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OfflineAK1000
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How do you help pass the time?
    #23624048 - 09/07/16 10:21 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I keep getting deeper into the mushroom making rabbit hole... I have this urge to constantly make more and more agar plate transfers and sterilize jars and inoculate them and all that jazz... And I look at the spawn jars almost daily. I can't just sit still for a week and let them do their own thing, but I want to. How do I chill?


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: AK1000]
    #23624063 - 09/07/16 10:24 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Smoke good reefer and keep researching


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: BoomRad]
    #23624096 - 09/07/16 10:32 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I wish I had that kind of time.

I have a job that keeps me busy 10-12 hours a day.

I guess, it brings a bit more surprise when I get a chance to come home and look at my jars.


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: BoomRad]
    #23624102 - 09/07/16 10:34 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

i like to...

go to work
jerk off
bang the wife
feed the cats
empty cat boxes
eat food
sleep

what kind of answer are you expecting?

also you want to pass the time but wished you had the time??


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: mushboy]
    #23624667 - 09/08/16 03:52 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Just continue your life man lol

House chores, masturbate, research on here to keep your game up, drink, practice your other hobbies, read a book, hike, rock climbing, swimming...etc

The less you touch and disturb your jars the better

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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Rosen_Rot] * 1
    #23624770 - 09/08/16 05:22 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Try not to think of a white bear


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Rosie]
    #23624793 - 09/08/16 05:48 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Weed.


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: jesustripped]
    #23624838 - 09/08/16 06:15 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Masturbation like others have stated, try doing it with your foot or arm pit........ That should take a while lol


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: mushboy]
    #23625084 - 09/08/16 08:41 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

mushboy said:
i like to...

go to work
jerk off
bang the wife
feed the cats
empty cat boxes
eat food
sleep

what kind of answer are you expecting?

also you want to pass the time but wished you had the time??




Yes to all of this.

also, to the OP, try your best not to get attatched to the jars. Checking daily is attatched.


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: PortabellaFella 1] * 2
    #23625095 - 09/08/16 08:43 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Guys stop masturbating so much and get some real pussy!! Hahaha

:ass2mouth:

OP-smoke blunts until you pass out lol :jah:


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Peteyboy]
    #23625107 - 09/08/16 08:46 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Why not both, peteyboy.

Also, I didn't mean to imply that checking jars daily is bad, but all day everyday will definitely get you attatched when you'll probably be losing at least one anyways.


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Terpfreak]
    #23625120 - 09/08/16 08:52 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Don't mind me I'm just an advocate for the  real deal


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Peteyboy]
    #23625127 - 09/08/16 08:57 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quit checking the jars, but I don't see an issue with prepping more plates and work in isolating. That shit takes forever so the more time you spend on it, the better off you will be. Look at different Teks to see if you might want to try a different method or a different recipe. I work, but if I had the time, I would definitely be messing with agar.


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Terpfreak]
    #23625128 - 09/08/16 08:58 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Growing mushroom is awesome! Do as many plates as you want, it's fun for a while. I like to research fungi, contamination, fermentation, and other microbiology stuff. thats kind of how I got started brewing kombucha... more microflora for ya!

Oh yea... real pussy is the best but spankin it is good too :grin:


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Terpfreak]
    #23625331 - 09/08/16 10:25 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Terpfreak said:
also, to the OP, try your best not to get attatched to the jars. Checking daily is attatched.



Best advice IMHO.


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Thadeous]
    #23625403 - 09/08/16 10:59 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

OP, my only advice is to just make more jars. Work on setting up a rotation so you have a fresh crop of spawn every week. Not only does it keep you busy, but it lessens the impact of losing stuff to contams.


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: NumeroEno]
    #23625433 - 09/08/16 11:10 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Eno said it

Been cooking grain almost everyday for the last weeks. You can make a few grain masters every week or so,
Then its just keeping up with it when it needs expanding or spawning


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Peteyboy]
    #23625436 - 09/08/16 11:10 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Peteyboy said:
Don't mind me I'm just an advocate for the  real deal




Gotta do somethin while birth control is still kickin' in.  :shrug:


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Inocuole]
    #23625458 - 09/08/16 11:17 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Haha yea I didn't think about that, haven't worried about that for awhile...


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Peteyboy]
    #23625738 - 09/08/16 12:47 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I mean, seeing as Ive got the real deal between my legs, I don't think I'll have a problem with that. My previous comment still stands. Why not both?

