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OfflineElectric Wizard21
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: fapjack]
    #23641801 - 09/13/16 02:35 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I would be dead, since my 5 mins would have run out.


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I'm sick of all you hypocrites
Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away




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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23641833 - 09/13/16 02:44 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

So everyone gets 5 minutes?  If humanity was ending, I would proceed differently.


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23642753 - 09/13/16 07:32 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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LogicaL Chaos said:
My other option would be to call my GF, and tell her im dying, drive to her (if she is working) and hold her in my arms, cuddle with her, as i slowly die :heart:

Die with the one i love.

And if she was too far away, i would call her, keep her on the phone, and conmence high speed car crash to end my life at 4min, 59 seconds.




ok I would probably do that instead of dmt realistically... but dmt's a firm second choice


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OfflineElectric Wizard21
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: fapjack]
    #23643839 - 09/14/16 05:22 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

fapjack said:
So everyone gets 5 minutes?  If humanity was ending, I would proceed differently.




Yep everyone gets 5 minutes. Maybe not exactly at the same time, but close enough to watch others die.  :hi:


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I'm sick of all you hypocrites
Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away




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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Ezuma] * 1
    #23643868 - 09/14/16 05:40 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

yah, if i had DMT ready to smoke, with zero prepping needed, i would take the DMT route too.

Then i would kiss my ass goodbye!


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23645924 - 09/14/16 09:46 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Get drunk and rape the hottest woman I see!  Woohoo!!!


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: RobZombie68]
    #23645938 - 09/14/16 09:53 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Must be a light weight and a bit quick on the draw.


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: RobZombie68] * 2
    #23645947 - 09/14/16 09:56 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Really? That's what you want your final act in this life to be?
:ifyoucanawe:

"He was a good person and lived a good life, and he died raping every woman he could lay his hands on."


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: nooneman]
    #23646203 - 09/14/16 11:46 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Public masturbation.


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Rollin.n.Strollin]
    #23646271 - 09/15/16 12:21 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Rollin.n.Strollin said:
Public masturbation.




to the hottest woman around?

Better than raping :shrug:


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23646347 - 09/15/16 01:11 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I think raping is out of the equation for me:thumbdown:


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Rollin.n.Strollin]
    #23646390 - 09/15/16 01:50 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

A true gentleman.

I respect that :thumbup:


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #23646486 - 09/15/16 03:23 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Right back at you:thumbup:


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Rollin.n.Strollin]
    #23646650 - 09/15/16 06:04 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

RobZombie68 said:
Get drunk and rape the hottest woman I see!  Woohoo!!!




Another bad karma, I'd avoid bad acts before dying in case you end up miraculously living.


Quote:

Rollin.n.Strollin said:
Public masturbation.




Better than rape, worse than most things. :facepalm:


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I'm sick of all you hypocrites
Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away




Edited by Electric Wizard21 (09/15/16 06:05 AM)


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23646938 - 09/15/16 09:24 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

not in san francisco!


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #23647224 - 09/15/16 11:28 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:omgz:

Whats worst than public masturbation in San Fran?


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #23647300 - 09/15/16 11:55 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

LogicaL Chaos said:
A true gentleman.

I respect that :thumbup:



Not being a rapist is a pretty low standard for being considered a gentleman.


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23647320 - 09/15/16 12:00 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

indeed.

But there a fine line between a gentlemen and a rapist IMO.


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23647351 - 09/15/16 12:10 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

That fine line is a  roofiecalda


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23647711 - 09/15/16 02:42 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I'm curious to know as well.

Perhaps public mastication whilst smoking a pipe?
Carjacking?
Murder?
Paying bills?


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I'm sick of all you hypocrites
Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away




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