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Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated?
    #23615042 - 09/05/16 02:56 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Shroomerite Koods has stated recently that he feels first time offenders ov drunk driving or street racing should be jailed.  Since these activities are deemed illegal in the united states, it does not matter if one is responsible about it or not.  Thus if i were found guilty ov doing either, no matter the responsible actions taken to minimize the chance ov harm to innocent people, people with the same outlook as koods feel that i belong behind bars.  I am also a consumer ov drugs, both illegal and legal.  Should i be placed behind bars for that?  I'm a homosexual and a pagan, which are illegal to practice in some areas.  Do you think that i should be jailed for that?  I do'nt intentionally harm people.  I stole some candy in Atlantic City last year and a propane tank when i was hungry for burgers a few years before that, but i'm not really a thief.  Should i be put into jail?

Or would you rather cuddle with me?  No sexy bit touches and fully clothed unless desired otherwise, just good wholesome snuggles.  I'm a really good snuggler.

Those are your choices.  Based upon who i am, do you think that i should be confined to your arms in cuddles, or to a cold jail cell?  Just curious.
Snuggles or jail struggles?
You may choose only one


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: lavod]
    #23615047 - 09/05/16 02:59 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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lavod said:
Thus if i were found guilty ov doing either, no matter the responsible actions taken to minimize the chance ov harm to innocent people,.




The best way to minimize those chances would be not driving drunk.


off to Jail, do not pass Go.


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: Apostle] * 2
    #23615059 - 09/05/16 03:04 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Prison and jail should be filled with violent people and large scale thief's, not drug users, not DUI offenders, not homosexuals.


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: lavod]
    #23615064 - 09/05/16 03:06 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

timeout for you, mister


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: shadyy] * 1
    #23615069 - 09/05/16 03:07 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.


Edited by PatrickKn (09/05/16 03:21 PM)


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23615105 - 09/05/16 03:20 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Apostle said:
The best way to minimize those chances would be not driving drunk.





Not all with alcohol in their system are drunk.  The best way to minimize those chances would be to know how to drive properly, unlike the hordes ov people eye witness pretty much every day who clearly do not.


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: lavod]
    #23615119 - 09/05/16 03:24 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Are you trying to justify killing someone while drink driving?

I would rather hug you then pat you on the back as you made your way to the chair. :headbanger:


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: lavod]
    #23615124 - 09/05/16 03:26 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:wave: Hi Lavod!

Great to see you posting . How are you brother ?

Last I heard from you you were on deaths door with some nightmarish health crisis you were dealing with.

Has your health improved?


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: lavod]
    #23615125 - 09/05/16 03:27 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

How'd you get pulled over if you were not driving like a drunk?


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: lavod]
    #23615128 - 09/05/16 03:28 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I  think we need an overhaul on field sobriety tests that determine whethrr or not you are "dui".

An example would be if you can perform a specific set of tests then how can they say you are "to drunk to drive?" If i can navigate a dmv trainers course with .09 intoxication level and carry out whatever else they request, then am i really to drunk to drive? Or do i handle liquor more responsibly then the average bear?


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: lavod] * 2
    #23615134 - 09/05/16 03:29 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Sounds like jail would be the perfect opportunity to get all the snuggles you need.


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: Apostle]
    #23615136 - 09/05/16 03:30 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Apostle said:
How'd you get pulled over if you were not driving like a drunk?



I've been pulled over for a bad taillight in the past, the cop decided to call for a k9 to search me and the k9 was supposedly "to busy" and he let me go.

When i got out and looked at the taillight it was perfectly fine. I even smacked it a few times in case he caught it flickering. Nothing.


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: Love_spirit]
    #23615141 - 09/05/16 03:32 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:ilold:


@lusID that's fucked up. i've heard they have some pretty shady tactics they use at dui checkpoints too where they get their Dog to make false signals in order to search your vehicle.


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: Apostle]
    #23615157 - 09/05/16 03:37 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Apostle said:
:ilold:


@lusID that's fucked up. i've heard they have some pretty shady tactics they use at dui checkpoints too where they get their Dog to make false signals in order to search your vehicle.



