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InvisibleModestMouse
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Controversial news headline * 11
    #23612430 - 09/04/16 07:32 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Divisive political stance


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InvisiblePatrickKn
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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: ModestMouse] * 12
    #23612439 - 09/04/16 07:34 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Witty comment lamenting at your stupidity.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: PatrickKn] * 2
    #23612476 - 09/04/16 07:47 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

skaaaaagggggggggggggggggggg


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InvisibleJokeshopbeard
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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Cowb0yNeal00] * 4
    #23612482 - 09/04/16 07:49 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Some shit about rule #4.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23612483 - 09/04/16 07:50 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

no jokesbeard. u make stupid threads all the time man. :feelsoldman:


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Cowb0yNeal00] * 4
    #23612492 - 09/04/16 07:53 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Yes Neal. I bow humbly to your skills.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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Invisiblesomething super extreme
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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: ModestMouse] * 8
    #23612504 - 09/04/16 07:59 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

a shitpost

an acerbic graem to punctuate my boundless scorn for your thread


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: something super extreme]
    #23612507 - 09/04/16 08:00 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Appreciation for said shitpost making me laugh.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23612509 - 09/04/16 08:00 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

lol jokesbeard


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InvisibleJokeshopbeard
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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Cowb0yNeal00] * 3
    #23612512 - 09/04/16 08:01 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Bemused comment in retort.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23612516 - 09/04/16 08:02 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

illl poop on ur face


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Invisibledemiu5
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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 2
    #23612530 - 09/04/16 08:06 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
Bemused comment in retort.





i unnigged you only to find you not doing your job.......


:lockdance:


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InvisibleJokeshopbeard
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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: demiu5]
    #23612543 - 09/04/16 08:09 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I'm too exhausted tonight to do any kind of job (he says, sitting at his desk loooking after billion dollar clients) tonight. I just want to laugh, and then go to bed sometime in the none too distant future. I miss my bed.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23612547 - 09/04/16 08:10 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Thank you for unigging me though man, I've been hoping you would. I look forward to interactions.

....and now I'm being waaaay to literal for this thread.

Some comment about anus.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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Invisibledemiu5
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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23612567 - 09/04/16 08:15 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
Thank you for unigging me though man, I've been hoping you would. I look forward to interactions.

....and now I'm being waaaay to literal for this thread.

Some comment about anus.





i wouldn't count on it lasting too long


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: demiu5]
    #23612576 - 09/04/16 08:16 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Well, that just ruined my whole fucking evening. I hope you're proud of yourself.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23612586 - 09/04/16 08:18 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
Well, that just ruined my whole fucking evening. I hope you're proud of yourself.





if you allowed one little ole comment from little ole me to ruin your evening then you have issues beyond what i already imagined


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: demiu5] * 5
    #23612592 - 09/04/16 08:20 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

demiu5 said:
Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
Well, that just ruined my whole fucking evening. I hope you're proud of yourself.





if you allowed one little ole comment from little ole me to ruin your evening then you have issues beyond what i already imagined





massively butthurt derail from unnoticed but tenured poster


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: demiu5]
    #23612597 - 09/04/16 08:21 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:zombie6:


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: demiu5]
    #23612598 - 09/04/16 08:21 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Man, I leave a trail of issues in my wake wherever I go. Like a veritable tsunami of diarrhea.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23612599 - 09/04/16 08:22 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

So what is this headline anyway?


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23612601 - 09/04/16 08:22 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I've gotten 8 new ignores just this week.


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InvisiblezZZz
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Re: obey [Re: demiu5]
    #23612604 - 09/04/16 08:23 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

obey


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: something super extreme] * 2
    #23612615 - 09/04/16 08:25 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

something super extreme said:
I've gotten 8 new ignores just this week.



Headline: 9/10 people who ignore fail at life.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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Invisibledemiu5
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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23612766 - 09/04/16 09:08 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
Like a veritable tsunami of diarrhea.





welcome to being human


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: demiu5]
    #23612777 - 09/04/16 09:11 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Thanks man. It only dawned upon me a few years ago what a cunt of a blessing it is to be one.

Does that count as a Controversial news headline?