Good luck on your journey OP! Can't stop don't stop.


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Terpfreak]
    #23625769 - 09/08/16 12:59 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Filthy that's a goodidea I didn't think to do grain daily would help make shit easier then when I needit .. also eat a few shrooms that will keep you out of your room and mind off shit haha


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Boogieman47]
    #23626020 - 09/08/16 02:36 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

No reasons specifically, whatever floats your boat sailor!

I used to love porn jerked off all the time, I just happened to get lucky and land a nympho...now masturbating rarely crosses my mind and when it does my girl is ready to rock on the spot in a moments notice. I hit the jackpot!


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Peteyboy]
    #23626050 - 09/08/16 02:45 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

The jackpot? Im pretty sure most women don't mind having multiple orgasms a day.


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Peteyboy]
    #23626053 - 09/08/16 02:45 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Thank God my wife still gives me pussy a few times a week.

Also play PS4

Take a walk in the woods (to bury subs or mushroom hunting)

Spread spores

Fiddle around in my garden

Ask wife for blowjob (and fuck is she good at it)

Play more ps4

Work (a lot)

Sleep

Grill out

Sit around a campfire and trip

I barely even notice when my jars are colonizing.  Sometimes I even forget for days.  Then when I come back to check them and see a huge improvement, it's more fulfilling.


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Mushierage]
    #23626068 - 09/08/16 02:50 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Before you know it, if you have enough irons in the fire, it will go from "I'm sick of waiting for these to colonize" to "oh shit this is already fully colonized and I have to do something with it". I've had neglected grain jars start fruiting in the past, but I've found a happy medium. I no longer start 10 different cultures on grain at once, only 2 or 3.


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: NumeroEno]
    #23626077 - 09/08/16 02:52 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Start up an oyster grow as well, you will never have down time.


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Terpfreak]
    #23626079 - 09/08/16 02:52 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

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The jackpot? Im pretty sure most women don't mind having multiple orgasms a day.




I totally agree and so does my girl :billymaythumbup:

I'm sensing some negative vibes brotha, I'm not looking for conflict, I'm all about positivity :jah:


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: NumeroEno]
    #23626082 - 09/08/16 02:52 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Theres a quote from pastywhite I saved-

"Once you start agar you soon end up with more colonized plates than you can use. So you start knocking them into masters. Real quick you end up with a load of masters. So you expand em. All of a sudden you have 100 quarts of spawn you need to use, but the whole time you kept up with the agar and the masters. So now those are going in the fridge, you run out of jars and you are all out of room for monos. Your fridge is full of fruits cause your 3 dehydrators can only dry a half pound at a time and you have an industrial black garbage bag full under your bed. ".

Even if you're not doing agar the same is probably true.


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Mushierage]
    #23626087 - 09/08/16 02:53 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Mushierage said:
Thank God my wife still gives me pussy a few times a week.

Also play PS4

Take a walk in the woods (to bury subs or mushroom hunting)

Spread spores

Fiddle around in my garden

Ask wife for blowjob (and fuck is she good at it)

Play more ps4

Work (a lot)

Sleep

Grill out

Sit around a campfire and trip

I barely even notice when my jars are colonizing.  Sometimes I even forget for days.  Then when I come back to check them and see a huge improvement, it's more fulfilling.




Sounds like a real nice life brotha! No wonder your so cool lol :jah:


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Terpfreak]
    #23626092 - 09/08/16 02:54 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Terpfreak said:
Theres a quote from pastywhite I saved-

"Once you start agar you soon end up with more colonized plates than you can use. So you start knocking them into masters. Real quick you end up with a load of masters. So you expand em. All of a sudden you have 100 quarts of spawn you need to use, but the whole time you kept up with the agar and the masters. So now those are going in the fridge, you run out of jars and you are all out of room for monos. Your fridge is full of fruits cause your 3 dehydrators can only dry a half pound at a time and you have an industrial black garbage bag full under your bed. ".

Even if you're not doing agar the same is probably true.




The greatest mycology quote ever! I still crack up everytime I see it lol


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Peteyboy]
    #23626109 - 09/08/16 02:59 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Also no bad vibes, but as a female I always find it funny when men bribe about how much pussy they get, especially when they make it a point to tell those jacking off that you just prefer the real deal.  To me personally it comes off as insecurity and it makes me uncomfortable.


