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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: Alyssa]
    #23616226 - 09/05/16 08:38 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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My wife shit in a litter box one time about 6 years ago hahaha.  Room mate was in the shower for a while.  She was pregnant at the time too.  She made me leave the room but the stink was real.  I remember busting her ass asking if she scooped the box yet.



Your poor wife. I would totally do the same and I would expect not to have my ass busted by the person who's supposed to be the love of my life.




It was all in jest, we bust on each other constantly.  It was hilarious though the poor cat was in the litter box like "what the fuck happened in here", trying to bury a ghost turd for a few minutes.


Edited by fungusmuncher (09/05/16 08:39 PM)


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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: Bjorn_Stormcrow]
    #23616379 - 09/05/16 09:28 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Ulfrick said:
For a while there my roommate would always tale a super long shower right as I was waking up and had to take a morning piss.

Had to use the sink once or twice





when i was a younger man i stayed in a third story apartment. Had a real stupid roommate who was hella lazy and refused to shit for three and four days at a time until he would just drop massive shit boulders that clogged the toilet.

Then he'd put up a "out of order" sign on the bathroom door. So one day instead of yelling at him i said fuck it and wrapped the curtain around myself, stuck my dick head out the window and let it rip


ended up pissing all over some dude's car



eventually i threatened to kill shit boulder guy for fucking up the toilet and leaving it for so often, so he left and i had to find a new roommate


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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: fungusmuncher]
    #23616430 - 09/05/16 09:50 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Your poor wife. I would totally do the same and I would expect not to have my ass busted by the person who's supposed to be the love of my life.




It was all in jest, we bust on each other constantly.



Fair enough, whatever floats your boat.


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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: ManianFH]
    #23616451 - 09/05/16 10:04 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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mick said:
Ever been put in a desperate situation because your partner/roommate was using the only bathroom?

I just shit in a cardboard box lined with grocery bags. Barely had time to put the bags in but it was necessary to prevent seepage. I dont think anyone but the shroomery will ever know this haha






were you feeling ill? I hope you're feeling better now :frown:.



And I'm pleased to say this is the first time in my adult life where I have a bathroom fully to myself. Also an apartment, but that apartment is essentially a large bedroom with an attached kitchen and balcony, so..:lol:


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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: pirate-blues]
    #23616655 - 09/05/16 11:53 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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fungusmuncher said:
My wife shit in a litter box one time about 6 years ago hahaha.  Room mate was in the shower for a while.  She was pregnant at the time too.  She made me leave the room but the stink was real.  I remember busting her ass asking if she scooped the box yet.




This story is fantastic :lol:

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This is the type of behavior that habituates people into doing weird things like keeping piss bottles or jugs. It started off as harmless and convienent... thats when the behavior took on a life of its own. Its a slippery slope, man. Lol




Haha this was not a matter of convenience. This was a matter of about to poop my shorts.


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were you feeling ill? I hope you're feeling better now :frown:.



And I'm pleased to say this is the first time in my adult life where I have a bathroom fully to myself. Also an apartment, but that apartment is essentially a large bedroom with an attached kitchen and balcony, so..:lol:




It is due to some tortillas we bought from a Mexican market. I know they're doing this but am not about to throw 2 pounds of tortillas away :smirk:


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