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LogicaL Chaos
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"Hey, wanna race?"
#23608277 - 09/03/16 02:46 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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was the words i heard last night while driving home from the gas station, a guy and a girl, in their 20s i would guess, driving a white ford explorer.
It was a two lane road, straightaway and we were at a stop light that just turned green.
Right when the passenger guy (who looked and sounded a lot like this regular comedian on @Midnight show i watch, big and tall red headed dude) said "Hey wanna race?" i knew it was going down. They were all ready a few feet ahead of me, and a car was up ahead some distance, but i raced anyway, popped my car into 3rd then 2nd gear then hit the gas.
I have to say, i loved the rush, speeding down the two lane straightaway, hitting 4,000 RPM, about to red line, shifting into 3rd, neck and neck with that ford explorer. It was damn fun.
But the car in front of me slowed down and i lost the race. i thought about following them and trying for a rematch but i needed to get home. Im definitely hooked and now i wanna upgrade my engine for next time 
Anyone been challenged to an inpromto race?
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Yeah, it's really fun but I wouldn't do it anymore. I don't know what happened but I just don't trust my driving enough to do it now. I've also been the passenger during races and that shit got me nervous as fuck despite being a rush, ever since I got into a wreck with one of my friends driving the speed limit.
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what were you driving? manual Geo Metro?
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Street racing gets people killed. Sometimes not even people that are racing. Don't do it. If you want to race, there are legal, safe-ish ways to do it.
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Burke Dennings said: Street racing gets people killed. Sometimes not even people that are racing. Don't do it. If you want to race, there are legal, safe-ish ways to do it.
True. When I did race, I only ever accepted the challenge if the roads were empty, at least. Even though I agree, legal racing isn't as fun though
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Re: "Hey, wanna race?" [Re: Eminence]
#23608377 - 09/03/16 03:13 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm sure it's not as fun, but it's also much less dangerous to random drivers on the street. Idk, I'm just thinking about these young dudes from my area, early 20s, who died while drag racing in the street illegally. Shit sucks.
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plasma
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It would've been much safer to put the cars in park and just do a foot race to see who is the real champion
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Re: "Hey, wanna race?" [Re: plasma]
#23608385 - 09/03/16 03:15 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I like the way you think.
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Re: "Hey, wanna race?" [Re: plasma] 1
#23608390 - 09/03/16 03:17 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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You got stomped by a ford explorer? Lol, the shame!
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Re: "Hey, wanna race?" [Re: plasma] 1
#23608396 - 09/03/16 03:19 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Or put them in neutral and start pushing
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Re: "Hey, wanna race?" [Re: shadyy]
#23608483 - 09/03/16 03:59 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sorry guys, but i used to love street racing. When i was bored at home, i'd just go out and cruise the hot spots looking for runs. It was always late so there was very little traffic. I would also know the roads i was running on and where bumps and such were.
Fun stuff with a quick car(i ran a '74 bug with a built turbo engine on race gas). Lamo with a slow one, like the OPs case. If you can race in the daytime with traffic, your car is too slow and you do'nt deserve to be racing. Those are the more irresponsible ones. I do'nt race anymore because my cars are too slow, not because ov moral principal.
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Some dude in a new Camaro challenged me the other day at a light. I did not race him, and he still tore off like a bat out of hell.
Cool story about losing a race to a chick driving a Ford Explorer, brah.
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If anyone wants to see me in my impreza sti just hmu!
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Re: "Hey, wanna race?" [Re: spore-ty]
#23608577 - 09/03/16 04:23 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'll see you in my Bugatti
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Re: "Hey, wanna race?" [Re: spore-ty]
#23608580 - 09/03/16 04:23 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Duck it all
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ill see u in my ox drawn wagon on a rugged frontier trail, suckers.
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Never impromptu but sometimes I'll setup races with people late at night.
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Burke Dennings said: Street racing gets people killed. Sometimes not even people that are racing. Don't do it. If you want to race, there are legal, safe-ish ways to do it.
This, its very common in my area and I know people who have died racing or just walking down the street and being hit
Very irresponsible
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Re: "Hey, wanna race?" [Re: plasma]
#23608794 - 09/03/16 05:39 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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plasma said: It would've been much safer to put the cars in park and just do a foot race to see who is the real champion
That's always fun
My record top speed is 22mph Usually run a mile around 7-8min Think I did 4 miles in about 30min
Unfortunately my top speed is hampered by a slow start, so I need a bit of distance, but a mile is too much to be competitive (7min is pretty average).
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There are varying levels of being responsible with it. Obviously the most is a 'run what you brung' day at your local drag strip, but there are good roads out there for it too.
It's just not the same anymore now I'm on two wheels though. When I'm on the Fireblade:

The power to weight ratio is roughly 1000hp/ton, which is almost twice a Bugatti Veyron. Putting the power down without lifting the bike vertical is an art, but I've had Ferraris, Lambos, etc off the lights.
What's kinda nice about knowing you can do it, if you want to, is that when you see someone vying for it like that, you can just think 'yeah, I could, but I KNOW I'm gonna win, so why play your games?' I often let them think they've won and then whizz past later at speeds they could never match.
Maybe that's maturity speaking, or maybe it's years and years of having VERY fast vehicles, but that's generally my stance these days. I like going fast in my own time, in my own space, when I know I can be safe. I've even had a copper applaud me after chasing me at 150mph down the motorway cause I was doing it in a very safe spot... After letting me off with a slap on the wrist he pulled out his phone and started showing me pictures of HIS Fireblade.
Bear in mind (in UK at least) cops will fuck you 10x as hard doing that shit in a car as they will on a bike. I've been caught doing seriously silly shit on the bike and always had a slap on the wrist. When I was doing the same in cars, I racked up 19 points over the years and lost my license for a time. Since being a biker, my license has remained spot free.....
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Nice bike
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Thanks man, she certainly is. I'd recommend becoming a biker to anyone who likes a thrill in this life - it's one of the THE best things I've ever done in my life. This is how she looks now:

She literally blows my mind every time I ride her, which aint often - The Ducati is so much better suited for the city. The Fireblade breaks every speed limit in the country in 1st gear.... So it's become kinda pointelss off the track. Kinda shot myself in the foot modding her to pretty much BSB spec...
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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Part of me wants to buy a dirt bike and live out in the inaccessible boonies
May well do that sometime, but not 2017
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If you do it, please get a 2 stroke. The powerband, smell, and 'ring-ting-ting-ting' engine note is so passion isnpiring. A CR125/250 will blow you away on the dirt, I shit you not:
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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I was thinking 4-stroke so it would be street legal in some areas
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2 smokers are still legal man, and if you're gonna go say, 20/80 road/dirt, I would reallt recommend.
Only caveat is, you'll need to rebuild a smoker more often, so you need to be handy with a spanner. It's worth it, but I get it either way. This to me, would be my ideal 4 stroke (road legal):

Legendary relaiabilty (XR650R if you wanna read of their reputation - it's unparalled)
BUT, if money was not object, a CR500AF:

Seriously, I do not think it would be possible to have more fun on the roads in anyway, than to have that bike above. I should know, I've got one of the best supermotards as the legends go (but it's Swedish, and NOT A HONDA, so unreliable AF - Honestly, the cunting thing breaks every other time I ride it...):
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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It'll be a whole new world for me, don't know much about motorbikes
Definitely interested though, when the time is right
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Well, you know where to find me when your time comes brother. I'll be happy to help in any way I can.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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I hate when I see someone driving something really nice, only to find out it's some old head trying to hold onto his youth
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LogicaL Chaos
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Nie Bike Jokebeard, daaayum!
I do like me some dirt bikes, but ive falling off of them a couple times and it sucks. definitely sticking to dirt tracks is best. I am planning on getting a quad someday, much safer for my risky ass.
As for street racing, i guess its just me but i love driving fast. Im like Ricki Bobby from the movie Talledega Nights: a need for speed since being a small boy.
It can be super dangerous, for sure, i just cant see how random people would walk out in front of two cars racing 
And i did lose to a chick driving a ford explorer, but it was obvious to me that she'd been practicing
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Oh I get it LC, I was a racer for years. I built this fucker specifically to hack around here and eventually to tackle the Nurburgring:



And here, on 'The Green Hell':

