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Electric Wizard21
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Official Improvisation Thread
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So shroomery how creative are you? I'll start, feel free to wack the shit out of this.
I walk to the pub, outside the bouncers are waiting to reject me, fit women surround the door and there is a chance I'll get in. I approach.
What happens?
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something super extreme
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the women pull out they're dicks
oh no-
ur at a traeny night club!!!!!!
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plasma
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The bouncers do an ocular pat down. But when they eyeball my meat staff they decide to take it to the next level and strip me butt naked in front of everybody to do an anus search.
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Electric Wizard21
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Re: Official Improvisation Thread [Re: plasma]
#23608376 - 09/03/16 03:13 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
something super extreme said: the women pull out they're dicks
oh no-
ur at a traeny night club!!!!!!
Shit, better start walking like a trans. The cock smell is strong.
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plasma said: The bouncers do an ocular pat down. But when they eyeball my meat staff they decide to take it to the next level and strip me butt naked in front of everybody to do an anus search.
Shit, the bouncers are gay as well. After the painful anus search surrounded by trannies I enter. The bar has a band and mixed sex staff. The lights are blue and the music is britney spears. What the fuck can I do? They are everywhere.
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This thread has done terribly.
Now Bernie Mac enters the room dressed like a ghost with a sheet over his head. The other guests can see the weight loss. He is a bit of a skeleton now.
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You got Bernie Mac dressed like he's in the KKK.
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Re: Official Improvisation Thread [Re: koods]
#23610847 - 09/04/16 10:12 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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-------------------- Oh well, whatever, nevermind.....(this account is automated, all posts related to illegal activities or advice thereof are strictly from numerous online sites and are for informational purposes only)- Circa 2011 Ban lotto
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Re: Official Improvisation Thread [Re: koods]
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Yarr 
Oh shit, Bernie just whipped out a ninja sword!!! The other guests are fucking panicking, one of them downs their Oxycontin pills.
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I tase bernie, take the ninja sword and cut my own pills in half with it so I can share with the rest of the guests.
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Bernie just came to again, he's up and his skeletal shower curtain has fallen off. His face ain't even black no more. Fucking hell!
George Clooney, Matt Damon & Brad Pitt just walked in dressed in swimming shorts.
'Next we hit the local bakery, some tasty bread gotta be stolen.'
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