy said: 5 min can be a long time. I cannot think of a great deal of ways to die that long. Someone threatening to kill you, is survivable. Nuclear weapons, WMD's. If your down wind of some of them 5 minutes could be enough to get out of the way. I'm out of the blast radius of the nearest city. If I'm at work then I am a bit close to the burn radius. If I'm in the basement of the house at work I'll be ok. Once again radiation and weather patterns play a large role in surviving.
At least you will survive then. Just curious but do they send out a warning leaflet regarding the radiation? A sort of pre survival guide.
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Pack a bowl and play one last song on my guitar.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: spirit_shadow]
#23629195 - 09/09/16 02:15 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah man, ultra cool.
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Would not want to be alive if all the motherfuckers that survived were the doomsday prepper types, I'll be damned if any of those jerks are in charge of me! Funny you never see "people of color" on those shows either.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#23629202 - 09/09/16 02:18 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I love watching the doomsday preppers. They waste so much money on weapons and bases. I have noticed the lack of color also. 
They are the people with all the food so if you survive, break in and steal their bread
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I don't mind stealin bread from the mouths of decadence....
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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They never pack condoms though do they. They need them because getting someone knocked up aint a good idea underground....
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HA! Never noticed that, they want to repopulate more than likely.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#23629237 - 09/09/16 02:29 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Rape probably . Sad but prolly true
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Do you believe in an afterlife where a god judges you?
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Electric Wizard21 said: Do you believe in an afterlife where a god judges you?
That's not his answer to the OP dude.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: PatrickKn]
#23629262 - 09/09/16 02:36 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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My bad, been tripping for some hours. Feeling heroic.
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why would u rape someone in the last 5 mins?
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Sheekle]
#23629297 - 09/09/16 02:49 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Call my parents and tell them I love them.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: pirate-blues]
#23629323 - 09/09/16 02:55 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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That's nice. I would but mine are too fucking selfish to care.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: pirate-blues]
#23629333 - 09/09/16 02:58 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: SoloTrip]
#23629336 - 09/09/16 02:59 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Very wise choice. Good song.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: pirate-blues]
#23629347 - 09/09/16 03:02 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Write messages to my nearest and dearest loved ones. About 6-7, so may have to be generic, but I could get it out to the another 10-12 very special people in my life I would too.
I figure 2-3 mins to write the message (may even have to resort 2 txt spk lke dis cause tine is of da essence) and the remaining 2 to do a fat group send. Fuck if I could send it to every contact in my phone it'd probably save time.
@OP - What is it we're dying of here? I feel this a pertinent question. I've asked the same many times, only I've said 30 seconds to reflect on your life, and ask would you be happy with how you've spent your time here. And it would probably be some kind of motorbike crash or brain aneurysm, so you literally had 30 seconds of conscious thought remaining...
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: PatrickKn]
#23629357 - 09/09/16 03:05 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Electric Wizard21 said: Do you believe in an afterlife where a god judges you?
That's not his answer to the OP dude. 
It seems like it is, I don't see how else his response makes sense in the context of the replies in the thread.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23629368 - 09/09/16 03:07 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Jokeshopbeard said: Write messages to my nearest and dearest loved ones. About 6-7, so may have to be generic, but I could get it out to the another 10-12 very special people in my life I would too.
I figure 2-3 mins to write the message (may even have to resort 2 txt spk lke dis cause tine is of da essence) and the remaining 2 to do a fat group send. Fuck if I could send it to every contact in my phone it'd probably save time.
@OP - What is it we're dying of here? I feel this a pertinent question. I've asked the same many times, only I've said 30 seconds to reflect on your life, and ask would you be happy with how you've spent your time here. And it would probably be some kind of motorbike crash or brain aneurysm, so you literally had 30 seconds of conscious thought remaining...
Writing would be a good idea. I'd write something to try and soothe them, and I would call my mom if I could. Just thinking about having to tell my mom something like that even in a purely hypothetical question makes me super sad
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Leaflets, radio/TV broadcasts. Most of the airwaves would be Government controlled. They have psyops equipment to keep the population in the know (as much and little as possible). Emergency airwaves. There is a college in town so surely they and others have radiation measuring gear.
