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Sheekle
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why are all these psychopaths posting that if they had 5 mins to live they would rape someone?
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Sheekle]
#23647973 - 09/15/16 04:09 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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no shit! 
And I said san fran because I have seen a guy masturbating in broad daylight with a crowd enjoying it! (it was folsom street fair though)
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Bjorn_Stormcrow
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#23647990 - 09/15/16 04:14 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Call my girlfriend and tell her that I love her.
I haven't done it yet because I'm still not sure if it's too soon, or if my feelings for her are actually love.
But if I had 5 minutes left I literally would have nothing to loose.
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tyrannicalrex
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Then maybe you should just do it now! DO IT! What have you go to lose? I told my current mate I loved him after a few weeks of dating, I knew it, and so did he.
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moonrockmushy
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I would stop caring if I farted in front of people.
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23648019 - 09/15/16 04:24 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I don't care about that now!
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moonrockmushy
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#23648027 - 09/15/16 04:26 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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having class is a curse.
Would you just poop your pants though if the timing was such that you either had to waste it on the toliet or feel uncomfortable from having to poop?
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Mad_Larkin
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23648040 - 09/15/16 04:32 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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probably finish up that cure for death ive been working on
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23648068 - 09/15/16 04:45 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I do it to feel better no matter what. I usually do it in large crowds while walking, or when I worked in food service in the kitchen while walking away. It is not against the law, and EVERYBODY does it, who fucking cares, it is part of being a mammal with the gastrointestinal system we have. There are certain situations where I would not do it, but most of the time, fuck it, I'm letting it go if I can get away with it/from it, LOL! I will flatulate in front of my mate no problem.
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moonrockmushy
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#23648102 - 09/15/16 05:02 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm talking about shatting your drawers now. DDo you consider the two the same?
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23649105 - 09/15/16 11:23 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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hell no! LOL!
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#23649107 - 09/15/16 11:24 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hard being a gambling man these days though. I'd hate to gamble on a fart, and lose!
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Bjorn_Stormcrow
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#23649212 - 09/16/16 12:07 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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So I told her
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tyrannicalrex
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Quote:
Ulfrick said: So I told her
YAY! Good going mate! feels good dunnit? Now it's out, things can progress.
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LogicaL Chaos
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#23649287 - 09/16/16 12:52 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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wtf things are progessing?
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23649294 - 09/16/16 12:56 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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LogicaL Chaos
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: tyrannicalrex] 1
#23649299 - 09/16/16 12:59 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Werd.
5 mins to live, fart but dont shit your pants. Roger.
A valuable lesson we can all learn from.
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Exceed19_2000
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23649314 - 09/16/16 01:10 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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If someone told me I had 5 minutes to live, I'd want to die balls deep in some pussy (like xoAmyValentine), smoking between two blunts of the finest indica, and sativa - with a nice song on in the background. Maybe Deftones - Simple Man cover. I'd bust at the 4:20 mark, and enjoy the last 40 seconds of what sure was a wonderful life.
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LogicaL Chaos
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Exceed19_2000]
#23649329 - 09/16/16 01:24 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Wow, that sounds like the best 5 minutes of anybodys life.
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Electric Wizard21
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Exceed19_2000]
#23649577 - 09/16/16 05:20 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Amen!
-------------------- I'm sick of all you hypocrites Holding me at bay And I don't need your sympathy To get me through the day Seasons change and so can I Hold on boy, no time to cry Untie these strings, I'm climbing down I won't let them push me away
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