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Electric Wizard21
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Moonshoe]
#23629718 - 09/09/16 04:46 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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That is beautiful and I wish to experience that love too. I can tell your relationship is strong?
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moonshoe's wife cheats on him with burke dennings & svs
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Electric Wizard21
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Sheekle]
#23629752 - 09/09/16 04:51 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I might in the 2nd minute, also whip my cock for a danger wank. Is that too much to ask?
-------------------- I'm sick of all you hypocrites Holding me at bay And I don't need your sympathy To get me through the day Seasons change and so can I Hold on boy, no time to cry Untie these strings, I'm climbing down I won't let them push me away
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Moonshoe]
#23629769 - 09/09/16 04:56 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Alright, I'm just gonna ask. Wtf is OM?
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Probably write a letter to friends and family saying goodbye.
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Electric Wizard21
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: nooneman]
#23629892 - 09/09/16 05:33 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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The writing theme is popping up a lot. I may in the third minute - if I have finished the hand jive - be able to write a note stating:
'I do not want my neighbour anywhere near my garden.'
-------------------- I'm sick of all you hypocrites Holding me at bay And I don't need your sympathy To get me through the day Seasons change and so can I Hold on boy, no time to cry Untie these strings, I'm climbing down I won't let them push me away
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: nooneman]
#23629898 - 09/09/16 05:35 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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It would be cool to make a movie where people find out they have 5 minutes to live, and the entire movie is different people's 5 minutes.
I can totally picture Nooneman's letter writing, and you slowly read what he's writing, and then it all gets burned up in fire after the aliens capsize the planet.
Like, an hour long film of everyone's 5 minutes, maybe 8 or 10 characters, but each persons minutes are broken up so you see each minute go down in waves from one person to the next. Would be pretty cool.
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JustForToday
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: PatrickKn]
#23629910 - 09/09/16 05:38 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Message the married woman's husband on facebook rubbing in how I fucked his wife and she liked it better than he ever gave it to her.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: JustForToday]
#23629924 - 09/09/16 05:41 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I could see that in the movie too. All the stupid idiotic things one would do with 5 minutes to spare would be an interesting movie plot for sure.
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Electric Wizard21
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: PatrickKn]
#23629931 - 09/09/16 05:43 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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That is an awesome idea! We as the shroomery should make it!
Seriously it would be better than 90% of the rubbish Hollywood makes nowadays.
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I consider myself incredibly blessed to have such a strong relationship It really was love at first sight and we fell head over heels Amazingly the love has continued to grow deeper and stronger and now we have been to ether for ten years and the roots of it are right at the core of my being She made me grow into the man I was meant to be And so much of the weakness and sin that was in me I pulled out and cast away for the sake of being the man she deserves
She says I saved her life because she was on a crash course with self destruction when we met Her father had died and she was lost She says my love is what let her turn it around and the woman she has become is a lioness A world conqueror
The biggest complements I have ever received are her telling me I am the best man she has ever met And my friends telling us that our love showed them what love could be
She is the only woman I have ever loved and the thought of ever hurting her is unbearable to me
That's how I know I will live and die by her side
@i love Liz- OM is the primordial mantra. The most commonly used mantra in the world and the root of all mantras.
It is sacred to Buddhists and Hindus And it is of one nature with God
"And the word was with God and the word was God"
And the word was and is OM
The sound of creation itself
Also spelled AUM it's three syllables represent creation, preservation and transformation- the three facets of God.
OM is the name of God and the sound of creation itself
It is also a vehicle , it's vibrations carry the one who chants it to enlightenment
OM is the primordial seed syllable . It is the peace that surpasseth underanding
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nooneman


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I just thought up the perfect answer to this question. At the very last second, my very final act, would be to post on the shroomery.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: nooneman]
#23630028 - 09/09/16 06:06 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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nooneman said: I just thought up the perfect answer to this question. At the very last second, my very final act, would be to post on the shroomery.

You would be the ultimate thread killer for sure.
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Electric Wizard21
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: nooneman]
#23630038 - 09/09/16 06:08 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Moonshoe said: I consider myself incredibly blessed to have such a strong relationship It really was love at first sight and we fell head over heels Amazingly the love has continued to grow deeper and stronger and now we have been to ether for ten years and the roots of it are right at the core of my being She made me grow into the man I was meant to be And so much of the weakness and sin that was in me I pulled out and cast away for the sake of being the man she deserves
She says I saved her life because she was on a crash course with self destruction when we met Her father had died and she was lost She says my love is what let her turn it around and the woman she has become is a lioness A world conqueror
The biggest complements I have ever received are her telling me I am the best man she has ever met And my friends telling us that our love showed them what love could be
She is the only woman I have ever loved and the thought of ever hurting her is unbearable to me
That's how I know I will live and die by her side
@i love Liz- OM is the primordial mantra. The most commonly used mantra in the world and the root of all mantras.
It is sacred to Buddhists and Hindus And it is of one nature with God
"And the word was with God and the word was God"
And the word was and is OM
The sound of creation itself
Also spelled AUM it's three syllables represent creation, preservation and transformation- the three facets of God.
OM is the name of God and the sound of creation itself
It is also a vehicle , it's vibrations carry the one who chants it to enlightenment
OM is the primordial seed syllable . It is the peace that surpasseth underanding


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nooneman said: I just thought up the perfect answer to this question. At the very last second, my very final act, would be to post on the shroomery.

Brilliant. I can't though my phone was chucked through the phone shop window lol. I would like to wear some baggy shorts or possibly be naked on the grass as well. Really ground it.
-------------------- I'm sick of all you hypocrites Holding me at bay And I don't need your sympathy To get me through the day Seasons change and so can I Hold on boy, no time to cry Untie these strings, I'm climbing down I won't let them push me away
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Sheekle]
#23630303 - 09/09/16 07:19 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Seriously_trippin said: Rape probably . Sad but prolly true

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Sheekle said:
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Seriously_trippin said: Rape probably . Sad but prolly true
why would u rape someone in the last 5 mins?
Rape or be raped. No, really I wouldn't .I'm sure I'd just smoke a bowl and jump off a building right before the end.
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nooneman


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It would be kind of trippy if you timed it just right so that you never even touched the ground before the end.
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akira_akuma
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: nooneman]
#23630443 - 09/09/16 08:01 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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5 minutes is long enough to:
- unload my waste (so the EMT's don't have to deal with it when they arrive) while...
- writing a note of farewell and love to my family and loved ones...
- and then make a video tape of me peacefully smoking a bowl until i feel myself going, at which point i'd shut off the camera.
i am a superhero. Die Right Man.
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: nooneman]
#23630515 - 09/09/16 08:19 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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nooneman said: It would be kind of trippy if you timed it just right so that you never even touched the ground before the end.
Exactly what I was thinking . I'd get to jump off a building and never hit the ground. Although the highest billings around here are like hospitals defintely not in walking distance. It's be a much more valid question if you said 5-10 hours left. I can think of a lot of those.
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JustForToday said: Message the married woman's husband on facebook rubbing in how I fucked his wife and she liked it better than he ever gave it to her.
Wow. That really speaks for your character. good job.
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akira_akuma
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: pirate-blues] 1
#23630561 - 09/09/16 08:38 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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that's fucking hilarious, pirate, thanks for bring that post to my and everyone else's attn.
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