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Re: got some schwag today [Re: 1234go]
#23630897 - 09/09/16 10:40 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Then you are smoking mids
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Re: got some schwag today [Re: Shroomism]
#23630953 - 09/09/16 11:03 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Then you are not comprehending.
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Re: got some schwag today [Re: 1234go]
#23631031 - 09/09/16 11:28 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I comprehend just fine 
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=schwag
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Top Definition schwag adj. Term used to describe low grade marijuana. This type of marijuana is usually brown, seedy, dry. The term is also used by many pot heads to describe anything that is low grade. noun. low grade marijuana adj- Ewww this schwag ass weed tastes horrible and it didnt get me very high. noun- I hate smoking schwag, but i cant get any dank right now so i guess i'll have to. by PotHead April 28, 2003
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schwag Cannabis of very, very low potency and quality, usually harvested too early or too late in the growing cycle. Schwag is stereotypically associated with marijuana that comes from Mexico, pressed into bricks to facilitate easy transportation across the border. It is very cheap and very unhealthy, as much more is smoked to achieve a high than higher potency marijuana.
Unlike sensimilla, schwag is loaded with seeds and THC-bearing crystals are nowhere to be seen. The potency of schwag is so low that it often does not even smell like weed.
Some varieties are called dirt for their sheer resemblance to compost. In fact, any high that comes from smoking schwag only comes after smoking very large amounts.
Also known as catnip, shwag (alternate spelling), shit, and other demeaning terms. That schwag wouldn't get a fly high.
Often enough, high schoolers are duped by dealers into buying schwag under the impression that it is kb.
A pound of schwag only costs me $50!
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schwag Poor quality brown marijuana. The cheapest variety available, the least potent. Also sometimes jokingly referred to as schwiggity-schwags or even schwaggles. Schwag is the antithesis of kind bud. !
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Re: got some schwag today [Re: Shroomism]
#23631070 - 09/09/16 11:39 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Cool, you found some information on the internet. You're not proving anything, I don't know what your deal is.
Why are you so bothered that I'm smoking good schwag?
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Re: got some schwag today [Re: 1234go]
#23631092 - 09/09/16 11:46 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Because "good" schwag is no longer schwag.
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Re: got some schwag today [Re: Shroomism]
#23631114 - 09/09/16 11:55 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sigh. That's simply illogical, but okay though.
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Re: got some schwag today *DELETED* [Re: 1234go] 1
#23631150 - 09/10/16 12:16 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: got some schwag today [Re: Sanguin3]
#23631177 - 09/10/16 12:39 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sanguin3 said: but I've literally never seen schwag or even mids really.
Your opinion is irrelevant.
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tyrannicalrex said: shit was 100-150lb for me and some of it was really good. My motto was, if it's brown, turn it down, if it' green it's good to go!. I have had some seedy, stemmy, green brickweed that was great. But like I said, I was smoking on the late 70's and up. I saw prices that will NEVER come back.
don't be so sure of that. one to two year old weed, if even able to be sold, often fetches 500-800/lb. for what was once top quality bud. the market is abysmal right now, people depping year round, 10,000 plants on a 40acre parcel.
the CA market needs co-ops and price control/gradation. as with most non-subsidized agriculture and infinite supply, prices plummet = buyer's market
in 10 years, an average pound has gone from $4k to ~1000-1600 depending on who one knows. dep used to command 1800-2400 just in the last 1-3 years. currently, dep is ranging from 1300-1800, which will in turn affect the price of full-term
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Re: got some schwag today [Re: demiu5]
#23631205 - 09/10/16 12:59 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Will always appreciate some good shwag it's sorta novelty for me growing up with it. And I've had some of the best of the best weeds. Good shwag is light green, few seeds, buncha crystals, an has a great smell despite being compressed.
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Re: got some schwag today [Re: Shroomism]
#23631226 - 09/10/16 01:16 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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schwag is basically weed that is grown in mexico, or somewhere in south america, and is trafficked through the border into the usa. that is why the quality was always so shitty, because people had to bring it on their backs across the hot mexican deserts, and by the time it made it to the us it had compressed into a brick.
sometimes you got good schwag, and sometimes it was so dark it was almost black and smelled like gasoline cuz the traffickers didnt seal the bags very well when they stuffed em in the gas tank.. (it happened once)..
schwag doesn't have to be complete shit to be considered schwag.. schwag CAN be considered good..
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Re: got some schwag today [Re: zZZz]
#23631230 - 09/10/16 01:19 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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zZZz said: schwag is basically weed that is grown in mexico, or somewhere in south america, and is trafficked through the border into the usa. that is why the quality was always so shitty, because people had to bring it on their backs across the hot mexican deserts, and by the time it made it to the us it had compressed into a brick.
sometimes you got good schwag, and sometimes it was so dark it was almost black and smelled like gasoline cuz the traffickers didnt seal the bags very well when they stuffed em in the gas tank.. (it happened once)..
schwag doesn't have to be complete shit to be considered schwag..
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Re: got some schwag today [Re: zZZz]
#23631258 - 09/10/16 01:46 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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It's packed in bricks before they ship it.. By definition though... schwag is shitty low potency dirt weed. If it's good... it's not really schwag.. at least in my book and many others. I don't understand what's so hard to understand.
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Re: got some schwag today [Re: Shroomism]
#23631316 - 09/10/16 03:24 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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All this schwag talk reminded me of this:

Look closely and he is dragging a schwag bag, LOL! Give me all your lupins!
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But I haven't got any lupins!!
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Re: got some schwag today [Re: Shroomism]
#23631624 - 09/10/16 08:42 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Shroomism said: By definition though... schwag is shitty low potency dirt weed.
Lol. It's slang terminology and certainly doesn't cover everything.
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Shroomism said: If it's good... it's not really schwag.. at least in my book and many others. I don't understand what's so hard to understand.
I don't understand how you acknowledge the fact that your opinion isn't the only one, and then not understand why some of us don't agree with you.
If "good schwag" is "midgrade". Then "midgrade" can be "good schwag". We're just splitting hairs at this point.
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Re: got some schwag today [Re: 1234go]
#23631644 - 09/10/16 08:51 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I don't think I've ever tried weed from Mexico to my knowledge. A few times I've had weed said to be from Jamaica that was really compressed and looked like dirt, but actually tasted great and was quite strong.
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Re: got some schwag today [Re: psi]
#23631689 - 09/10/16 09:18 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah, it's anyone's guess where it came from. That's the stuff I'm talking about though.
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Re: got some schwag today [Re: 1234go]
#23631999 - 09/10/16 11:11 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I got this weed one time that was dense as fuck
It weighed like 7.2 grams but was compressed into a rectangular cube the size of my thumb
It was actually pretty good too, never encountered anything like it since
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Yes sir. 1 ounce chunks that'll fit in the palm of your hand, no bigger than a pack of cigarettes. Dat brick, yo.
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