The problem with post nuclear attack is the second and third waves. Those are planned to be chemical and biological. Makes the quick painless death of being nuclear vaporized look like a good time!
There are likely also biological weapons for attacking crops/live stock. SO there is just no way to live a normal life. If you survive all that get used to eating cock roaches and dying of no vitamin C.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Morel Guy]
#23629424 - 09/09/16 03:26 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Call my mom and get the answering machine...
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23629534 - 09/09/16 04:00 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I couldn't write or type because I've thrown my phone at the shop.
The good thing here is that the only limit is time. The end will come but of what? It comes however you want it too. You could have 5 mins till the nuke hits. Or 5 mins till your heart explodes.
Be creative I guess. That's why I generalised because dying is the same the only difference is how we die.
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tell my wife I love her and hug her tight and hold her
Fire off a quick prayer
Then sit in lotus and chant OM
And if I was going to die painfully (firestorm or something) snort a Lethal dose of opiates
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Moonshoe]
#23629637 - 09/09/16 04:26 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Both sound very nice. Two humans together seems like a gift to die with.
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I'd make a thread titled 'doomsday, lol", and hope to get a few responses.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Fletcher]
#23629685 - 09/09/16 04:39 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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That would be legend. But you may not get a serious response.
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if my wife was there I would lie down with her, snort the opiates and hold her close while chanting OM and drift off in each other's arms
If she wasn't there I would sit in lotus
I pray that if the end comes and a great catastrophe strikes we will be together
I Pray that when the time comes to die I can be in her arms
But either way I know she will be there waiting for me when I go through that Gate of light (even if she is still alive on Earth as I would wish)
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Moonshoe]
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That is beautiful and I wish to experience that love too. I can tell your relationship is strong?
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moonshoe's wife cheats on him with burke dennings & svs
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Sheekle]
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I might in the 2nd minute, also whip my cock for a danger wank. Is that too much to ask?
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Moonshoe]
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Alright, I'm just gonna ask. Wtf is OM?
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Probably write a letter to friends and family saying goodbye.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: nooneman]
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The writing theme is popping up a lot. I may in the third minute - if I have finished the hand jive - be able to write a note stating:
'I do not want my neighbour anywhere near my garden.'
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: nooneman]
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It would be cool to make a movie where people find out they have 5 minutes to live, and the entire movie is different people's 5 minutes.
I can totally picture Nooneman's letter writing, and you slowly read what he's writing, and then it all gets burned up in fire after the aliens capsize the planet.
Like, an hour long film of everyone's 5 minutes, maybe 8 or 10 characters, but each persons minutes are broken up so you see each minute go down in waves from one person to the next. Would be pretty cool.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: PatrickKn]
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Message the married woman's husband on facebook rubbing in how I fucked his wife and she liked it better than he ever gave it to her.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: JustForToday]
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I could see that in the movie too. All the stupid idiotic things one would do with 5 minutes to spare would be an interesting movie plot for sure.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: PatrickKn]
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That is an awesome idea! We as the shroomery should make it!
Seriously it would be better than 90% of the rubbish Hollywood makes nowadays.
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I consider myself incredibly blessed to have such a strong relationship It really was love at first sight and we fell head over heels Amazingly the love has continued to grow deeper and stronger and now we have been to ether for ten years and the roots of it are right at the core of my being She made me grow into the man I was meant to be And so much of the weakness and sin that was in me I pulled out and cast away for the sake of being the man she deserves
She says I saved her life because she was on a crash course with self destruction when we met Her father had died and she was lost She says my love is what let her turn it around and the woman she has become is a lioness A world conqueror
The biggest complements I have ever received are her telling me I am the best man she has ever met And my friends telling us that our love showed them what love could be
She is the only woman I have ever loved and the thought of ever hurting her is unbearable to me
That's how I know I will live and die by her side
@i love Liz- OM is the primordial mantra. The most commonly used mantra in the world and the root of all mantras.
It is sacred to Buddhists and Hindus And it is of one nature with God
"And the word was with God and the word was God"
And the word was and is OM
The sound of creation itself
Also spelled AUM it's three syllables represent creation, preservation and transformation- the three facets of God.