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23612787 - 09/04/16 09:16 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Thinly veiled race-baiting statement.


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InvisiblePatrickKn
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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Apostle]
    #23612791 - 09/04/16 09:17 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

9/11 was bad


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Invisibledemiu5
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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23612796 - 09/04/16 09:18 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
Thanks man. It only dawned upon me a few years ago what a cunt of a blessing it is to be one.

Does that count as a Controversial news headline?






i can think of many other species i'd prefer to be.  but ultimately, we have it goddamned easy. 


while i like "cunt of a blessing", i don't think it counts as a headline, let alone controversial.  but a tsunami of diarrhea would be a headline, for sure


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23612800 - 09/04/16 09:19 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Personal Attack on the character of anyone who disagrees with me without providing any support for my ideas.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Apostle]
    #23612801 - 09/04/16 09:19 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Apostle said:
Thinly veiled race-baiting statement.



Preparation for koods & pris to retort to said statement.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23612806 - 09/04/16 09:21 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Pre-emptive strike on Koods strawman.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: demiu5]
    #23612808 - 09/04/16 09:22 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

demiu5 said:
i can think of many other species i'd prefer to be.



Like a broccolilocks? What is one of that those things anyway?


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Apostle]
    #23612809 - 09/04/16 09:22 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

My dick is a long as a bus and as thin as a hair


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Apostle]
    #23612811 - 09/04/16 09:22 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Apostle said:
Pre-emptive strike on Koods strawman.



Mental preparation to remove myself from this thread and never look back.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23612820 - 09/04/16 09:24 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

attempt to coax you back into the conversation by pretending we don't take any of this seriously.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23612824 - 09/04/16 09:24 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
Quote:

demiu5 said:
i can think of many other species i'd prefer to be.



Like a broccolilocks? What is one of that those things anyway?





they're extinct.  though there are probably pictures in circulation.





Quote:

Apostle said:
attempt to coax you back into the conversation by pretending we don't take any of this seriously.





:seriousbusiness:


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: demiu5] * 1
    #23612827 - 09/04/16 09:26 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

demiu5 said:
they're extinct.  though there are probably pictures in circulation.



All I get is this:



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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23612851 - 09/04/16 09:34 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Obligatory comment to signal that I am still in the conversation despite having no clue what we're talking about.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23612859 - 09/04/16 09:36 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Some statement that acknowledges your continued involvement.

Also, some statement about why koods and pris have not yet appeared, being as this is a controversial topic and all.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23612903 - 09/04/16 09:51 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Post further derailing thread about green vegetable


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: 404]
    #23612927 - 09/04/16 09:59 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Additional derail regarding how terrible this thread is becoming, and how I wish to eat unicorn flesh right now.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23613146 - 09/04/16 11:15 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Tangentially related anecdote.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Bjorn_Stormcrow]
    #23613153 - 09/04/16 11:18 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Tragically unfunny comment to try and keep this thread alive a while longer


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23613163 - 09/04/16 11:21 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

opportunistic attempt at a joke at your expense.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Apostle]
    #23613170 - 09/04/16 11:24 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Self depreciating comment following on from your psychological flagellation


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 2
    #23613175 - 09/04/16 11:25 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Masturbation joke


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Bjorn_Stormcrow]
    #23613178 - 09/04/16 11:27 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Display of Mock disgust to try and fit in with the 'normal' posters.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Bjorn_Stormcrow]
    #23613182 - 09/04/16 11:28 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Highly inappropriate comment about my sudden desire to masturbate furiously


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Apostle]
    #23613186 - 09/04/16 11:30 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

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Display of Mock disgust to try and fit in with the 'normal' posters.