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Terpfreak]
    #23626114 - 09/08/16 03:01 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Terpfreak]
    #23626116 - 09/08/16 03:01 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

how is this thread still going..

ive fucked once, been blown once and jerked it like six times since i posted in this thread.

oh yah and i watched tv.


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: mushboy]
    #23626121 - 09/08/16 03:03 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Moneyshot!!!!!


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: amidogen]
    #23626125 - 09/08/16 03:04 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

No ones telling you to stop talking about it but whatever floats your satire boat.


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Terpfreak]
    #23626147 - 09/08/16 03:10 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Also no bad vibes, but as a female I always find it funny when men bribe about how much pussy they get, especially when they make it a point to tell those jacking off that you just prefer the real deal.  To me personally it comes off as insecurity and it makes me uncomfortable.




oops just saw that. sorry ma'ma :hatsoff:


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Terpfreak]
    #23626151 - 09/08/16 03:11 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Also no bad vibes, but as a female I always find it funny when men bribe about how much pussy they get, especially when they make it a point to tell those jacking off that you just prefer the real deal.  To me personally it comes off as insecurity and it makes me uncomfortable.




Right off the bat I highly respect you as a female cultivator, I think that is the COOLEST THING EVER!

I initially wasn't trying to brag about getting pussy, I was actually trying to encourage more sex and less porn but I definitely apologize for making you uncomfortable.


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: mushboy]
    #23626155 - 09/08/16 03:13 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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how is this thread still going..

ive fucked once, been blown once and jerked it like six times since i posted in this thread.

oh yah and i watched tv.




Hahahaha :laugh2:


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Terpfreak]
    #23626172 - 09/08/16 03:22 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Also no bad vibes, but as a female I always find it funny when men bribe about how much pussy they get, especially when they make it a point to tell those jacking off that you just prefer the real deal.  To me personally it comes off as insecurity and it makes me uncomfortable.




Haha I've been with the same girl for over 4 years. At this stage in the relationship my hand does most of the work lol. Not really but we definitely don't screw like rabbits and it's not on my list of things to do to pass the time...

Also big props on being here. A forum full of mostly guys in deep discussion of very phallic objects needs some female balance.


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: NumeroEno]
    #23626183 - 09/08/16 03:25 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I don't believe in time.


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Kenetic]
    #23626192 - 09/08/16 03:29 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Damn. Sorry to hear that. Most girls who stop putting out just don't feel hot or sexy.  I digress, I just wanted those who jack off to feel included hahah.


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: NumeroEno]
    #23626201 - 09/08/16 03:32 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Also big props on being here. A forum full of mostly guys in deep discussion of very phallic objects needs some female balance.




dude my wife said the SAME SHIT last week..

but she said "wow a bunch of guys talking about shrooms like a bunch of nerds?
sounds like you need some female input with all those phallic objects in your face"


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Terpfreak]
    #23626208 - 09/08/16 03:33 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Damn. Sorry to hear that. Most girls who stop putting out just don't feel hot or sexy.  I digress, I just wanted those who jack off to feel included hahah.




:hellyeah:

Nah I mean both are good, but sometimes you're by yourself and that boner ain't going anywhere on its own.

This is waaay off topic though.  Hell even this thread itself is somewhat off topic for cultivation.  Time passes the same whether you're growing mushrooms or not, just do whatever you would otherwise do.


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: NumeroEno]
    #23626215 - 09/08/16 03:36 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

haha, yeah I have been married 7 years, and I will tell you your hand will always be your sweet mistress, and should be, I fucked up my marriage for a while thinking another pussy is what I needed and it wasn't worth it.


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: mushboy]
    #23626223 - 09/08/16 03:37 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah and I mostly just grow penis envy varieties, so in the abstract sense we're just a bunch of dicks talking about dicks :lol:

Also in the abstract sense, inoc, this thread is about passing the time which is exactly what we're doing with this off-topic bullshitting, so are we really off-topic? :mindblown:


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    #23626225 - 09/08/16 03:37 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I'm sure if cron and his hammer caught wind the verdict would be yes.


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Inocuole]
    #23626232 - 09/08/16 03:39 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Good thing that every time we mention passing the time we're getting back on track :cool:


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: NumeroEno]
    #23626254 - 09/08/16 03:46 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

The grass is always greener


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Inocuole]
    #23626307 - 09/08/16 04:01 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Nah I mean both are good, but sometimes you're by yourself and that boner ain't going anywhere on its own.