I think k9 signaling should (not be used at all but that ain't gonna happen) be universally understood.


What is a signal?

The dog going fucking nuts barking?

My dog does this when a car drives by

The dog stops wagging it's tail?

Poor thing can't wag forever.

It sits down?

Dogs sit without finding drugs.

What signals a hit? A cop could just say "oh he growled at you, time to search your car.

If it became a national standard that everyone knew that say "dog sits, point nose in air and howls 3 times" then this would combat a lot of shady practice.

That is assuming they don't just train the dog to do this when the cop scratches his nose and pats his head.


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: Apostle] * 1
    #23615166 - 09/05/16 03:41 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Apostle said:
:ilold:


@lusID that's fucked up. i've heard they have some pretty shady tactics they use at dui checkpoints too where they get their Dog to make false signals in order to search your vehicle.



I've been pulled over before, cop swore up and down that she smelled marijuana. I wasn't even smoking at the time, nor had I ever done so in that vehicle. They called a dog, sure enough the dog signaled that there were drugs in the car (there weren't, nor had there ever been).

They spent the next 45 minutes searching the vehicle. I was nervous, because I thought they might plant something if they were willing to go that far as to get a false positive. They told me I was good to go though, not before giving me a speeding ticket for going 4-9 miles over. Assholes.


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23615179 - 09/05/16 03:45 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Apostle said:
How'd you get pulled over if you were not driving like a drunk?




In '14 i was arrested for a dui because i was looking at my cell phone while stopped at a red light.  He smelled the alcohol on me after he pulled me over for the cell phone offense.  There's one example.


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:wave: Hi Lavod!

Great to see you posting . How are you brother ?

Last I heard from you you were on deaths door with some nightmarish health crisis you were dealing with.

Has your health improved?




Hi and thanks!  I did have a terrible sickness for which i went untreated since the doctors did not care to address it or diagnose me since i have no medical insurance as well as 'drug and alcohol abuse' on my record.  I also withdrew from alcohol near the tail end ov the sickness which resulted in some craziness, along with the PPIs i was wrongfully prescribed which gave me even more nasty side effects.  Now, with the exception ov some muscle issues i am in good health.  I have drank a few times since the last WD, but i am able to abstain most ov the time and do not have terrible effects when i stop.



 
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Electric Wizard21 said:
Are you trying to justify killing someone while drink driving?

I would rather hug you then pat you on the back as you made your way to the chair. :headbanger:




Are you trying to justify your tasteless second line with your straw man?


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23615187 - 09/05/16 03:48 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

PatrickKn said:
Quote:

Apostle said:
:ilold:


@lusID that's fucked up. i've heard they have some pretty shady tactics they use at dui checkpoints too where they get their Dog to make false signals in order to search your vehicle.



I've been pulled over before, cop swore up and down that she smelled marijuana. I wasn't even smoking at the time, nor had I ever done so in that vehicle. They called a dog, sure enough the dog signaled that there were drugs in the car (there weren't, nor had there ever been).

They spent the next 45 minutes searching the vehicle. I was nervous, because I thought they might plant something if they were willing to go that far as to get a false positive. They told me I was good to go though, not before giving me a speeding ticket for going 4-9 miles over. Assholes.



Hey, don't call them assholes. They were only doing it to protect you. :shrug:


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #23615321 - 09/05/16 04:38 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

One does not simply.. Spell Of correctly. :andyistic:


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #23615330 - 09/05/16 04:42 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

LuSiD enthusiast said:
I  think we need an overhaul on field sobriety tests that determine whethrr or not you are "dui".

An example would be if you can perform a specific set of tests then how can they say you are "to drunk to drive?" If i can navigate a dmv trainers course with .09 intoxication level and carry out whatever else they request, then am i really to drunk to drive? Or do i handle liquor more responsibly then the average bear?




That doesn't make sense.

Everyone thinks they can drive drunk, it rightly isn't up to them to decide.


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23615370 - 09/05/16 04:58 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

OP, if you want to destroy your life because you can't control your drinking, that's your choice. Once you get behind the wheel, you are messing with other people's lives.

