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Sheekle
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: akira_akuma] 1
#23630569 - 09/09/16 08:40 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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akira ur a penis in a bottle baby
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akira_akuma
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Sheekle]
#23630604 - 09/09/16 08:49 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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just rub me the right way? or i'm literally a penis in a bottle baby? because that's just crude abuse of bottles.
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: akira_akuma]
#23630615 - 09/09/16 08:54 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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umm, I just noticed someone is fucking with my account, I'm a little teapot apparently, and I razzle em and dazzle em.
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akira_akuma
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#23630628 - 09/09/16 08:59 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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well, you are gay. makes sense that you'd be a teapot.
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: akira_akuma]
#23630638 - 09/09/16 09:01 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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lol, not very short, and very stout!
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akira_akuma
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#23630653 - 09/09/16 09:07 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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i just came up with a new idea, anal lavender scent vaporizer, for poofs of gaygrance that last.
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Moonshoe
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: akira_akuma]
#23630654 - 09/09/16 09:08 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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pirate-blues said:
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JustForToday said: Message the married woman's husband on facebook rubbing in how I fucked his wife and she liked it better than he ever gave it to her.
Wow. That really speaks for your character. good job.
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akira_akuma said: well, you are gay. makes sense that you'd be a teapot.
I find that UNBELIEVABLY offensive
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akira_akuma
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Moonshoe]
#23630659 - 09/09/16 09:10 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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i had enlarged that picture, you know. he's got a massive tent, by the way.
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: akira_akuma]
#23630660 - 09/09/16 09:10 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said: i just came up with a new idea, anal lavender scent vaporizer, for poofs of gaygrance that last.
Well who doesn't love lavender scent!
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akira_akuma
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#23630666 - 09/09/16 09:11 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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it's the best. i want a lavender pillow. fuck the world.
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Electric Wizard21
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: akira_akuma]
#23631404 - 09/10/16 05:45 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said: i just came up with a new idea, anal lavender scent vaporizer, for poofs of gaygrance that last.
Wow, in the last 5 mins you came up with that? If you are lucky you can get an advert made with you applying some with the slogan:
'to die for'
Then you die.... morbid penis
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CookieCrumbs
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Kill myself.
Can't do shit else worth doing. Might as well head out.
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Electric Wizard21
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#23631597 - 09/10/16 08:30 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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If you hold on for 5 mins, it will end anyway. You don't want to die with bad karma man
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My dealer has a vial about a block away from me. Maybe if i hopped on my bike i could break in and find it and just... chug it? I also have 3 doses right next to me and a couple oz's of kratom i could just...eat it?
THIS IS BULLSHIT OP FUCK YOU!!!! 5 MINUTES ISN'T ENOUGH TIME TO DO SHIT!!!
How am i gonna die? If i explode then i would try and barge into a police station. Idk why but i just picture you had a spectacular explosion in mind when you made the thread.
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Electric Wizard21
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5 mins is plenty. You would defo be fucked from all that vial shizzle.

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JustForToday
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: pirate-blues]
#23631670 - 09/10/16 09:03 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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pirate-blues said:
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JustForToday said: Message the married woman's husband on facebook rubbing in how I fucked his wife and she liked it better than he ever gave it to her.
Wow. That really speaks for your character. good job.
Nobody really knows the story and how much of a scumbag he is.
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Electric Wizard21
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: JustForToday]
#23631674 - 09/10/16 09:05 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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So how long were you banging this married chick then? 
It's a good way to die and leave people pissed off and unable to punish you
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JustForToday
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Quote:
Electric Wizard21 said: So how long were you banging this married chick then? 
It's a good way to die and leave people pissed off and unable to punish you 
Some months.. I actually plan on letting him know just waiting for the right time.
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Electric Wizard21
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: JustForToday]
#23631732 - 09/10/16 09:49 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I would say leave it. If you aren't with her now then it seems pointless. Move on I reckon, get a girlfriend or boyfriend (depends on sexuality) and enjoy it.
How is the recovery going?
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Quote:
Electric Wizard21 said: 5 mins is plenty. You would defo be fucked from all that vial shizzle.
 
If i could find it in his house.
I never knew that vials come in different sizes either. I just always assumed they all had like 100 ml (or something, idk i always assumed they all had a dropper the size of most e cig juice bottles that have a dropper and vial).
His vial is the size of a .22 bullet shell. Maybe a liiiiiitle bigger. Pretty badass though. Full of good fucking shit.
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