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OfflineElectric Wizard21
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: howsyournaggerdoin]
    #23637998 - 09/12/16 09:02 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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howsyournaggerdoin said:


I could finally try propofol without worrying about overdosing





No way would I do that. I'd rather die awake.


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I'm sick of all you hypocrites
Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away




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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23638021 - 09/12/16 09:14 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Get naked, tell my best friends I love them, shoot H, coke, benzos, MDMA, and DMT, and smoke a spliff


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23638025 - 09/12/16 09:15 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I would drive as fast as my stock SUV would take me :datass:

The speedometer goes to 100 MPH, enough speed for some mini destruction.

WARNING: Innocent people might die.

(But since its a hypothetical impossibility, fuck it!)


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23638195 - 09/12/16 10:35 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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I Love Lucid said:
Get naked, tell my best friends I love them, shoot H, coke, benzos, MDMA, and DMT, and smoke a spliff




Ha nice! :thumbup:
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LogicaL Chaos said:
I would drive as fast as my stock SUV would take me :datass:

The speedometer goes to 100 MPH, enough speed for some mini destruction.

WARNING: Innocent people might die.

(But since its a hypothetical impossibility, fuck it!)




:lol: Maybe add a pillow to the front so people don't get hurt when you run them over :rolleyes:


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Holding me at bay
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To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23638225 - 09/12/16 10:53 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23638280 - 09/12/16 11:36 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

sadly, there would not be enough time to strap pillows to my front bumper.

But i would do them a solid by rolling down my windows, blasting Divine Moments of Truth by Shpongle on my stereo and yelling at the top of my lungs: "WATCH THE FUCK OUT YO! IM DYING!"


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23638393 - 09/12/16 12:28 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:lol: Should have a packet of beef jerky too. :thumbup:

In fact, I'd rob beef jerky in my last 5 mins.


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I'm sick of all you hypocrites
Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away




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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23638438 - 09/12/16 12:53 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Electric Wizard21 said:
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Ezuma said:
DMT, but 5 minutes is pretty tight




True but a dmt trip can last 5 mins, to you will hopefully be dead before you come out of it :grin:





nut could you imagine the frustration if you had to spend 4 of those 5 minutes searching for your stash? no good


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Ezuma]
    #23638461 - 09/12/16 01:07 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Good point! Never considered that. Has to be in front of you and ready to use. :thumbup:

Alternatively, run around like a headless chicken, head into the street and strip naked. Hopefull someone will be kind enough to give you something like a teddy bear.

The cops might taze you, so best be prepped. :heart:


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To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away




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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23640547 - 09/13/16 03:17 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

My other option would be to call my GF, and tell her im dying, drive to her (if she is working) and hold her in my arms, cuddle with her, as i slowly die :heart:

Die with the one i love.

And if she was too far away, i would call her, keep her on the phone, and conmence high speed car crash to end my life at 4min, 59 seconds.


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23640586 - 09/13/16 04:19 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Lovely :thumbup:

Imagine if it went to answer phone though?


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Electric Wizard21] * 1
    #23640644 - 09/13/16 05:19 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

u mean it went to voice mail?


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #23640709 - 09/13/16 06:18 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Yar, voicemail. :lol:

Imagine that, you'd be pretty bummed out.


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I'm sick of all you hypocrites
Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away




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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: chulutu]
    #23640761 - 09/13/16 07:05 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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chulutu said:
5 minutes isnt really long enough to do much besides shit yourself. If i had an hour or two more i would shoot all the heroin i could get my hands on. Might as well go out in peaceful bliss rather than whatever else would kills.





Exactly. I'd run about flapping for 4.5 mins trying to decide what to do before the time pressure made me realise.  Nothing. Just sit down. And sit.


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: littlespider] * 1
    #23640907 - 09/13/16 08:40 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Smoke all my Weed with my GF and die with s Smile....got no other Drugs that would give me any Effects in 5 Minutes. If i had more time id eat all my 1P/AL-LAD/ALD52 and die in another Dimension :mushroom2:


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Curious Shroomer]
    #23641397 - 09/13/16 12:14 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

masturbate :thumbup:


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
    #23641695 - 09/13/16 01:47 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Nothing wrong with that! Get it all out of your system in time.


Could be adventurous and look out the window, gaze at the sun.


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I'm sick of all you hypocrites
Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away




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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23641774 - 09/13/16 02:22 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Smile the pain will end soon.

Maybe try to write a note to my family. Other than that just death. Nothing much to really do.


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Electric Wizard21] * 1
    #23641777 - 09/13/16 02:24 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I would tell OP to fuck off.


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: trekie]
    #23641795 - 09/13/16 02:33 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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trekie said:
Smile the pain will end soon.




This. Along with my previous statement.


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