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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Electric Wizard21] * 1
    #23647776 - 09/15/16 03:04 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

why are all these psychopaths posting that if they had 5 mins to live they would rape someone?


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23647973 - 09/15/16 04:09 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

no shit! :eek:

And I said san fran because I have seen a guy masturbating in broad daylight with a crowd enjoying it! (it was folsom street fair though)


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #23647990 - 09/15/16 04:14 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Call my girlfriend and tell her that I love her.

I haven't done it yet because I'm still not sure if it's too soon, or if my feelings for her are actually love.

But if I had 5 minutes left I literally would have nothing to loose.


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Bjorn_Stormcrow]
    #23647998 - 09/15/16 04:17 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Then maybe you should just do it now! DO IT! What have you go to lose? I told my current mate I loved him after a few weeks of dating, I knew it, and so did he. :heart:


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23648011 - 09/15/16 04:21 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I would stop caring if I farted in front of people.


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23648019 - 09/15/16 04:24 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I don't care about that now! :grin:


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #23648027 - 09/15/16 04:26 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:shrug: having class is a curse. 

Would you just poop your pants though if the timing was such that you either had to waste it on the toliet or feel uncomfortable from having to poop?


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23648040 - 09/15/16 04:32 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

probably finish up that cure for death ive been working on


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23648068 - 09/15/16 04:45 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I do it to feel better no matter what. I usually do it in large crowds while walking, or when I worked in food service in the kitchen while walking away. It is not against the law, and EVERYBODY does it, who fucking cares, it is part of being a mammal with the gastrointestinal system we have. There are certain situations where I would not do it, but most of the time, fuck it, I'm letting it go if I can get away with it/from it, LOL! I will flatulate in front of my mate no problem.


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #23648102 - 09/15/16 05:02 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I'm talking about shatting your drawers now.  DDo you consider the two the same?


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23649105 - 09/15/16 11:23 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

hell no! LOL!:archiebunker:


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #23649107 - 09/15/16 11:24 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Hard being a gambling man these days though. I'd hate to gamble on a fart, and lose!


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #23649212 - 09/16/16 12:07 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

So I told her


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Bjorn_Stormcrow]
    #23649281 - 09/16/16 12:49 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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So I told her



YAY! Good going mate!:grin: feels good dunnit? Now it's out, things can progress.


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #23649287 - 09/16/16 12:52 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

wtf :rofl: things are progessing?


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23649294 - 09/16/16 12:56 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:shrug:


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: tyrannicalrex] * 1
    #23649299 - 09/16/16 12:59 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Werd.

5 mins to live, fart but dont shit your pants. Roger.

A valuable lesson we can all learn from.


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23649314 - 09/16/16 01:10 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

If someone told me I had 5 minutes to live, I'd want to die balls deep in some pussy (like xoAmyValentine), smoking between two blunts of the finest indica, and sativa - with a nice song on in the background. Maybe Deftones - Simple Man cover. I'd bust at the 4:20 mark, and enjoy the last 40 seconds of what sure was a wonderful life.


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Exceed19_2000]
    #23649329 - 09/16/16 01:24 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Wow, that sounds like the best 5 minutes of anybodys life.


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Exceed19_2000]
    #23649577 - 09/16/16 05:20 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Amen!


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