OM is the name of God and the sound of creation itself
It is also a vehicle , it's vibrations carry the one who chants it to enlightenment
OM is the primordial seed syllable . It is the peace that surpasseth underanding
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I just thought up the perfect answer to this question. At the very last second, my very final act, would be to post on the shroomery.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: nooneman]
#23630028 - 09/09/16 06:06 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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nooneman said: I just thought up the perfect answer to this question. At the very last second, my very final act, would be to post on the shroomery.

You would be the ultimate thread killer for sure.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: nooneman]
#23630038 - 09/09/16 06:08 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Moonshoe said: I consider myself incredibly blessed to have such a strong relationship It really was love at first sight and we fell head over heels Amazingly the love has continued to grow deeper and stronger and now we have been to ether for ten years and the roots of it are right at the core of my being She made me grow into the man I was meant to be And so much of the weakness and sin that was in me I pulled out and cast away for the sake of being the man she deserves
She says I saved her life because she was on a crash course with self destruction when we met Her father had died and she was lost She says my love is what let her turn it around and the woman she has become is a lioness A world conqueror
The biggest complements I have ever received are her telling me I am the best man she has ever met And my friends telling us that our love showed them what love could be
She is the only woman I have ever loved and the thought of ever hurting her is unbearable to me
That's how I know I will live and die by her side
@i love Liz- OM is the primordial mantra. The most commonly used mantra in the world and the root of all mantras.
It is sacred to Buddhists and Hindus And it is of one nature with God
"And the word was with God and the word was God"
And the word was and is OM
The sound of creation itself
Also spelled AUM it's three syllables represent creation, preservation and transformation- the three facets of God.
OM is the name of God and the sound of creation itself
It is also a vehicle , it's vibrations carry the one who chants it to enlightenment
OM is the primordial seed syllable . It is the peace that surpasseth underanding


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nooneman said: I just thought up the perfect answer to this question. At the very last second, my very final act, would be to post on the shroomery.

Brilliant. I can't though my phone was chucked through the phone shop window lol. I would like to wear some baggy shorts or possibly be naked on the grass as well. Really ground it.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Sheekle]
#23630303 - 09/09/16 07:19 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Seriously_trippin said: Rape probably . Sad but prolly true

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Seriously_trippin said: Rape probably . Sad but prolly true
why would u rape someone in the last 5 mins?
Rape or be raped. No, really I wouldn't .I'm sure I'd just smoke a bowl and jump off a building right before the end.
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It would be kind of trippy if you timed it just right so that you never even touched the ground before the end.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: nooneman]
#23630443 - 09/09/16 08:01 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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5 minutes is long enough to:
- unload my waste (so the EMT's don't have to deal with it when they arrive) while...
- writing a note of farewell and love to my family and loved ones...
- and then make a video tape of me peacefully smoking a bowl until i feel myself going, at which point i'd shut off the camera.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: nooneman]
#23630515 - 09/09/16 08:19 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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nooneman said: It would be kind of trippy if you timed it just right so that you never even touched the ground before the end.
Exactly what I was thinking . I'd get to jump off a building and never hit the ground. Although the highest billings around here are like hospitals defintely not in walking distance. It's be a much more valid question if you said 5-10 hours left. I can think of a lot of those.
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JustForToday said: Message the married woman's husband on facebook rubbing in how I fucked his wife and she liked it better than he ever gave it to her.
Wow. That really speaks for your character. good job.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: pirate-blues] 1
#23630561 - 09/09/16 08:38 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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that's fucking hilarious, pirate, thanks for bring that post to my and everyone else's attn.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: akira_akuma] 1
#23630569 - 09/09/16 08:40 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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akira ur a penis in a bottle baby
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Sheekle]
#23630604 - 09/09/16 08:49 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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just rub me the right way? or i'm literally a penis in a bottle baby? because that's just crude abuse of bottles.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: akira_akuma]
#23630615 - 09/09/16 08:54 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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umm, I just noticed someone is fucking with my account, I'm a little teapot apparently, and I razzle em and dazzle em.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#23630628 - 09/09/16 08:59 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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well, you are gay. makes sense that you'd be a teapot.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: akira_akuma]
#23630638 - 09/09/16 09:01 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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lol, not very short, and very stout!
