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Nemo_Hoes
Juan Sánchez Villa-Lobo Ramírez


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i don't get boners anymore
#23625715 - 09/08/16 12:40 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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It started off as a joke but now I don't get boners. I'm only 29. Wtf. Did i like use up all my boners or something?
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Big Worm
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Re: i don't get boners anymore [Re: Nemo_Hoes] 1
#23625726 - 09/08/16 12:43 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quit watching porn
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automan
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Re: i don't get boners anymore [Re: Nemo_Hoes] 1
#23625784 - 09/08/16 01:06 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Nemo_Hoes said: It started off as a joke but now I don't get boners. I'm only 29. Wtf. Did i like use up all my boners or something?
Are you fat? Do you exercise?
Also, go get your bloodwork done and hormones tested
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Oeric McKenna
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Re: i don't get boners anymore [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
#23625836 - 09/08/16 01:29 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah keep your testosterone levels up. Get sunlight on your skin because vitamin D in the blood is a main precursor.
Also man, try to locate some panax ginseng... great stuff.... korean red... shawinnng
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Nemo_Hoes
Juan Sánchez Villa-Lobo Ramírez


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Heroin gives me boners though, it is weird.
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sudly
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Re: i don't get boners anymore [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
#23628106 - 09/09/16 05:50 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Supplement your vitamins.
You're probably low on magnesium.
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Zombi3
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Re: i don't get boners anymore [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
#23628132 - 09/09/16 06:14 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Stop eating red meat.
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sudly
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Re: i don't get boners anymore [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
#23628158 - 09/09/16 06:32 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hold in your piss and practice kegal exercises to improve the strength of your pelvic floor muscles.
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SoloTrip
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Re: i don't get boners anymore [Re: sudly]
#23628434 - 09/09/16 09:05 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Are you a heavy smoker? I just read by googling, "It's important to remember that many things other than smoking can lead to erectile dysfunction, including stress, hypertension, alcoholism, diabetes, and prostate surgery."
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Zombi3
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Re: i don't get boners anymore [Re: SoloTrip]
#23628523 - 09/09/16 09:47 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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And diet
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Patlal
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Re: i don't get boners anymore [Re: Zombi3] 1
#23629197 - 09/09/16 02:16 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Take bleach and inject it directly inside your penis.
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automan
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Re: i don't get boners anymore [Re: Patlal]
#23629556 - 09/09/16 04:06 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Patlal said: Take bleach and inject it directly inside your penis.
You are mixed up. Bleach injected into the penis is the sure fire way to prevent pregnancies, not help boners.
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Re: i don't get boners anymore [Re: sudly]
#23629915 - 09/09/16 05:40 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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sudly said: Hold in your piss and practice kegal exercises to improve the strength of your pelvic floor muscles.
There is no reason to hold one's piss, and kegal exercises can be done with an empty bladder. Holding your piss all day leads to incontinence and UTI's.
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Dark_Star
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Re: i don't get boners anymore [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
#23630006 - 09/09/16 06:00 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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If you're still going the hard the way you used to, that's the issue. Stop that & the boners come back. Otherwise you may need some boner pills.
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sudly
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Re: i don't get boners anymore [Re: PatrickKn]
#23630079 - 09/09/16 06:17 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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PatrickKn said:
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sudly said: Hold in your piss and practice kegal exercises to improve the strength of your pelvic floor muscles.
There is no reason to hold one's piss, and kegal exercises can be done with an empty bladder. Holding your piss all day leads to incontinence and UTI's.
I didn't mean all day, I meant trying to start and stop the flow of urine in the shower or wherever to strengthen the pelvic floor muscles that can lead to stronger erections.
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Re: i don't get boners anymore [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
#23630095 - 09/09/16 06:20 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Nemo_Hoes said: Did i like use up all my boners or something?
boners are like heart beats, we've only got so many until the organ tuckers out
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Re: i don't get boners anymore [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
#23630096 - 09/09/16 06:20 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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This may seem stupid but you weren't specific if you're talking about random boners/general horniness or if you can't get a hard on at all. That is sort of the same issue but really different solutions and answers.
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Nemo_Hoes
Juan Sánchez Villa-Lobo Ramírez


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I dead seriously get a boner when shootin heroin. I have to be with a really hot chick to maintain. No more morning wood or random boners. I'm only 29. I think it has a lot to do with drug use and psyxhological damage from my child's mom.
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Nemo_Hoes
Juan Sánchez Villa-Lobo Ramírez


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Re: i don't get boners anymore [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
#23649260 - 09/16/16 12:33 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Guys my dick broke heeelllllppppp
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Re: i don't get boners anymore [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
#23651098 - 09/16/16 05:50 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Find ways to boost your testosterone. There are many.
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