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Anyone ever been a carnie? * 1
    #23622413 - 09/07/16 03:36 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Fair just came through town. The big slide was fun. You could just eat acid all day, seems like not a half bad job. Stories?


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Re: Anyone ever been a carnie? [Re: Zombi3] * 1
    #23622421 - 09/07/16 03:37 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

There'a a lot of jobs I could just eat acid all day at, and they're all shit.


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Re: Anyone ever been a carnie? [Re: Zombi3]
    #23622423 - 09/07/16 03:38 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I'm an adult, I don't do 'slides at carnivals'...:lol:

If you have ever watched american horror story, then you would avoid them :thumbup:

I once was refused entry on a ride because my coin money was apparently 'fake'. Then my aunt went nuts and the guy let me on...


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Re: Anyone ever been a carnie? [Re: ModestMouse] * 3
    #23622426 - 09/07/16 03:39 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Carnies are usually ratchet as fuck ICP gang bangers, ex convicts or whore prostitutes whose pussies blew out


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Re: Anyone ever been a carnie? [Re: plasma]
    #23622431 - 09/07/16 03:40 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

hahahahaha


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Re: Anyone ever been a carnie? [Re: plasma]
    #23622433 - 09/07/16 03:41 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

considered doing it once, but the carnival only payed 400 a week and you had to bring your own car if you wanted to do anything outside walking distance on your time off. That just made it not worth it for me. I Would have probably spent more money on gas than i made.


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Re: Anyone ever been a carnie? [Re: chulutu] * 1
    #23622455 - 09/07/16 03:46 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Funnel cake all day with maple syrup


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Re: Anyone ever been a carnie? [Re: Zombi3]
    #23622470 - 09/07/16 03:50 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

yeah they're fun, kind of scary on some rides if you're a petite gal and like can literally fall out if you don't hold on tight enough :uhoh:

almost happened to me a couple of times


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Re: Anyone ever been a carnie? [Re: Zombi3] * 1
    #23622471 - 09/07/16 03:50 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

So you wanna be a cop?
so you wanna be on the top
arrestin and shootin' all the kids on the block
incarcerate the youth of the next generation
and you get the high fives at the police station


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Re: Anyone ever been a carnie? [Re: Cosmic_Flame]
    #23622481 - 09/07/16 03:53 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:
REminds me of a time one ride got stuck while I was waiting. But because I was with someone I couldn't change my mind about going on!

Nowadays they push the bars so tight your genitals become mutilated....:shrug:


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Re: Anyone ever been a carnie? [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23622562 - 09/07/16 04:16 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

My dad's uncle was a ride foreman for traveling circus's in the 60's and 70's. He's got some crazy stories of all the fucked up shit that would go on within. A rigid hierarchy, carny dialects and language modifiers (similar to pig latin but more confusing I guess), rampant murders within the carny community, drug smuggling, police bribery.

Some of the stories would have me rolling though. :lol:


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Re: Anyone ever been a carnie? [Re: Zombi3]
    #23622572 - 09/07/16 04:18 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I *almost* dide, was really close to doing a set up gig for a carnival, but i already had a job.

Eat acid and do your job? Nice! Take that McDonalds employees! :cranky:


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Re: Anyone ever been a carnie? [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23622575 - 09/07/16 04:19 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Dat is creepy!! Next time the carnies roll up in my town, I'll show me who's sheriff. Yeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaarrr


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Re: Anyone ever been a carnie? [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23622602 - 09/07/16 04:25 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

naw bro, those things sketch me out


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Re: Anyone ever been a carnie? [Re: Zombi3]
    #23622628 - 09/07/16 04:31 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

had some dank carnie asada tacos last night not bad bro


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Re: Anyone ever been a carnie? [Re: Zombi3]
    #23622668 - 09/07/16 04:44 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I was Lobster Boy for a while.


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Re: Anyone ever been a carnie? [Re: Zombi3]
    #23623140 - 09/07/16 06:32 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

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Funnel cake all day with maple syrup[/quote]

Powdered sugar you silly Canadian.


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Re: Anyone ever been a carnie? [Re: Dark_Star]
    #23623145 - 09/07/16 06:33 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I was a freelance carnie for a number of years, but I've never worked for any sort of travelling collection of amusements.


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Re: Anyone ever been a carnie? [Re: Dark_Star]
    #23623150 - 09/07/16 06:34 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:

nice!

Also, what does Lobster Boy do?


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Re: Anyone ever been a carnie? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23623410 - 09/07/16 07:41 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I can't stand carnies and I'm not really sure why. Just something about them gives me the heebie jeebies. Its probably a good job if you're a low life fugitive.


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Re: Anyone ever been a carnie? [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #23623523 - 09/07/16 08:10 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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I can't stand carnies and I'm not really sure why. Just something about them gives me the heebie jeebies. Its probably a good job if you're a low life fugitive.




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Re: Anyone ever been a carnie? [Re: MysticMoteToter]
    #23623750 - 09/07/16 09:12 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I was a barker for cirque du solei ,not a real carny I guess
Was decent, would buy the cd,dvd,at borders for cheap and resell them with the normal inventory and pocket the difference


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