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no matter the responsible actions taken to minimize the chance ov harm to innocent people,




The responsible action is not drinking and driving or street racing :facepalm:


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: koods]
    #23615373 - 09/05/16 04:59 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe he subconsciously wants to kill.


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: shadyy] * 1
    #23615427 - 09/05/16 05:14 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

He just thinks he drives fine after a few drinks, or driving 80 down a city street - just like every person who has ever killed someone drunk driving or racing.


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: koods]
    #23615439 - 09/05/16 05:18 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
He just thinks he drives fine after a few drinks, or driving 80 down a city street - just like every person who has ever killed someone drunk driving or racing.




Well put


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: koods]
    #23615586 - 09/05/16 05:55 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

glad you are doing so much better now Lavod !

Way to go cutting back the drinking !

Keep it up bro


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23615717 - 09/05/16 06:27 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I'd give you a hug OP. I fucking LOVE hugging people. Big bear hugs are one of the best parts of human interaction IMO.


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: koods]
    #23615773 - 09/05/16 06:43 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Stop thinking about my penis koods


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23615781 - 09/05/16 06:45 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Wrong thread


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: koods]
    #23615795 - 09/05/16 06:51 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Lol ok wait what?!

You have to be kidding me.

I made this same post in this thread about An hour ago "stop thinking about my penis koods" but I ninja edited it like ten seconds later to say "glad you are feelin better Lavod" instead

Then I saw you post "thinking about penis again " in the news headline thread. So I assumed you must have seen my original post here in the ten seconds before the ninja edit and so I put this post back here again.

So if you made that post "thinking about penis again " Without seeing my original post in this thread then you and I have an uncanny psychic penis connection :eek:


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23615885 - 09/05/16 07:13 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

So, you're thinking about me thinking about your penis all by yourself.


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: koods]
    #23615912 - 09/05/16 07:19 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

But you need to tell me- did you or did you not see my
Previous post in this thread saying "koods stop thinking about my penis " before you made the post "thinking about penis again"  in the other thread ?!

Because if you did, it makes no sense for you to have said "wrong thread" here

But if not, it's unfathomable that you would have made that "thinking about Penis again " post for unrelated reasons ...

Seriously dude that is straight up paranormal level telepathy we just had there !

Like, legit psychic intuition / mind meld ...


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23615941 - 09/05/16 07:25 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I didn't see that. Total psychic connection.


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: koods]
    #23615950 - 09/05/16 07:26 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

We've totally detailed this thread, but I doubt OP minds


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: koods]
    #23615962 - 09/05/16 07:28 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

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So, you're thinking about me thinking about your penis all by yourself.




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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: qman]
    #23616001 - 09/05/16 07:35 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

OP should be punished


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23616017 - 09/05/16 07:38 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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OP should be punished



By being locked in a room with you and seven cats for three days.


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23616038 - 09/05/16 07:44 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

lol that would be quite the educational experience for Sheekle.


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: koods]
    #23616046 - 09/05/16 07:46 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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So, you're thinking about me thinking about your penis all by yourself.




This is getting deep

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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23616066 - 09/05/16 07:52 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

That's what moonshoe said


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: koods]
    #23616160 - 09/05/16 08:18 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I can't think of a drunk driving situation that doesn't imperil others. I don't think it merits jailtime or even arrest, especially for a first offender, but revocation of driving privileges seems like a good solution.


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: koods]
    #23616176 - 09/05/16 08:24 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Seriously dude as a mod you can probably go back and check it yourself and see... thats some crazy shit right there!

I have had a lot of telepathic stuff like that throughout my life but thats right up there with them, plus one of the funniest of them :lol:


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: lavod]
    #23616753 - 09/06/16 01:03 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

We cannot proceed. 
You have read only privileges for this forum.


Based on who you are, as we all know you so well.


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: lavod]
    #23617636 - 09/06/16 10:00 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Of with his head.

Drink driving is wrong. It is nothing like being homo, or liking certain stuff.

Stop being a killer and expecting nothing to happen.

Jerk off....:lol:
(directed to no one.)


