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OfflineManianFHS
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Tough times with only one bathroom * 3
    #23615079 - 09/05/16 03:12 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Ever been put in a desperate situation because your partner/roommate was using the only bathroom?

I just shit in a cardboard box lined with grocery bags. Barely had time to put the bags in but it was necessary to prevent seepage. I dont think anyone but the shroomery will ever know this haha


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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: ManianFH] * 3
    #23615083 - 09/05/16 03:14 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Thread of the year

:fonz:

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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23615189 - 09/05/16 03:49 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I had to wee in two big jars because of that.

Luckily I never had to do the other one.

I bet that smell was something else.


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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #23615198 - 09/05/16 03:54 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

been there brother.

used to live in a 2br one bath with a homie and more than once I had to go line a bucket in the back yard with a bag and shit in it cause he takes long ass showers before work.


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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23615405 - 09/05/16 05:10 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Repertoire89 said:
Thread of the year

:fonz:

Two thumbs up



 
Ya man that's a tough situmication, kudos on the swift effort. I had diarrhea once and my brother was using the only bathroom in our old farmhouse.. Had to run the porta john across the street at a home construction site.

Having the toilet when u need it is da best


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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: mnj] * 1
    #23615429 - 09/05/16 05:14 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

My wife shit in a litter box one time about 6 years ago hahaha.  Room mate was in the shower for a while.  She was pregnant at the time too.  She made me leave the room but the stink was real.  I remember busting her ass asking if she scooped the box yet.


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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: fungusmuncher]
    #23615442 - 09/05/16 05:18 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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My wife shit in a litter box one time about 6 years ago hahaha.  Room mate was in the shower for a while.  She was pregnant at the time too.  She made me leave the room but the stink was real.  I remember busting her ass asking if she scooped the box yet.




:lolsy:

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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: ManianFH]
    #23615448 - 09/05/16 05:20 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I will probably shit in my stomach before I let that happen man..


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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: fungusmuncher]
    #23615476 - 09/05/16 05:28 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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fungusmuncher said:
My wife shit in a litter box one time about 6 years ago hahaha.  Room mate was in the shower for a while.  She was pregnant at the time too.  She made me leave the room but the stink was real.  I remember busting her ass asking if she scooped the box yet.



Your poor wife. I would totally do the same and I would expect not to have my ass busted by the person who's supposed to be the love of my life.


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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: Alyssa] * 1
    #23615484 - 09/05/16 05:30 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

if you really love your husband tho,


you'd let him bust your ass on the daily.


preferably dry


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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #23615871 - 09/05/16 07:11 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
if you really love your husband tho,


you'd let him bust your ass on the daily.


preferably dry



No, because love goes both ways. If he loved me he'd leave my virgin anus alone.


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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: Alyssa]
    #23616031 - 09/05/16 07:42 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

No worries on that account


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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23616090 - 09/05/16 07:59 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

you have to hold for 5 minutes:frown:


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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: ManianFH] * 1
    #23616107 - 09/05/16 08:03 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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I dont think anyone but the shroomery will ever know this haha



Pub threads are archived by google... haha


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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: koods]
    #23616111 - 09/05/16 08:05 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

one of my roomates dyland is wheelchaired as he was born with no feelings in his legs (he needs akathisia and RLS) takes baths for hours at a time and you
:mad2: cant go to the bathroom as the store down the street is private bathroom.  its so aggravating im stressed the whole time thinking im going to let loose


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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: RedBalloon]
    #23616113 - 09/05/16 08:06 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Piss in the sink?


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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: ManianFH] * 1
    #23616170 - 09/05/16 08:22 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Ive done this more then I care to even admit. Infact, ive gotten quite the repetition for pooping wherever the fuck I please over the years.

My best claim to fame was shitting in a bucket in a shack at my work and leaving it there for someone else to clean. Partied at the fare the well tour the whole night before, drove back all morning, and barely had time to make it to work let alone shit. Some customer was in the bathroom and I realized it was an emergency. Thats when I remembered the work shed.