Quoting said display and a strongly worded denial of any possibility of you ever being 'normal'


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23613195 - 09/04/16 11:34 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

unauthentic-ally Light hearted concession of my degenerate ways while trying to hide the shame i feel inside.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23613198 - 09/04/16 11:35 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Out of character shit posting in a pathetic attempt to remain relevant


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Apostle]
    #23613199 - 09/04/16 11:35 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Empathetic comment regarding the fact that we all have within us degenerate desires


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    #23613207 - 09/04/16 11:37 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Enthusiastic support for degenerates


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Bjorn_Stormcrow]
    #23613208 - 09/04/16 11:37 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Ulfrick said:
Out of character shit posting in a pathetic attempt to remain relevant



A desperately unwitty response regarding the fact that as long as sVs is with us, your shitposting will always be second rate


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 2
    #23613211 - 09/04/16 11:38 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
Quote:

Ulfrick said:
Out of character shit posting in a pathetic attempt to remain relevant



A desperately unwitty response regarding the fact that as long as sVs is with us, your shitposting will always be second rate




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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23613212 - 09/04/16 11:38 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Hesitant feeding of the troll despite wanting it to starve.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23613217 - 09/04/16 11:39 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Question regarding to which particular troll you refer


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23613224 - 09/04/16 11:43 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Fishing for a ban that i secretly hope i don't get by berating Prisoner#1 and/or Asante out of habit


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Apostle] * 1
    #23613229 - 09/04/16 11:44 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Answer regarding the troll I was referring to.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Apostle]
    #23613238 - 09/04/16 11:47 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

A kindly offer of a ban to make us both feel better about life.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: PatrickKn] * 2
    #23613240 - 09/04/16 11:47 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

graemlin post indicating that i think we should consider banning the above poster.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Apostle] * 1
    #23613244 - 09/04/16 11:49 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Unwillingness to break character just to clear up the ensuing confusion.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Apostle]
    #23613246 - 09/04/16 11:49 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Question regarding the possibility of banning myself in the hope that it might make someone feel better about life.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23613249 - 09/04/16 11:51 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Affirmative statement


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23613261 - 09/04/16 11:56 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

affirmation under the pretense of agreeing with your reasoning but really just wanting to see someone get banned.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Apostle]
    #23613269 - 09/05/16 12:01 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Poll for the top five members who would be most suitable for a good banning.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23613274 - 09/05/16 12:02 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Laughter when i realize that one poster was voted into all five spots


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Apostle] * 2
    #23613291 - 09/05/16 12:05 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Obligatory comment about invalid poll


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Bjorn_Stormcrow]
    #23613299 - 09/05/16 12:08 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Profuse apology for the fact that I forgot to include STAL. Slightly afraid comment that Idiotek will want to see my head roll for this heinous oversight.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23613668 - 09/05/16 03:40 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Statement about the sadness I feel right now when I see that no one else has provided further witty contributions for my to laugh at.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23613671 - 09/05/16 03:42 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Musing about how if you had gone through with that self banning earlier you would not have to see this thread. Thus your sadness is of your own making.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Bjorn_Stormcrow]
    #23613678 - 09/05/16 03:48 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Semi melting post about the fact things aren't going the way I want, followed by a slowly devolving rant followed by a full blown tantrum because I know you are right. Attempt at self banning thwarted by the following message:

'For security reasons moderators and administrators cannot be banned with this script.'

Tears and sadness are close at hand. Decisive statement about the fact that I am now gonna wank myself silly, using my tears as lubrication.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23613681 - 09/05/16 03:50 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Only semi-facetious comment about wanting to watch.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Bjorn_Stormcrow]
    #23613694 - 09/05/16 03:59 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Controversial news headline regarding the fact that I have filmed it and forced old ladies and the mentally handicapped to watch it after tying them to chairs and equipping them with those devices that hold their eyelids open.

Public outrage ensues, with rioting and pockets of voilence springing up around the community.

Court date TBA, lengthy prison sentence expected.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23614128 - 09/05/16 08:50 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Cringe picture to show my reaction to your post.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: The Cheshire Cat]
    #23614146 - 09/05/16 09:01 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

post about my bowel movement and accompanied gaseous emissions


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: something super extreme]
    #23614159 - 09/05/16 09:07 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Derisive comment about the sinking quality of shroomery posts.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Bjorn_Stormcrow] * 1
    #23614169 - 09/05/16 09:11 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

smug retort

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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Bjorn_Stormcrow]
    #23614187 - 09/05/16 09:25 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Reminder that you're in the pub


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: 404]
    #23614202 - 09/05/16 09:33 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Poorly authored and irrelevant comment about an experience at a festival


