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Electric Wizard21
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Do you believe in an afterlife where a god judges you?
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tyrannicalrex
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Quote:
Seriously_trippin said: Rape probably . Sad but prolly true
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PatrickKn



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Electric Wizard21 said: Do you believe in an afterlife where a god judges you?
That's not his answer to the OP dude.
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Electric Wizard21
Master


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: PatrickKn]
#23629262 - 09/09/16 02:36 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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My bad, been tripping for some hours. Feeling heroic.
-------------------- I'm sick of all you hypocrites Holding me at bay And I don't need your sympathy To get me through the day Seasons change and so can I Hold on boy, no time to cry Untie these strings, I'm climbing down I won't let them push me away
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Sheekle
FREE BURKE



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Seriously_trippin said: Rape probably . Sad but prolly true
why would u rape someone in the last 5 mins?
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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pirate-blues


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Sheekle]
#23629297 - 09/09/16 02:49 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Call my parents and tell them I love them.
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Electric Wizard21
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: pirate-blues]
#23629323 - 09/09/16 02:55 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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That's nice. I would but mine are too fucking selfish to care.
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SoloTrip
Help Ever, Hurt Never


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: pirate-blues]
#23629333 - 09/09/16 02:58 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Electric Wizard21
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: SoloTrip]
#23629336 - 09/09/16 02:59 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Very wise choice. Good song.
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Jokeshopbeard
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: pirate-blues]
#23629347 - 09/09/16 03:02 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Write messages to my nearest and dearest loved ones. About 6-7, so may have to be generic, but I could get it out to the another 10-12 very special people in my life I would too.
I figure 2-3 mins to write the message (may even have to resort 2 txt spk lke dis cause tine is of da essence) and the remaining 2 to do a fat group send. Fuck if I could send it to every contact in my phone it'd probably save time.
@OP - What is it we're dying of here? I feel this a pertinent question. I've asked the same many times, only I've said 30 seconds to reflect on your life, and ask would you be happy with how you've spent your time here. And it would probably be some kind of motorbike crash or brain aneurysm, so you literally had 30 seconds of conscious thought remaining...
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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Sheekle
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: PatrickKn]
#23629357 - 09/09/16 03:05 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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PatrickKn said:
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Electric Wizard21 said: Do you believe in an afterlife where a god judges you?
That's not his answer to the OP dude. 
It seems like it is, I don't see how else his response makes sense in the context of the replies in the thread.
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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pirate-blues


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23629368 - 09/09/16 03:07 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Jokeshopbeard said: Write messages to my nearest and dearest loved ones. About 6-7, so may have to be generic, but I could get it out to the another 10-12 very special people in my life I would too.
I figure 2-3 mins to write the message (may even have to resort 2 txt spk lke dis cause tine is of da essence) and the remaining 2 to do a fat group send. Fuck if I could send it to every contact in my phone it'd probably save time.
@OP - What is it we're dying of here? I feel this a pertinent question. I've asked the same many times, only I've said 30 seconds to reflect on your life, and ask would you be happy with how you've spent your time here. And it would probably be some kind of motorbike crash or brain aneurysm, so you literally had 30 seconds of conscious thought remaining...
Writing would be a good idea. I'd write something to try and soothe them, and I would call my mom if I could. Just thinking about having to tell my mom something like that even in a purely hypothetical question makes me super sad
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Morel Guy
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Leaflets, radio/TV broadcasts. Most of the airwaves would be Government controlled. They have psyops equipment to keep the population in the know (as much and little as possible). Emergency airwaves. There is a college in town so surely they and others have radiation measuring gear.
The problem with post nuclear attack is the second and third waves. Those are planned to be chemical and biological. Makes the quick painless death of being nuclear vaporized look like a good time!
There are likely also biological weapons for attacking crops/live stock. SO there is just no way to live a normal life. If you survive all that get used to eating cock roaches and dying of no vitamin C.
-------------------- "in sterquiliniis invenitur in stercore invenitur" In filth it will be found in dung it will be found
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Patlal
You ask too many questions


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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Morel Guy]
#23629424 - 09/09/16 03:26 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Call my mom and get the answering machine...
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Electric Wizard21
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23629534 - 09/09/16 04:00 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I couldn't write or type because I've thrown my phone at the shop.
The good thing here is that the only limit is time. The end will come but of what? It comes however you want it too. You could have 5 mins till the nuke hits. Or 5 mins till your heart explodes.
Be creative I guess. That's why I generalised because dying is the same the only difference is how we die.
-------------------- I'm sick of all you hypocrites Holding me at bay And I don't need your sympathy To get me through the day Seasons change and so can I Hold on boy, no time to cry Untie these strings, I'm climbing down I won't let them push me away
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Moonshoe
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tell my wife I love her and hug her tight and hold her
Fire off a quick prayer
Then sit in lotus and chant OM
And if I was going to die painfully (firestorm or something) snort a Lethal dose of opiates
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Electric Wizard21
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Moonshoe]
#23629637 - 09/09/16 04:26 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Both sound very nice. Two humans together seems like a gift to die with.
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Fletcher


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I'd make a thread titled 'doomsday, lol", and hope to get a few responses.
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Electric Wizard21
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Re: 5 Mins left to live, what do you do? [Re: Fletcher]
#23629685 - 09/09/16 04:39 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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That would be legend. But you may not get a serious response.
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Moonshoe
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if my wife was there I would lie down with her, snort the opiates and hold her close while chanting OM and drift off in each other's arms
If she wasn't there I would sit in lotus
I pray that if the end comes and a great catastrophe strikes we will be together
I Pray that when the time comes to die I can be in her arms
But either way I know she will be there waiting for me when I go through that Gate of light (even if she is still alive on Earth as I would wish)
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Everything I post is fiction.
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