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OfflineElectric Wizard21
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Official Improvisation Thread
    #23608345 - 09/03/16 03:04 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

So shroomery how creative are you? I'll start, feel free to wack the shit out of this.

I walk to the pub, outside the bouncers are waiting to reject me, fit women surround the door and there is a chance I'll get in. I approach.

What happens?


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I'm sick of all you hypocrites
Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away



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Re: Official Improvisation Thread [Re: Electric Wizard21] * 1
    #23608349 - 09/03/16 03:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

the women pull out they're dicks


oh no-

ur at a traeny night club!!!!!!

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Re: Official Improvisation Thread [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23608353 - 09/03/16 03:06 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

The bouncers do an ocular pat down. But when they eyeball my meat staff they decide to take it to the next level and strip me butt naked in front of everybody to do an anus search.

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Re: Official Improvisation Thread [Re: plasma]
    #23608376 - 09/03/16 03:13 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

something super extreme said:
the women pull out they're dicks


oh no-

ur at a traeny night club!!!!!!





Shit, better start walking like a trans. The cock smell is strong.

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plasma said:
The bouncers do an ocular pat down. But when they eyeball my meat staff they decide to take it to the next level and strip me butt naked in front of everybody to do an anus search.




Shit, the bouncers are gay as well. After the painful anus search surrounded by trannies I enter. The bar has a band and mixed sex staff. The lights are blue and the music is britney spears. What the fuck can I do? They are everywhere.


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I'm sick of all you hypocrites
Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away



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OfflineElectric Wizard21
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Re: Official Improvisation Thread [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23610813 - 09/04/16 10:01 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

This thread has done terribly.

Now Bernie Mac enters the room dressed like a ghost with a sheet over his head. The other guests can see the weight loss. He is a bit of a skeleton now.


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I'm sick of all you hypocrites
Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away



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Re: Official Improvisation Thread [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23610821 - 09/04/16 10:04 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You got Bernie Mac dressed like he's in the KKK. :lol:


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“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Official Improvisation Thread [Re: koods]
    #23610847 - 09/04/16 10:12 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)



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Oh well, whatever, nevermind.....(this account is automated, all posts related to illegal activities or advice thereof are strictly from numerous online sites and are for informational purposes only)- Circa 2011
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Re: Official Improvisation Thread [Re: koods]
    #23610852 - 09/04/16 10:13 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Yarr :grin:

Oh shit, Bernie just whipped out a ninja sword!!! The other guests are fucking panicking, one of them downs their Oxycontin pills.


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I'm sick of all you hypocrites
Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away



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Re: Official Improvisation Thread [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23610863 - 09/04/16 10:16 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I tase bernie, take the ninja sword and cut my own pills in half with it so I can share with the rest of the guests.


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Oh well, whatever, nevermind.....(this account is automated, all posts related to illegal activities or advice thereof are strictly from numerous online sites and are for informational purposes only)- Circa 2011
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Re: Official Improvisation Thread [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #23610870 - 09/04/16 10:18 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Bernie just came to again, he's up and his skeletal shower curtain has fallen off. His face ain't even black no more. Fucking hell!

George Clooney, Matt Damon & Brad Pitt just walked in dressed in swimming shorts.

'Next we hit the local bakery, some tasty bread gotta be stolen.' :stoned:


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I'm sick of all you hypocrites
Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away



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