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23614206 - 09/05/16 09:36 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

conspiracy theory post mixed with pseudospiritualism and a confused hodgepodge of alternative religious beliefs

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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: something super extreme]
    #23614328 - 09/05/16 10:26 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Post containing alternative holistic herbal remedy Milk Thistle cure-all for paranoid delusions


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: 404]
    #23614357 - 09/05/16 10:38 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

obviously insecure about my penis comment regarding the ethics of foreskin


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23614653 - 09/05/16 12:23 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

knows everyone thinks I got into thread because last post had the word penis in it.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: koods]
    #23614751 - 09/05/16 01:02 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Waits for better explanation as to why you joined in


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Apostle]
    #23615304 - 09/05/16 04:33 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Breaks the ice


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: zZZz]
    #23615307 - 09/05/16 04:34 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Berates previous poster for adding nothing useful to conversation/gravedigging


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23615351 - 09/05/16 04:52 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

vapid reply to first post on page 5 indicating that i have not read this thread at all


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: ballsalsa]
    #23615367 - 09/05/16 04:57 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Graem indicating that i have just put the above poster on ignore when really i just wanted to post a gram indicating that i put him on ignore while not actually doing so.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Apostle]
    #23615377 - 09/05/16 05:00 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Douchebag post favoring an incompetent presidential candidate whilst insulting the sexual-potential of those who favor the alternative


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23615387 - 09/05/16 05:04 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Image showing said Candidate riding a giant eagle while firing a machine gun and then a few words about how cool you are for also supporting him.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Apostle]
    #23615393 - 09/05/16 05:06 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Angst


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: zZZz]
    #23615398 - 09/05/16 05:07 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

feigned empathy


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Apostle] * 1
    #23615402 - 09/05/16 05:09 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

A vaguely related post involving a handful of half-effective herbal remedies and snake oil type chemicals.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23615411 - 09/05/16 05:11 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Obligatory Jab at moonshoe whenever such things are mentioned


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23615621 - 09/05/16 06:06 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I see you are firing the Shitgun today. :smirk:


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    #23615631 - 09/05/16 06:08 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

C-C-Combo breaker!!!


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Apostle]
    #23615661 - 09/05/16 06:14 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Words of bitter disappointment about how nobody has added anything of value to this clearly valuable thread.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: ModestMouse] * 3
    #23615743 - 09/05/16 06:35 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Tedious essay length post with elaborate vocabulary.

Generic eastern spiritual aphorisms.

Good advice that you didn't ask for and makes you feel condescended to.

Milk Thistle.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Moonshoe] * 1
    #23615748 - 09/05/16 06:37 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Thinking about penis again


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: koods]
    #23615784 - 09/05/16 06:45 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Words to the effect that YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG koods


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: koods]
    #23615856 - 09/05/16 07:07 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Thinking about penis again



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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
    #23615876 - 09/05/16 07:12 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

post which sarcastically greets Neal


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23615888 - 09/05/16 07:14 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

we say hi to each other in some threads jokesbeard. relax bud.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
    #23615895 - 09/05/16 07:15 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Words to the effect that I am in fact supremely relaxed right now, along with some that acknowledge your tendency to do the thing you said above.

Further words about how this is not the time of the thread for it.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Cowb0yNeal00] * 1
    #23615897 - 09/05/16 07:16 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Chastises user above me for not catching on to the trend


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23615938 - 09/05/16 07:24 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Jokeshopbeard said:
Words to the effect that I am in fact supremely relaxed right now, along with some that acknowledge your tendency to do the thing you said above.

Further words about how this is not the time of the thread for it.