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#23630653 - 09/09/16 09:07 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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i just came up with a new idea, anal lavender scent vaporizer, for poofs of gaygrance that last.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: akira_akuma]
#23630654 - 09/09/16 09:08 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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pirate-blues said:
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JustForToday said: Message the married woman's husband on facebook rubbing in how I fucked his wife and she liked it better than he ever gave it to her.
Wow. That really speaks for your character. good job.
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akira_akuma said: well, you are gay. makes sense that you'd be a teapot.
I find that UNBELIEVABLY offensive
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Moonshoe]
#23630659 - 09/09/16 09:10 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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i had enlarged that picture, you know. he's got a massive tent, by the way.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: akira_akuma]
#23630660 - 09/09/16 09:10 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said: i just came up with a new idea, anal lavender scent vaporizer, for poofs of gaygrance that last.
Well who doesn't love lavender scent!
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#23630666 - 09/09/16 09:11 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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it's the best. i want a lavender pillow. fuck the world.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: akira_akuma]
#23631404 - 09/10/16 05:45 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said: i just came up with a new idea, anal lavender scent vaporizer, for poofs of gaygrance that last.
Wow, in the last 5 mins you came up with that? If you are lucky you can get an advert made with you applying some with the slogan:
'to die for'
Then you die.... morbid penis
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Kill myself.
Can't do shit else worth doing. Might as well head out.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#23631597 - 09/10/16 08:30 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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If you hold on for 5 mins, it will end anyway. You don't want to die with bad karma man
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My dealer has a vial about a block away from me. Maybe if i hopped on my bike i could break in and find it and just... chug it? I also have 3 doses right next to me and a couple oz's of kratom i could just...eat it?
THIS IS BULLSHIT OP FUCK YOU!!!! 5 MINUTES ISN'T ENOUGH TIME TO DO SHIT!!!
How am i gonna die? If i explode then i would try and barge into a police station. Idk why but i just picture you had a spectacular explosion in mind when you made the thread.
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5 mins is plenty. You would defo be fucked from all that vial shizzle.

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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: pirate-blues]
#23631670 - 09/10/16 09:03 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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pirate-blues said:
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JustForToday said: Message the married woman's husband on facebook rubbing in how I fucked his wife and she liked it better than he ever gave it to her.
Wow. That really speaks for your character. good job.
Nobody really knows the story and how much of a scumbag he is.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: JustForToday]
#23631674 - 09/10/16 09:05 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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So how long were you banging this married chick then? 
It's a good way to die and leave people pissed off and unable to punish you
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Electric Wizard21 said: So how long were you banging this married chick then? 
It's a good way to die and leave people pissed off and unable to punish you 
Some months.. I actually plan on letting him know just waiting for the right time.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: JustForToday]
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I would say leave it. If you aren't with her now then it seems pointless. Move on I reckon, get a girlfriend or boyfriend (depends on sexuality) and enjoy it.
How is the recovery going?
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Electric Wizard21 said: 5 mins is plenty. You would defo be fucked from all that vial shizzle.
 
If i could find it in his house.
I never knew that vials come in different sizes either. I just always assumed they all had like 100 ml (or something, idk i always assumed they all had a dropper the size of most e cig juice bottles that have a dropper and vial).
His vial is the size of a .22 bullet shell. Maybe a liiiiiitle bigger. Pretty badass though. Full of good fucking shit.
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Yeah I don't know the measurement. I had a small vial that was something like 50ml of liquid, so quite small.
If only there were time to do it...
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Electric Wizard21 said: I would say leave it. If you aren't with her now then it seems pointless. Move on I reckon, get a girlfriend or boyfriend (depends on sexuality) and enjoy it.
How is the recovery going? 
Sucks I had to start over. What can I do though.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: JustForToday] 1
#23631937 - 09/10/16 10:59 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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JustForToday said: What can I do though.