Legend has it that shit is still there today.


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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: danielx] * 1
    #23616180 - 09/05/16 08:25 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

For a while there my roommate would always tale a super long shower right as I was waking up and had to take a morning piss.

Had to use the sink once or twice


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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: Bjorn_Stormcrow]
    #23616181 - 09/05/16 08:26 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Ulfrick said:
Had to use the sink once or twice



Legend.


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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: ManianFH]
    #23616185 - 09/05/16 08:26 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

This is the type of behavior that habituates people into doing weird things like keeping piss bottles or jugs. It started off as harmless and convienent... thats when the behavior took on a life of its own. Its a slippery slope, man. Lol


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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: Alyssa]
    #23616226 - 09/05/16 08:38 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Quote:

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My wife shit in a litter box one time about 6 years ago hahaha.  Room mate was in the shower for a while.  She was pregnant at the time too.  She made me leave the room but the stink was real.  I remember busting her ass asking if she scooped the box yet.



Your poor wife. I would totally do the same and I would expect not to have my ass busted by the person who's supposed to be the love of my life.




It was all in jest, we bust on each other constantly.  It was hilarious though the poor cat was in the litter box like "what the fuck happened in here", trying to bury a ghost turd for a few minutes.


Edited by fungusmuncher (09/05/16 08:39 PM)


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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: Bjorn_Stormcrow]
    #23616379 - 09/05/16 09:28 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Ulfrick said:
For a while there my roommate would always tale a super long shower right as I was waking up and had to take a morning piss.

Had to use the sink once or twice





when i was a younger man i stayed in a third story apartment. Had a real stupid roommate who was hella lazy and refused to shit for three and four days at a time until he would just drop massive shit boulders that clogged the toilet.

Then he'd put up a "out of order" sign on the bathroom door. So one day instead of yelling at him i said fuck it and wrapped the curtain around myself, stuck my dick head out the window and let it rip


ended up pissing all over some dude's car



eventually i threatened to kill shit boulder guy for fucking up the toilet and leaving it for so often, so he left and i had to find a new roommate


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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: fungusmuncher]
    #23616430 - 09/05/16 09:50 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Quote:

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Your poor wife. I would totally do the same and I would expect not to have my ass busted by the person who's supposed to be the love of my life.




It was all in jest, we bust on each other constantly.



Fair enough, whatever floats your boat.


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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: ManianFH]
    #23616451 - 09/05/16 10:04 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

mick said:
Ever been put in a desperate situation because your partner/roommate was using the only bathroom?

I just shit in a cardboard box lined with grocery bags. Barely had time to put the bags in but it was necessary to prevent seepage. I dont think anyone but the shroomery will ever know this haha






were you feeling ill? I hope you're feeling better now :frown:.



And I'm pleased to say this is the first time in my adult life where I have a bathroom fully to myself. Also an apartment, but that apartment is essentially a large bedroom with an attached kitchen and balcony, so..:lol:


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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: pirate-blues]
    #23616655 - 09/05/16 11:53 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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fungusmuncher said:
My wife shit in a litter box one time about 6 years ago hahaha.  Room mate was in the shower for a while.  She was pregnant at the time too.  She made me leave the room but the stink was real.  I remember busting her ass asking if she scooped the box yet.




This story is fantastic :lol:

Quote:

PartoftheSource said:
This is the type of behavior that habituates people into doing weird things like keeping piss bottles or jugs. It started off as harmless and convienent... thats when the behavior took on a life of its own. Its a slippery slope, man. Lol




Haha this was not a matter of convenience. This was a matter of about to poop my shorts.


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were you feeling ill? I hope you're feeling better now :frown:.



And I'm pleased to say this is the first time in my adult life where I have a bathroom fully to myself. Also an apartment, but that apartment is essentially a large bedroom with an attached kitchen and balcony, so..:lol:




It is due to some tortillas we bought from a Mexican market. I know they're doing this but am not about to throw 2 pounds of tortillas away :smirk:


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