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23617720 - 09/06/16 10:32 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Haha yeah, i'm a killer all right.  I jerk off as you suggest and murder all those potential children.  Thanks for your sig though.  It fits perfectly as my response to those who want to put me in jail, most ov which i have little doubt are hypocrites who are not only shitty drivers but have driven tired or on drugs as long as they are'nt alcohol.

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I'm sick of all you hypocrites
Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away




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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: lavod]
    #23617769 - 09/06/16 10:56 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Sunday night there was a meet an some random pedestrian was ran over and mangled. I saw on like 6 snap chats of the old mans arm an leg just chillin in the street. The driver is facing manslaughter 2 and DUI


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: lavod]
    #23617774 - 09/06/16 10:58 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I've certainly never driven drunk or intoxicated

The worst drivers in my observation are the people who think they drive better than everyone else, they tend to drive with some kind of sense of entitlement, its a very common attitude. "Well I can do this, because I'm special."

I'm in favor of revoking driving privileges and impounding vehicles
Arrest only if things are getting really reckless


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: lavod]
    #23617836 - 09/06/16 11:19 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Yes my sig is cool.

If I said, driving review with a month of driving lessons...would that be better than jail? I reckon most people would opt for that.

Jail seems very strong. Unless that person had a history of drink driving...which could not be proved unless they were convicted for every time.  :thumbup:

New drivers do have a tendency to race, sadly young males. :shrug:


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23617859 - 09/06/16 11:26 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

snuggles :bjlips:  :fonda:


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23618044 - 09/06/16 12:30 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Electric Wizard21 said:

If I said, driving review with a month of driving lessons...would that be better than jail? I reckon most people would opt for that.




A slap on the wrist for recklessly endangering people's lives?

They already failed the driving review by racing or drunk driving, I'd opt for suspending driving privileges for at least a year for first offenders.
This shits real, pedestrians and law abiding drivers die or are maimed all the time over this.
All the fucking time.

By driving drunk or illegally racing, one already proves they are too irresponsible to handle a 2000'lb vehicle capable of going over 100mph.
Let alone decide how much is too much alcohol, or where and when its "safe" to race off track.
None, nowhere, never.


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23618208 - 09/06/16 01:12 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I didn't mean it in that context. If you read my previous posts you will see I am against drink driving and all for capital punishment.
What I'm saying is if people were given the choice they would choose the easy way.


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Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away




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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: lavod]
    #23618231 - 09/06/16 01:17 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I think the punishments we have aren't bad, although I don't think people should lose their licence for a first offense or anything.

I do think that if you have a crazy amount of DUIs, like 10, then yeah, clearly nothing else has convinced you to not drink and drive, so let's see if jail convinces you to not drink and drive.

Or you could just not drink and drive.

Partially I think punishment should vary depending on just how shitfaced you are. There's a big difference between a driver that's had a couple versus a driver who is completely shitfaced. That shitfaced guy is much more of a danger, and his punishments should be more severe than a guy who is barely over the limit.


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Re: Would you rather give me snuggles or have me incarcerated? [Re: nooneman] * 1
    #23618489 - 09/06/16 02:34 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

DUI's are tried with the first time offender almost always getting off without jail time unless there was an accident with injury or your blood alcohol was over the .20 mark.

I am all for jail time to repeat offenders after given a chance....I think there was a study done once that said pretty much that about 95% of the people who get their second DUI are either currently alcoholic or they become one. Treatment is a good idea if the offender wants to stop but usually they take treatment as a way to show the courts that you mean business....smoke and mirrors...with no real intention of stopping.

I am speaking from experience...I've had multiple DUI's and was pretty much like OP because I never had an accident and my blood alcohol never got over .20. Truth was that the DUI's were just a symptom of my shitty alcoholic life..I was a liar, a cheat and a thief and couldn't be trusted. It took jail time in Baltimore City  to finally make a decision to stop drinking...almost 18 years ago and it was the best decision of my life. There is no doubt in my mind that I would be dead right now had I continued like I was...and, more than likely, would have taken someone with me.
Jail is a good thing for an alcoholic that will not stop drinking and driving....treatment should be offered AFTER the jail time for repeat offenders.


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