Take it more seriously.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: JustForToday]
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If you mean in terms of relationship. Then focus on yourself and your recovery. Then move in slow, get to know a few peeps - both genders. Go out, have a laugh and hopefully you find someone who is single and catches your attention. You know what to do from there.
I would also look at some others in your situation, because there is already a common ground.
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Meditate
5min isn't a lot of time to prepare, but its better than being caught off guard
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Repertoire89]
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Good idea. I know Buddhists can achieve a state of tranquility while meditating.
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I wouldn't be looking for a headspace
Would leave the body, let it die without me
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: PatrickKn]
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JustForToday said: What can I do though.
Take it more seriously.
I really don't give a fuck. If I was to die right now i'd be okay.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: JustForToday]
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I feel the same way. If you can't die without regret them to me that means you haven't accepted your own mortality.
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Electric Wizard21 said: I feel the same way. If you can't die without regret them to me that means you haven't accepted your own mortality. 
No. I'm just sick of this life. Ready to go to the next. Why am I unlucky that i'm still here. I curse God day and night and yet I am still alive.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: JustForToday]
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Time is a punishment in itself. I'm sure you have to accept god and yourself and the nature of the world to pass on.
Just a theory...
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Electric Wizard21 said: Time is a punishment in itself. I'm sure you have to accept god and yourself and the nature of the world to pass on.
Just a theory...
There is no escape
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Repertoire89]
#23632457 - 09/10/16 01:41 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Electric Wizard21 said: Time is a punishment in itself. I'm sure you have to accept god and yourself and the nature of the world to pass on.
Just a theory...
There is no escape
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: JustForToday]
#23632502 - 09/10/16 01:56 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I've always wanted to try heroin.....just once.....so I'd have someone shoot me up and then follow that with a heroic shot of DMT. That's how I wanna die.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Brewmaster]
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DMT, but 5 minutes is pretty tight
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I would first hit the stopwatch button on my Armitron, then quickly grab my keys, jump in my car, start driving to the nearest straight away road/highway while smoking my weed pipe, go as fast as i can with the pedal to the floor, then while watching my stop watch with a minute to spare, I would drive head first into the nearest gas station pump or if i was lucky, drive head first into oncoming cop car 
And if i had time, i would pull down my pants and start jerking off right before crashing headfirst into something solid at full speed.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
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Ezuma said: DMT, but 5 minutes is pretty tight
True but a dmt trip can last 5 mins, to you will hopefully be dead before you come out of it 
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LogicaL Chaos said: I would first hit the stopwatch button on my Armitron, then quickly grab my keys, jump in my car, start driving to the nearest straight away road/highway while smoking my weed pipe, go as fast as i can with the pedal to the floor, then while watching my stop watch with a minute to spare, I would drive head first into the nearest gas station pump or if i was lucky, drive head first into oncoming cop car 
And if i had time, i would pull down my pants and start jerking off right before crashing headfirst into something solid at full speed.
haha, made me giggle like a psycho. How fast could you go?
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I could finally try propofol without worrying about overdosing
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I could finally try propofol without worrying about overdosing
No way would I do that. I'd rather die awake.
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I would drive as fast as my stock SUV would take me 
The speedometer goes to 100 MPH, enough speed for some mini destruction.
WARNING: Innocent people might die.
(But since its a hypothetical impossibility, fuck it!)
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23638195 - 09/12/16 10:35 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I Love Lucid said: Get naked, tell my best friends I love them, shoot H, coke, benzos, MDMA, and DMT, and smoke a spliff
Ha nice!  Quote:
LogicaL Chaos said: I would drive as fast as my stock SUV would take me 
The speedometer goes to 100 MPH, enough speed for some mini destruction.
WARNING: Innocent people might die.
(But since its a hypothetical impossibility, fuck it!)
Maybe add a pillow to the front so people don't get hurt when you run them over
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sadly, there would not be enough time to strap pillows to my front bumper.
But i would do them a solid by rolling down my windows, blasting Divine Moments of Truth by Shpongle on my stereo and yelling at the top of my lungs: "WATCH THE FUCK OUT YO! IM DYING!"
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23638393 - 09/12/16 12:28 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Should have a packet of beef jerky too. 
In fact, I'd rob beef jerky in my last 5 mins.
