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Electric Wizard21
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Obama is a puppet who can't use a phone.
#23622414 - 09/07/16 03:36 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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So, anyone seen bear grylls? You know, the guy who drinks piss and eats bear shit. Well, Barack Obama was in this episode I watched earlier. All he did wasgo on about glaciers melting and global warming/climate change.
He couldn't use a fucking phone, a smart phone for a selfie. I thought in that moment, he is dumb, along with all the other presidents. They are merely puppets being controlled and they can't do or think anything independently.
I may be late with this, as many have probably already probed the idea. 
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Obama is more full of himself than most presidents to be as heavily influenced. But you need a cocky president wih some swagger. They have the authority to destroy the world.
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Electric Wizard21
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Re: Obama is a puppet who can't use a phone. [Re: Morel Guy]
#23622474 - 09/07/16 03:51 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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That is true. He also totally ignored Russian when he was discussing a global effort to combat climate change?!?!?
I don't want him to push the red button...leave that for the aliens
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What are you talking about?
He invented the Obamaphone.
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Electric Wizard21
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Re: Obama is a puppet who can't use a phone. [Re: LobsterSauce]
#23622550 - 09/07/16 04:12 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Haha. Is that the thing that he uses when he walks around the whitehouse in boxers, asking people 'what the heck do I do for the next few years?'
Of course the reply is simple: 'yaaaa gooooo down to the river and fish with ya brothers while we take care of this.'
Who pulls dato strings?
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Doesn't he slip up and address,s his wife? As a he?
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Re: Obama is a puppet who can't use a phone. [Re: 5150]
#23624492 - 09/08/16 01:26 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Obama what a puppet
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Re: Obama is a puppet who can't use a phone. [Re: 5150]
#23624553 - 09/08/16 02:24 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
5150 said: Doesn't he slip up and address,s his wife? As a he?
Haha, yeah he called her "Michael" once then stuttered and quickly corrected himself.
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Re: Obama is a puppet who can't use a phone. [Re: Great Scott]
#23624656 - 09/08/16 03:42 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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....Just another sad little Sock Puppet
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Re: Obama is a puppet who can't use a phone. [Re: happyherb]
#23624664 - 09/08/16 03:51 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Check out this choke artist fucking lying through his teeth
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Electric Wizard21
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Re: Obama is a puppet who can't use a phone. [Re: Great Scott]
#23624779 - 09/08/16 05:32 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I think these president implants sometimes have flashbacks...like of times he was dating Michael Jackson. Explains why Michael was killed. Can't have a black guy gone white dating the now president.
God bless the USA! Without the liberal or republican views.
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Obama what a puppet.
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