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ManianFH
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Tough times with only one bathroom 3
#23615079 - 09/05/16 03:12 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ever been put in a desperate situation because your partner/roommate was using the only bathroom?
I just shit in a cardboard box lined with grocery bags. Barely had time to put the bags in but it was necessary to prevent seepage. I dont think anyone but the shroomery will ever know this haha
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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: ManianFH] 3
#23615083 - 09/05/16 03:14 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Thread of the year

Two thumbs up
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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: Repertoire89]
#23615189 - 09/05/16 03:49 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I had to wee in two big jars because of that.
Luckily I never had to do the other one.
I bet that smell was something else.
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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: LobsterSauce]
#23615198 - 09/05/16 03:54 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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been there brother.
used to live in a 2br one bath with a homie and more than once I had to go line a bucket in the back yard with a bag and shit in it cause he takes long ass showers before work.
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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: Repertoire89]
#23615405 - 09/05/16 05:10 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Repertoire89 said: Thread of the year

Two thumbs up
Ya man that's a tough situmication, kudos on the swift effort. I had diarrhea once and my brother was using the only bathroom in our old farmhouse.. Had to run the porta john across the street at a home construction site.
Having the toilet when u need it is da best
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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: mnj] 1
#23615429 - 09/05/16 05:14 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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My wife shit in a litter box one time about 6 years ago hahaha. Room mate was in the shower for a while. She was pregnant at the time too. She made me leave the room but the stink was real. I remember busting her ass asking if she scooped the box yet.
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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: fungusmuncher]
#23615442 - 09/05/16 05:18 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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fungusmuncher said: My wife shit in a litter box one time about 6 years ago hahaha. Room mate was in the shower for a while. She was pregnant at the time too. She made me leave the room but the stink was real. I remember busting her ass asking if she scooped the box yet.

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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: ManianFH]
#23615448 - 09/05/16 05:20 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I will probably shit in my stomach before I let that happen man..
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Alyssa
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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: fungusmuncher]
#23615476 - 09/05/16 05:28 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
fungusmuncher said: My wife shit in a litter box one time about 6 years ago hahaha. Room mate was in the shower for a while. She was pregnant at the time too. She made me leave the room but the stink was real. I remember busting her ass asking if she scooped the box yet.
Your poor wife. I would totally do the same and I would expect not to have my ass busted by the person who's supposed to be the love of my life.
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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: Alyssa] 1
#23615484 - 09/05/16 05:30 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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if you really love your husband tho,
you'd let him bust your ass on the daily.
preferably dry
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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#23615871 - 09/05/16 07:11 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Mr.PhilCybin said: if you really love your husband tho,
you'd let him bust your ass on the daily.
preferably dry
No, because love goes both ways. If he loved me he'd leave my virgin anus alone.
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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: Alyssa]
#23616031 - 09/05/16 07:42 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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No worries on that account
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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: Repertoire89]
#23616090 - 09/05/16 07:59 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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you have to hold for 5 minutes
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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: ManianFH] 1
#23616107 - 09/05/16 08:03 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
mick said: I dont think anyone but the shroomery will ever know this haha
Pub threads are archived by google... haha
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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: koods]
#23616111 - 09/05/16 08:05 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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one of my roomates dyland is wheelchaired as he was born with no feelings in his legs (he needs akathisia and RLS) takes baths for hours at a time and you
cant go to the bathroom as the store down the street is private bathroom. its so aggravating im stressed the whole time thinking im going to let loose
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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: RedBalloon]
#23616113 - 09/05/16 08:06 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Piss in the sink?
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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: ManianFH] 1
#23616170 - 09/05/16 08:22 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ive done this more then I care to even admit. Infact, ive gotten quite the repetition for pooping wherever the fuck I please over the years.
My best claim to fame was shitting in a bucket in a shack at my work and leaving it there for someone else to clean. Partied at the fare the well tour the whole night before, drove back all morning, and barely had time to make it to work let alone shit. Some customer was in the bathroom and I realized it was an emergency. Thats when I remembered the work shed.
Legend has it that shit is still there today.
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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: danielx] 1
#23616180 - 09/05/16 08:25 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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For a while there my roommate would always tale a super long shower right as I was waking up and had to take a morning piss.
Had to use the sink once or twice
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Quote:
Ulfrick said: Had to use the sink once or twice
Legend.
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Re: Tough times with only one bathroom [Re: ManianFH]
#23616185 - 09/05/16 08:26 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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This is the type of behavior that habituates people into doing weird things like keeping piss bottles or jugs. It started off as harmless and convienent... thats when the behavior took on a life of its own. Its a slippery slope, man. Lol
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