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Electric Wizard21 said:
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Ezuma said: DMT, but 5 minutes is pretty tight
True but a dmt trip can last 5 mins, to you will hopefully be dead before you come out of it 
nut could you imagine the frustration if you had to spend 4 of those 5 minutes searching for your stash? no good
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Ezuma]
#23638461 - 09/12/16 01:07 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Good point! Never considered that. Has to be in front of you and ready to use. 
Alternatively, run around like a headless chicken, head into the street and strip naked. Hopefull someone will be kind enough to give you something like a teddy bear.
The cops might taze you, so best be prepped.
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My other option would be to call my GF, and tell her im dying, drive to her (if she is working) and hold her in my arms, cuddle with her, as i slowly die 
Die with the one i love.
And if she was too far away, i would call her, keep her on the phone, and conmence high speed car crash to end my life at 4min, 59 seconds.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23640586 - 09/13/16 04:19 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Lovely
Imagine if it went to answer phone though?
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u mean it went to voice mail?
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 1
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Yar, voicemail. 
Imagine that, you'd be pretty bummed out.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: chulutu]
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chulutu said: 5 minutes isnt really long enough to do much besides shit yourself. If i had an hour or two more i would shoot all the heroin i could get my hands on. Might as well go out in peaceful bliss rather than whatever else would kills.
Exactly. I'd run about flapping for 4.5 mins trying to decide what to do before the time pressure made me realise. Nothing. Just sit down. And sit.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: littlespider] 1
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Smoke all my Weed with my GF and die with s Smile....got no other Drugs that would give me any Effects in 5 Minutes. If i had more time id eat all my 1P/AL-LAD/ALD52 and die in another Dimension
Edited by Curious Shroomer (09/13/16 08:41 AM)
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
#23641695 - 09/13/16 01:47 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Nothing wrong with that! Get it all out of your system in time.
Could be adventurous and look out the window, gaze at the sun.
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Smile the pain will end soon.
Maybe try to write a note to my family. Other than that just death. Nothing much to really do.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: trekie]
#23641795 - 09/13/16 02:33 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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trekie said: Smile the pain will end soon.
This. Along with my previous statement.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: fapjack]
#23641801 - 09/13/16 02:35 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I would be dead, since my 5 mins would have run out.
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So everyone gets 5 minutes? If humanity was ending, I would proceed differently.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23642753 - 09/13/16 07:32 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
LogicaL Chaos said: My other option would be to call my GF, and tell her im dying, drive to her (if she is working) and hold her in my arms, cuddle with her, as i slowly die 
Die with the one i love.
And if she was too far away, i would call her, keep her on the phone, and conmence high speed car crash to end my life at 4min, 59 seconds.
ok I would probably do that instead of dmt realistically... but dmt's a firm second choice
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: fapjack]
#23643839 - 09/14/16 05:22 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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fapjack said: So everyone gets 5 minutes? If humanity was ending, I would proceed differently.
Yep everyone gets 5 minutes. Maybe not exactly at the same time, but close enough to watch others die.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Ezuma] 1
#23643868 - 09/14/16 05:40 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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yah, if i had DMT ready to smoke, with zero prepping needed, i would take the DMT route too.
Then i would kiss my ass goodbye!
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Get drunk and rape the hottest woman I see! Woohoo!!!
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: RobZombie68]
#23645938 - 09/14/16 09:53 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Must be a light weight and a bit quick on the draw.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: RobZombie68] 2
#23645947 - 09/14/16 09:56 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Really? That's what you want your final act in this life to be?

"He was a good person and lived a good life, and he died raping every woman he could lay his hands on."
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: nooneman]
#23646203 - 09/14/16 11:46 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Public masturbation.
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Quote:
Rollin.n.Strollin said: Public masturbation.
to the hottest woman around?
Better than raping
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23646347 - 09/15/16 01:11 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I think raping is out of the equation for me
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A true gentleman.
I respect that
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 1
#23646486 - 09/15/16 03:23 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Right back at you
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Electric Wizard21
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Quote:
RobZombie68 said: Get drunk and rape the hottest woman I see! Woohoo!!!