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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Apostle]
    #23615944 - 09/05/16 07:25 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Poll asking if I should be truly sorry for my ignorance


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 2
    #23615949 - 09/05/16 07:26 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

STAL


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23615957 - 09/05/16 07:27 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Statement, said with a hint of dissapointment, about how you shouldn't give a fuck what anyone thinks followed by a suggestion that you continue on with whatever it was that upset them.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Apostle] * 2
    #23615964 - 09/05/16 07:28 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Post clearly intended for a different thread but left here out of negligence and general intoxication


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Apostle]
    #23615966 - 09/05/16 07:29 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Futile attempt to get the thread back on topic.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23615989 - 09/05/16 07:33 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

further attempts to derail and stifle your efforts


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Apostle]
    #23616005 - 09/05/16 07:35 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

A bold and vulgar suggestion that everyone vacates the thread


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23616009 - 09/05/16 07:36 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

i actually like u guys :hug:


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Apostle]
    #23616012 - 09/05/16 07:37 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Words of thanks for everyone's participation in this thread due to how many times I've nearly fallen off my chair laughing, followed by soppy comment about how I love you all.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 4
    #23647985 - 09/15/16 04:12 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Inappropriate necro post.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Bjorn_Stormcrow]
    #23648182 - 09/15/16 05:27 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Shitty meme about this thread coming back from the dead.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23648193 - 09/15/16 05:30 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Irrelevant spam from out of left field


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: ModestMouse] * 1
    #23648840 - 09/15/16 09:22 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Ridiculing remarks about the irrelevant spam. Memes to enforce ridicules.
Random spoliers to hide Memes


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: The Cheshire Cat]
    #23649502 - 09/16/16 03:54 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

mediocre satire


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: zZZz]
    #23649511 - 09/16/16 04:02 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

You guys are way too meta for me.

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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23649773 - 09/16/16 07:41 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

emotionally charged statement against censored shitpost


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23649999 - 09/16/16 09:35 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

statement of ridicule against the doubters, disbelievers and shit posters


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23650007 - 09/16/16 09:42 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Mediocre joke post that subliminally comments on the meta nature of the thread and a shoutout to another user I have a beef with.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23650126 - 09/16/16 10:36 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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statement of ridicule against the doubters, disbelievers and shit posters




reply implying a desire to stroke pris' cock


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Bjorn_Stormcrow] * 4
    #23650186 - 09/16/16 11:03 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Off topic post from SWIM asking for a drug ID on a white power and a couple square pieces of blank paper.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Supachopped719]
    #23650643 - 09/16/16 02:24 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Inside joke about junkie cop dry smashing your jenkem box.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Supachopped719]
    #23651016 - 09/16/16 05:20 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

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Off topic post from SWIM asking for a drug ID on a white power and a couple square pieces of blank paper.



EDIT: of said post, citing rule #6: No drug ID requests, while secretly hiding the shame I feel that I must enforce said rules due to being a moderator.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23673307 - 09/24/16 08:53 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Explicit image of prolific user from yore


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23673333 - 09/24/16 09:10 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Question regarding where and what prolific user from yore is doing with his life.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23674296 - 09/24/16 03:19 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Question asking WTF 'yore' even means, or if it has in fact any context in this truly wonderful thread at all...


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23818981 - 11/10/16 09:44 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Political spill-over post election


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23819022 - 11/10/16 09:54 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Lame joke that betrays a large amount of hurt in the butt.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23819036 - 11/10/16 09:57 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Generic complaint about the over abundance of political threads, and the hyper-inflation / devaluation of political memes


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
    #23819066 - 11/10/16 10:04 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Cowb0yNeal00 said:
skaaaaagggggggggggggggggggg



Quote:

Cowb0yNeal00 said:
no jokesbeard. u make stupid threads all the time man. :feelsoldman:



Quote:

Cowb0yNeal00 said:
illl poop on ur face



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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23819079 - 11/10/16 10:07 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Hahah


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
    #23819156 - 11/10/16 10:27 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Post showing affection for Neal, accepting that I have been a bit of a prick in the past, and apologising to him for it.

Followed by a few lines that insinuate that the world has gone fucking bonkers lately, and that I feel Sheekle should be banned for 21 days exactly because of it, since he is only adding to the confused and muddled mindset that let Trump get elected by posting constant meaningless crap that just confuses people and has no real point. Like Trump.

TRUMP = President = Ban Sheekle = Webster's ego has inflated to epic proportions = Sheekle and Webster should 3 way with Trump, or at least get gay with each other.

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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23819168 - 11/10/16 10:29 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

shitpost.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: akira_akuma]
    #23819208 - 11/10/16 10:41 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Mine or yours?

