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OfflineElectric Wizard21
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Obama is a puppet who can't use a phone.
    #23622414 - 09/07/16 03:36 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

So, anyone seen bear grylls? You know, the guy who drinks piss and eats bear shit. Well, Barack Obama was in this episode I watched earlier. All he did wasgo on about glaciers melting and global warming/climate change.

He couldn't use a fucking phone, a smart phone for a selfie. I thought in that moment, he is dumb, along with all the other presidents. They are merely puppets being controlled and they can't do or think anything independently.

I may be late with this, as many have probably already probed the idea. :lol:


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Re: Obama is a puppet who can't use a phone. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23622462 - 09/07/16 03:48 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Obama is more full of himself than most presidents to be as heavily influenced.  But you need a cocky president wih some swagger.  They have the authority to destroy the world.


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Re: Obama is a puppet who can't use a phone. [Re: Morel Guy]
    #23622474 - 09/07/16 03:51 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

That is true. He also totally ignored Russian when he was discussing a global effort to combat climate change?!?!?

I don't want him to push the red button...leave that for the aliens :tongue2:


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I'm sick of all you hypocrites
Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away




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Re: Obama is a puppet who can't use a phone. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23622494 - 09/07/16 03:57 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

What are you talking about?

He invented the Obamaphone.


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OfflineElectric Wizard21
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Re: Obama is a puppet who can't use a phone. [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #23622550 - 09/07/16 04:12 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Haha. Is that the thing that he uses when he walks around the whitehouse in boxers, asking people 'what the heck do I do for the next few years?'

Of course the reply is simple: 'yaaaa gooooo down to the river and fish with ya brothers while we take care of this.'

Who pulls dato strings?


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Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away




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Re: Obama is a puppet who can't use a phone. [Re: Electric Wizard21] * 1
    #23623902 - 09/07/16 09:46 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Doesn't he slip up and address,s his wife? As a he?


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Re: Obama is a puppet who can't use a phone. [Re: 5150]
    #23624492 - 09/08/16 01:26 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Obama what a puppet


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Re: Obama is a puppet who can't use a phone. [Re: 5150]
    #23624553 - 09/08/16 02:24 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

5150 said:
Doesn't he slip up and address,s his wife? As a he?




Haha, yeah he called her "Michael" once then stuttered and quickly corrected himself.

IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF


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Re: Obama is a puppet who can't use a phone. [Re: Great Scott]
    #23624656 - 09/08/16 03:42 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

....Just another sad little Sock Puppet


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Re: Obama is a puppet who can't use a phone. [Re: happyherb]
    #23624664 - 09/08/16 03:51 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Check out this choke artist fucking lying through his teeth


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OfflineElectric Wizard21
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Re: Obama is a puppet who can't use a phone. [Re: Great Scott]
    #23624779 - 09/08/16 05:32 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I think these president implants sometimes have flashbacks...like of times he was dating Michael Jackson. Explains why Michael was killed. Can't have a black guy gone white dating the now president.

God bless the USA! Without the liberal or republican views.


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I'm sick of all you hypocrites
Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away




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Re: Obama is a puppet who can't use a phone. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23625582 - 09/08/16 11:51 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Obama what a puppet.


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