Another bad karma, I'd avoid bad acts before dying in case you end up miraculously living.

Quote:
Rollin.n.Strollin said: Public masturbation.
Better than rape, worse than most things.
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Edited by Electric Wizard21 (09/15/16 06:05 AM)
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not in san francisco!
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#23647224 - 09/15/16 11:28 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Whats worst than public masturbation in San Fran?
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 1
#23647300 - 09/15/16 11:55 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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LogicaL Chaos said: A true gentleman.
I respect that 
Not being a rapist is a pretty low standard for being considered a gentleman.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: PatrickKn]
#23647320 - 09/15/16 12:00 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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indeed.
But there a fine line between a gentlemen and a rapist IMO.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23647351 - 09/15/16 12:10 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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That fine line is a roofiecalda
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23647711 - 09/15/16 02:42 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm curious to know as well.
Perhaps public mastication whilst smoking a pipe? Carjacking? Murder? Paying bills?
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why are all these psychopaths posting that if they had 5 mins to live they would rape someone?
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Sheekle]
#23647973 - 09/15/16 04:09 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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no shit! 
And I said san fran because I have seen a guy masturbating in broad daylight with a crowd enjoying it! (it was folsom street fair though)
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#23647990 - 09/15/16 04:14 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Call my girlfriend and tell her that I love her.
I haven't done it yet because I'm still not sure if it's too soon, or if my feelings for her are actually love.
But if I had 5 minutes left I literally would have nothing to loose.
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Then maybe you should just do it now! DO IT! What have you go to lose? I told my current mate I loved him after a few weeks of dating, I knew it, and so did he.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23648019 - 09/15/16 04:24 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I don't care about that now!
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#23648027 - 09/15/16 04:26 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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having class is a curse.
Would you just poop your pants though if the timing was such that you either had to waste it on the toliet or feel uncomfortable from having to poop?
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23648040 - 09/15/16 04:32 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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probably finish up that cure for death ive been working on
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: moonrockmushy]
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I do it to feel better no matter what. I usually do it in large crowds while walking, or when I worked in food service in the kitchen while walking away. It is not against the law, and EVERYBODY does it, who fucking cares, it is part of being a mammal with the gastrointestinal system we have. There are certain situations where I would not do it, but most of the time, fuck it, I'm letting it go if I can get away with it/from it, LOL! I will flatulate in front of my mate no problem.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#23648102 - 09/15/16 05:02 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm talking about shatting your drawers now. DDo you consider the two the same?
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23649105 - 09/15/16 11:23 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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hell no! LOL!
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#23649107 - 09/15/16 11:24 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hard being a gambling man these days though. I'd hate to gamble on a fart, and lose!
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Bjorn_Stormcrow
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#23649212 - 09/16/16 12:07 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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So I told her
-------------------- Live Mythically
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tyrannicalrex
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Quote:
Ulfrick said: So I told her
YAY! Good going mate! feels good dunnit? Now it's out, things can progress.
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LogicaL Chaos
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#23649287 - 09/16/16 12:52 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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wtf things are progessing?
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23649294 - 09/16/16 12:56 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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LogicaL Chaos
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: tyrannicalrex] 1
#23649299 - 09/16/16 12:59 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Werd.
5 mins to live, fart but dont shit your pants. Roger.
A valuable lesson we can all learn from.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23649314 - 09/16/16 01:10 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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If someone told me I had 5 minutes to live, I'd want to die balls deep in some pussy (like xoAmyValentine), smoking between two blunts of the finest indica, and sativa - with a nice song on in the background. Maybe Deftones - Simple Man cover. I'd bust at the 4:20 mark, and enjoy the last 40 seconds of what sure was a wonderful life.
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LogicaL Chaos
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Exceed19_2000]
#23649329 - 09/16/16 01:24 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Wow, that sounds like the best 5 minutes of anybodys life.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Exceed19_2000]
#23649577 - 09/16/16 05:20 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Amen!
-------------------- I'm sick of all you hypocrites Holding me at bay And I don't need your sympathy To get me through the day Seasons change and so can I Hold on boy, no time to cry Untie these strings, I'm climbing down I won't let them push me away
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