Reminder that I hold the bankstick here, and I'm sleep deprived and drunk. Admittance that I should be ashamed for thinking that way, let alone saying it, along with reminder I'm sleep deprived and drunk.

Invite to discuss in PM, which I know we've both enjoyed before.

Shout to MM for reviving this true gem of a thread.

Comment regarding how fucking irresponsible I'm being by even making this post.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23819231 - 11/10/16 10:48 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Reminder that the word "I" when referring to oneself is looked down on and makes for a bad controversial headline. :megacrankey:


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23819253 - 11/10/16 10:53 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Even when 'I' have an opinion on said headline to share? Man, the rules of this game elude me suddenly.

I blame alcohol and sleep deprivation. Sorry, 'the entity that is writing this post' blames alcohol and sleep deprivation.

Musing on the fact that news headlines have a hidden agenda. Questioning what the agenda is here...


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23819561 - 11/10/16 12:03 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Incoherent meth-fueled account of a pizza delivery


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23819582 - 11/10/16 12:08 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Slightly more coherent accounts of the several times I've binged on meth in the last fortnigt.

Followed by a recital of my determined resolution not to buy any more stimulants before I leave this country.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #24311817 - 05/11/17 12:16 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

Uninformed partisan drivel that missed the boat


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: ModestMouse] * 2
    #24312535 - 05/11/17 05:37 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

Back-slapping congratulation for reviving the thread which caused me to laugh more than any other in Shroomery history.

Bad joke about a defibrillator.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #24312566 - 05/11/17 05:54 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

Not having or expressing your opinions even in the most appropriate context possible is so cool you guys


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    #24312570 - 05/11/17 05:57 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

You fuckers read news articles? And have opinions about them? And want to get a dialogue going about it? Fuck that shit. Life is all about playing it cool and never showing your hand.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: morrowasted] * 2
    #24312576 - 05/11/17 05:58 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

Pattern-breaking post rivaling the protocol and calling out its purveyors


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: morrowasted]
    #24312589 - 05/11/17 06:04 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

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You fuckers read news articles? And have opinions about them? And want to get a dialogue going about it? Fuck that shit.



Cutting remark about how I fucked that shit longer and harder than you could even dream of.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #24312730 - 05/11/17 06:55 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

An attempt to procure pictures of said action or else threatening to refuse the occurence of said action


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: ModestMouse] * 2
    #24312742 - 05/11/17 07:03 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

Hahaha this whole thread made me laugh :smile:


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: ModestMouse]
    #24312743 - 05/11/17 07:03 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

Production of pictures which clearly support my claims.

1. Shot of today's newspaper, penetrated and torn asunder by my (magnificent) penis:




2. Shot of my hand, in which a fresh turd is held, also penetrated by my penis:



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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #24312764 - 05/11/17 07:11 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

Obvious grasp to liquidate this threads popularity for personal gain


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: ModestMouse] * 1
    #24312777 - 05/11/17 07:18 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

Suggestion that we team up and split the profits, whilst gratuitously shafting everyone else in the process.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: ModestMouse]
    #24312808 - 05/11/17 07:30 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

Comment which arouses suspicion in your mind that I would also shaft you once our plan had come to fruition.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #25392025 - 08/16/18 10:07 AM (5 years, 5 months ago)

Long spun out diatribe involving several conspiracy theories somehow circling the entire thing back to Jewish people using weird YouTube videos.

Acknowledgement of long-standing moderators presence.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: ModestMouse]
    #25392052 - 08/16/18 10:21 AM (5 years, 5 months ago)

Fear of being shafted by another, less seasoned moderator who previously pronounced an off-color threat involving an agreement gone sour


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: ModestMouse]
    #25392054 - 08/16/18 10:22 AM (5 years, 5 months ago)

Heartfelt post about the dangers of amphetamine over-use, citing previous post as evidence.


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Re: Controversial news headline [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #25398637 - 08/19/18 01:54 PM (5 years, 5 months ago)

Butthurt excuse for past amphetamine abuse

Irrelevant poorly-clipped gif of popular modern television show with text on it.


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