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OfflineElectric Wizard21
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Sex Kittens
    #23614957 - 09/05/16 02:16 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Where are all the sex kittens at? I'm talking beta program baby, yeah full blown banging 9-5 for a life that starts in C and ends in K.

Who else has seen them? I'm talking Hollywood being the prime example. Look at the fucking symbols in movies and tell me you ain't freakin? :eek:



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I'm sick of all you hypocrites
Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away




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InvisibleCookieCrumbsM
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Re: Sex Kittens [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23614979 - 09/05/16 02:27 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Movies are not a good reflection of reality.


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OfflineElectric Wizard21
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Re: Sex Kittens [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23614995 - 09/05/16 02:34 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Yes I know. Sex kittens are real though.


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I'm sick of all you hypocrites
Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away




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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Sex Kittens [Re: Electric Wizard21] * 1
    #23615195 - 09/05/16 03:53 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I pulled this from urban dictionary just in case anyone was wondering.

Quote:

sex kitten
Usually a young, sweet, cute looking girl, but who ooze's sex appeal and who is most probably a lot less innocent than they look. They are usually very flirty and playful.




Yes, i'm confused too.:shrug:


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Offlinemusiclover420
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Re: Sex Kittens [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23615481 - 09/05/16 05:29 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Electric Wizard21 said:
Yes I know. Sex kittens are real though.




Yes they are:



Am I the only one who was expecting some pics like that? :lol:


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Don't worry about me, I've got all that I need. And I'm singing my song to the sky

You know how it feels, With the breeze of the sun in your eyes. Not minding that time's passing by

I've got all and more, My smile, just as before. Is all that I carry with me

I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free



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InvisibleJokeshopbeard
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Re: Sex Kittens [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23615688 - 09/05/16 06:21 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Electric Wizard21 said:
Where are all the sex kittens at?



Do you really think they would come to the Shroomery?


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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OfflineBjorn_Stormcrow
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Re: Sex Kittens [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23616175 - 09/05/16 08:23 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Psh Everyone knows there are no women in the shroomery.


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OfflineRedBalloon
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Re: Sex Kittens [Re: musiclover420]
    #23616330 - 09/05/16 09:10 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

musiclover420 said:
Quote:

Electric Wizard21 said:
Yes I know. Sex kittens are real though.




Yes they are:



Am I the only one who was expecting some pics like that? :lol:



:blush:


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i like to keep it mello, ya i keep it mello, i like to keep it mellow, ya i keep it mello, i like to keep it mello

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Re: Sex Kittens [Re: RedBalloon]
    #23616420 - 09/05/16 09:44 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Nya Nya nyu owwwwww

Quit jillin off to akame


Edited by Lucy9 (09/05/16 09:47 PM)


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Re: Sex Kittens [Re: Lucy9]
    #23616452 - 09/05/16 10:04 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

You should've ate the napkin.


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Re: Sex Kittens [Re: Dark_Star] * 2
    #23616468 - 09/05/16 10:09 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Wizard, your post took me like 5 minutes to descipher.

Is this some new hip lingo I am missing out on?


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OfflineLucy9
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Re: Sex Kittens [Re: Dark_Star]
    #23616474 - 09/05/16 10:14 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

https://myspace.com/unitedunionofme/music/songs

Please go to this page and listen to T3h N4pk1n


Edited by Lucy9 (09/05/16 10:16 PM)


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OfflineElectric Wizard21
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Re: Sex Kittens [Re: morrowasted]
    #23617043 - 09/06/16 05:37 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

musiclover420 said:
Quote:

Electric Wizard21 said:
Yes I know. Sex kittens are real though.




Yes they are:



Am I the only one who was expecting some pics like that? :lol:




Wow, she has something fuckable about her. The tail.

Quote:

morrowasted said:
Wizard, your post took me like 5 minutes to descipher.

Is this some new hip lingo I am missing out on?




I'm referring to the mind control program that programs sex kittens aka beta slaves.


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I'm sick of all you hypocrites
Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away




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