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Offlineyogashaman21
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i fucking LOATHE tarantulas
    #23610755 - 09/04/16 09:43 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

they are evil, cunning, demonic monsters that prey on good souls, turning them into helpless victims.

they're not just stupid bugs, they are extremely intelligent AND extremely EVIL and will try and make people believe the lies that they spin like their webs.

I FUCKING HATE SPIDERS WITH A PASSION, BECAUSE THEY ARE MALEVOLENT SOUL-LESS MONSTERS THAT PREY ON THE INNOCENT.


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Re: i fucking LOATHE tarantulas [Re: yogashaman21] * 11
    #23610872 - 09/04/16 10:19 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

No arachnophobia in the pub!


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Re: i fucking LOATHE tarantulas [Re: yogashaman21]
    #23610922 - 09/04/16 10:37 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I don't like spiders but find tarantulas less scary. That being said I have pet one and played with one and let it crawl on me and web before, but you might be right about them being demons. The girl who owned the spider was the most evil cunt I ever met.


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Re: i fucking LOATHE tarantulas [Re: 28064212]
    #23610930 - 09/04/16 10:40 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Ilike them, used to have a pet tarantula named Gerald hehehec I would let him crawl on my head hahaha


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Re: i fucking LOATHE tarantulas [Re: SonicTitan]
    #23611010 - 09/04/16 11:13 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Spiders make me NERVOUS:awesketch:


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Re: i fucking LOATHE tarantulas [Re: RedBalloon] * 1
    #23611012 - 09/04/16 11:14 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Fucking love spiders. Grandma weaver weaves a wondrous web of time and synchronicity.
Plus, I fucking hate flies.


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Re: i fucking LOATHE tarantulas [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #23611024 - 09/04/16 11:17 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

So do snakes, scary :awesketch:

I think both spiders and snakes are going to bite me
Always on attack, the full-body moving of the snake
and the creepy crawling sensations of the spider on your hand

Eek.:awesketch:


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Re: i fucking LOATHE tarantulas [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #23611036 - 09/04/16 11:20 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
Fucking love spiders. Grandma weaver weaves a wondrous web of time and synchronicity.
Plus, I fucking hate flies.




Next time I'm in Dallas were gonna go out to the woods and find things.


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Re: i fucking LOATHE tarantulas [Re: yogashaman21]
    #23611167 - 09/04/16 12:08 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

yogashaman21 said:
they are evil, cunning, demonic monsters that prey on good souls, turning them into helpless victims.

they're not just stupid bugs, they are extremely intelligent AND extremely EVIL and will try and make people believe the lies that they spin like their webs.

I FUCKING HATE SPIDERS WITH A PASSION, BECAUSE THEY ARE MALEVOLENT SOUL-LESS MONSTERS THAT PREY ON THE INNOCENT.




do the yoga kick


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Re: i fucking LOATHE tarantulas [Re: Brown Buffalo]
    #23611173 - 09/04/16 12:09 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

WTF is "the yoga kick?"


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Re: i fucking LOATHE tarantulas [Re: koods]
    #23611217 - 09/04/16 12:21 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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koods said:
Next time I'm in Dallas were gonna go out to the woods and find things.



I'm down


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Re: i fucking LOATHE tarantulas [Re: yogashaman21]
    #23611310 - 09/04/16 12:53 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: i fucking LOATHE tarantulas [Re: Shroomism]
    #23611377 - 09/04/16 01:19 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)





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Re: i fucking LOATHE tarantulas [Re: Shroomism] * 1
    #23611378 - 09/04/16 01:19 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I don't hate all arachnids.  I just hate ticks.  They have no class, carry diseases, and they are the scourge of my neighborhood.  Spiders are ashamed to be associated with those bloodsuckers.


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Re: i fucking LOATHE tarantulas [Re: yogashaman21]
    #23611390 - 09/04/16 01:25 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

yogashaman21 said:
they are evil, cunning, demonic monsters that prey on good souls, turning them into helpless victims.

they're not just stupid bugs, they are extremely intelligent AND extremely EVIL and will try and make people believe the lies that they spin like their webs.

I FUCKING HATE SPIDERS WITH A PASSION, BECAUSE THEY ARE MALEVOLENT SOUL-LESS MONSTERS THAT PREY ON THE INNOCENT.




I think they aight.

Also, this: https://stubhillnews.com/2016/04/28/flying-gmo-spiders/


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Re: i fucking LOATHE tarantulas [Re: yogashaman21]
    #23611396 - 09/04/16 01:27 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

yogashaman21 said:
they are evil, cunning, demonic monsters that prey on good souls, turning them into helpless victims.

they're not just stupid bugs, they are extremely intelligent AND extremely EVIL and will try and make people believe the lies that they spin like their webs.

I FUCKING HATE SPIDERS WITH A PASSION, BECAUSE THEY ARE MALEVOLENT SOUL-LESS MONSTERS THAT PREY ON THE INNOCENT.




yer just a pussy.  spiders are fucking adorable.

my wife and i have a pet tarantula, actually.  his name is borris.


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Re: i fucking LOATHE tarantulas [Re: goldcaphunter]
    #23611399 - 09/04/16 01:28 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Nice :smile: How old is he/she? I thought about getting another but where Imay be moving shouldnt get any more pets. Next one is going to be a crested or leopard gecko.


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Re: i fucking LOATHE tarantulas [Re: yogashaman21] * 1
    #23611452 - 09/04/16 01:47 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

i went to scotland and the tartantulas were out of control.

tartrantula tartantulas.


fuckin heady


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Re: i fucking LOATHE tarantulas [Re: SonicTitan]
    #23611468 - 09/04/16 01:55 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I'm not "a pussy", i just don't like evil creatures, like tarantulas.


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Re: i fucking LOATHE tarantulas [Re: something super extreme]
    #23611471 - 09/04/16 01:55 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

One day I shall have a pet boa constrictor

His name shall be Big John and he shall be the coolest snake anyone ever met


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