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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Peteyboy]
    #23626425 - 09/08/16 04:46 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Look at it less. Away in a well vented closet or some shit


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Peteyboy]
    #23626440 - 09/08/16 04:51 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Guys stop masturbating so much and get some real pussy!! Hahaha

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OP-smoke blunts until you pass out lol :jah:



Lol, but pussy will give you so much trouble in this hobby, hell hath no fury like a vengeful cunt holding a multiple felonies over yer head. Personally thats why it's best to just keep steady with left hand Lucy (;


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: MysticMoteToter]
    #23626472 - 09/08/16 05:05 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Thakfully my man and I are equally illegal. :rasta:


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Terpfreak]
    #23626484 - 09/08/16 05:09 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Thakfully my man and I are equally illegal. :rasta:



Haha hopefully neither of you ever change your ways, stay the same till the end of your days :wink:  b/c if you or he changes ways you'd better be getting married to legally bind yerself w/ them haha


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: MysticMoteToter]
    #23626487 - 09/08/16 05:12 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Hahahah hell yes. :mushroom2:


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: MysticMoteToter]
    #23626491 - 09/08/16 05:13 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Haha hopefully neither of you ever change your ways, stay the same till the end of your days :wink:  b/c if you or he changes ways you'd better be getting married to legally bind yerself w/ them haha




... What the fuck is this "I'm a teapot" thing??


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Inocuole]
    #23626497 - 09/08/16 05:16 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Ooh, I had that for a while. I just thought it was really cute.


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Terpfreak]
    #23626504 - 09/08/16 05:19 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Oh god, I see, we got a plethora of gender selections.  :facepalm:  I guess I'm a teapot then...


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: MysticMoteToter]
    #23626511 - 09/08/16 05:21 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Peteyboy said:
Guys stop masturbating so much and get some real pussy!! Hahaha

:ass2mouth:

OP-smoke blunts until you pass out lol :jah:



Lol, but pussy will give you so much trouble in this hobby, hell hath no fury like a vengeful cunt holding a multiple felonies over yer head. Personally thats why it's best to just keep steady with left hand Lucy (;




That's the perk of being married.  We've been together long enough that she doesn't throw those temper tantrums anymore.  Unless she catches me looking at another chicks ass.  Lol

At any rate, if I go down, so does she.  Partners in crime brah.


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Inocuole]
    #23626512 - 09/08/16 05:21 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Haha hopefully neither of you ever change your ways, stay the same till the end of your days :wink:  b/c if you or he changes ways you'd better be getting married to legally bind yerself w/ them haha




... What the fuck is this "I'm a teapot" thing??



It seems that, in order to transcend our simple, dualist gender identity, to become a super-mensch, one must first become a teapot and ride that train for a bit.

hahah i was editing my signature and saw it and just thought it was funny af


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Inocuole]
    #23626516 - 09/08/16 05:22 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Haaaaahahaha


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: BoomRad]
    #23627092 - 09/08/16 08:08 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Smoke good reefer and keep researching




Yea, I keep reading shroomery fervently. It's really great. The only problem with the shroomery is that some teks seem cool, but then you read it and it talks about incubators and shit... then you scroll up and realize the thread is from 1999 and then you question its validity. :frown:

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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: AK1000]
    #23627114 - 09/08/16 08:14 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

use the trusted cultivator filter in the search options.


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: AK1000]
    #23627115 - 09/08/16 08:14 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Ya I had issues with all that too basically just reading the answered questions helped me get a better knowledge of what works ... but even then it's contradicting cause what works for you may not for me and people's preference you know I make 10-15 tubs a run and try each of something else on each one to see what is my sweet spot you know


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: AK1000]
    #23627126 - 09/08/16 08:18 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Smoke good reefer and keep researching




Yea, I keep reading shroomery fervently. It's really great. The only problem with the shroomery is that some teks seem cool, but then you read it and it talks about incubators and shit... then you scroll up and realize the thread is from 1999 and then you question its validity. :frown:

I wish there were a list of only the best teks without the pseudoscience.



the date filter on the search function really helps with that. It helps you filter dates. As in fruits from Phoenix dactylifera
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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: mushboy]
    #23627223 - 09/08/16 08:55 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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use the trusted cultivator filter in the search options.



Some TCs said some dumb shit as early as 5-6 years ago.  There's a couple here and there that are still a little off the mark today.  None of the current regulars, mind you.


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