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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Kenetic]
    #23626192 - 09/08/16 03:29 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Damn. Sorry to hear that. Most girls who stop putting out just don't feel hot or sexy.  I digress, I just wanted those who jack off to feel included hahah.


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: NumeroEno]
    #23626201 - 09/08/16 03:32 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Also big props on being here. A forum full of mostly guys in deep discussion of very phallic objects needs some female balance.




dude my wife said the SAME SHIT last week..

but she said "wow a bunch of guys talking about shrooms like a bunch of nerds?
sounds like you need some female input with all those phallic objects in your face"


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Terpfreak]
    #23626208 - 09/08/16 03:33 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Damn. Sorry to hear that. Most girls who stop putting out just don't feel hot or sexy.  I digress, I just wanted those who jack off to feel included hahah.




:hellyeah:

Nah I mean both are good, but sometimes you're by yourself and that boner ain't going anywhere on its own.

This is waaay off topic though.  Hell even this thread itself is somewhat off topic for cultivation.  Time passes the same whether you're growing mushrooms or not, just do whatever you would otherwise do.


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: NumeroEno]
    #23626215 - 09/08/16 03:36 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

haha, yeah I have been married 7 years, and I will tell you your hand will always be your sweet mistress, and should be, I fucked up my marriage for a while thinking another pussy is what I needed and it wasn't worth it.


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: mushboy]
    #23626223 - 09/08/16 03:37 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah and I mostly just grow penis envy varieties, so in the abstract sense we're just a bunch of dicks talking about dicks :lol:

Also in the abstract sense, inoc, this thread is about passing the time which is exactly what we're doing with this off-topic bullshitting, so are we really off-topic? :mindblown:


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: NumeroEno] * 1
    #23626225 - 09/08/16 03:37 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I'm sure if cron and his hammer caught wind the verdict would be yes.


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Inocuole]
    #23626232 - 09/08/16 03:39 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Good thing that every time we mention passing the time we're getting back on track :cool:


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: NumeroEno]
    #23626254 - 09/08/16 03:46 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

The grass is always greener


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Inocuole]
    #23626307 - 09/08/16 04:01 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Nah I mean both are good, but sometimes you're by yourself and that boner ain't going anywhere on its own.







:bathtub40lol:


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Peteyboy]
    #23626425 - 09/08/16 04:46 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Look at it less. Away in a well vented closet or some shit


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Peteyboy]
    #23626440 - 09/08/16 04:51 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Guys stop masturbating so much and get some real pussy!! Hahaha

:ass2mouth:

OP-smoke blunts until you pass out lol :jah:



Lol, but pussy will give you so much trouble in this hobby, hell hath no fury like a vengeful cunt holding a multiple felonies over yer head. Personally thats why it's best to just keep steady with left hand Lucy (;


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: MysticMoteToter]
    #23626472 - 09/08/16 05:05 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Thakfully my man and I are equally illegal. :rasta:


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Terpfreak]
    #23626484 - 09/08/16 05:09 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Thakfully my man and I are equally illegal. :rasta:



Haha hopefully neither of you ever change your ways, stay the same till the end of your days :wink:  b/c if you or he changes ways you'd better be getting married to legally bind yerself w/ them haha


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: MysticMoteToter]
    #23626487 - 09/08/16 05:12 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Hahahah hell yes. :mushroom2:


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: MysticMoteToter]
    #23626491 - 09/08/16 05:13 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Haha hopefully neither of you ever change your ways, stay the same till the end of your days :wink:  b/c if you or he changes ways you'd better be getting married to legally bind yerself w/ them haha




... What the fuck is this "I'm a teapot" thing??


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Inocuole]
    #23626497 - 09/08/16 05:16 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Ooh, I had that for a while. I just thought it was really cute.


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Terpfreak]
    #23626504 - 09/08/16 05:19 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Oh god, I see, we got a plethora of gender selections.  :facepalm:  I guess I'm a teapot then...


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: MysticMoteToter]
    #23626511 - 09/08/16 05:21 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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MysticMoteToter said:
Quote:

Peteyboy said:
Guys stop masturbating so much and get some real pussy!! Hahaha

:ass2mouth:

OP-smoke blunts until you pass out lol :jah:



Lol, but pussy will give you so much trouble in this hobby, hell hath no fury like a vengeful cunt holding a multiple felonies over yer head. Personally thats why it's best to just keep steady with left hand Lucy (;




That's the perk of being married.  We've been together long enough that she doesn't throw those temper tantrums anymore.  Unless she catches me looking at another chicks ass.  Lol

At any rate, if I go down, so does she.  Partners in crime brah.


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Inocuole]
    #23626512 - 09/08/16 05:21 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Quote:

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Haha hopefully neither of you ever change your ways, stay the same till the end of your days :wink:  b/c if you or he changes ways you'd better be getting married to legally bind yerself w/ them haha




... What the fuck is this "I'm a teapot" thing??



It seems that, in order to transcend our simple, dualist gender identity, to become a super-mensch, one must first become a teapot and ride that train for a bit.

hahah i was editing my signature and saw it and just thought it was funny af


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Re: How do you help pass the time? [Re: Inocuole]
    #23626516 - 09/08/16 05:22 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Haaaaahahaha


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