I'm just saying, when you know you can beat then, why play their silly games? Rising above is the key here, but you gotta have the power first...
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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OP, you need better impulse control. You should be embarrassed by what you did, not bragging about it.
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Re: "Hey, wanna race?" [Re: koods]
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tell that to your penis when it raped that tree
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Re: "Hey, wanna race?" [Re: koods]
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koods said: OP, you need better impulse control. You should be embarrassed by what you did, not bragging about it.
Come on Koods, you never been young and foolish???
I wouldn't go back to it, but those years are happy memories for me, and I never hurt anyone, or known anyone that hurt anyone else.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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Burke Dennings said: I'm sure it's not as fun, but it's also much less dangerous to random drivers on the street. Idk, I'm just thinking about these young dudes from my area, early 20s, who died while drag racing in the street illegally. Shit sucks.
Yeah, some guys were racing and accidentally wiped out a half dozen people on the sidewalk around here. Drag racers and drunk drivers should be jailed for their first offenses. I have zero sympathy for people who put other people at risk like that.
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koods said: OP, you need better impulse control. You should be embarrassed by what you did, not bragging about it.
Come on Koods, you never been young and foolish???
I wouldn't go back to it, but those years are happy memories for me.
Young and foolish is fine if you aren't doing it at the expense of others.
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i just cant see how random people would walk out in front of two cars racing
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lol a bunch of pre-teens tried to race my friends and I on bicycle a few years ago when we were checking out a place up for rent and weren't sure of the neighborhood. It was nighttime, we were super stoned. The deal was that they got our bicycles if we lost.
We didn't race them. Friend got us out of it because he literally just kept responding with "what?" to everything they said, and they got frustrated and pedaled off into the night.
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those preteens were menacing you guys and you shoulda stood your ground.
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One time someone I know was walking home in an iffy area with a couple boxes of pizza once, and a bunch of young kids just literally came up to him and ambushed him and tore his pizzas apart, by hand.
the kids here can be relentless sometimes.
That being said, I was riding on a bike I had borrowed at the time because mine got stolen, so I was in no position to be racing anyone if bikes were at stake.
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jesus christ dude, fuckin pizza marauders. philly hard as fuck
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You didn't know that was in a thing in the US? Man, even as an Englishman I knew the scam, just listen to the first verse of this song...
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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I only listen to the Don McLean greatest hits cassette tape.
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something super extreme said: jesus christ dude, fuckin pizza marauders. philly hard as fuck
ya lol, I mean I guess it depends where you go. I live in the area more known for it's gay nightclubs and antique stores than pizza theifs, but I've also been held up at gunpoint in not totally terrible areas by someone who looked well under the age of 18.
that pizza got ripped apart somewhere in north philly though, which is fairly unsurprising.
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pirate-blues said: I've also been held up at gunpoint
You got held up at gunpoint as a young female? Please forgive me if I'm being overly misogynistic, but what the fuck kind of cunt would do that to a woman???
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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murica brah
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A long, long time ago I can still remember how that music used to make me smile And I knew if I had my chance That I could make those people dance And maybe they'd be happy for a while
But February made me shiver With every paper I'd deliver Bad news on the doorstep I couldn't take one more step
I can't remember if I cried When I read about his widowed bride But something touched me deep inside The day the music died
So bye, bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry And them good ole boys were drinking whiskey 'n rye Singin' this'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die
Did you write the book of love And do you have faith in God above If the Bible tells you so? Now do you believe in rock and roll? Can music save your mortal soul? And can you teach me how to dance real slow?
Well, I know that you're in love with him 'Cause I saw you dancin' in the gym You both kicked off your shoes Man, I dig those rhythm and blues
I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck With a pink carnation and a pickup truck But I knew I was out of luck The day the music died
I started singing bye, bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey 'n rye Singin' this'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die
Now for ten years we've been on our own And moss grows fat on a rollin' stone But that's not how it used to be When the jester sang for the king and queen In a coat he borrowed from James Dean And a voice that came from you and me
Oh, and while the king was looking down The jester stole his thorny crown The courtroom was adjourned No verdict was returned
And while Lenin read a book on Marx The quartet practiced in the park And we sang dirges in the dark The day the music died
We were singing bye, bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey 'n rye Singin' this'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die
Helter skelter in a summer swelter The birds flew off with a fallout shelter Eight miles high and falling fast It landed foul on the grass The players tried for a forward pass With the jester on the sidelines in a cast
Now the halftime air was sweet perfume While the sergeants played a marching tune We all got up to dance Oh, but we never got the chance
'Cause the players tried to take the field The marching band refused to yield Do you recall what was revealed The day the music died
We started singing bye, bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey 'n rye And singin' this'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die
Oh, and there we were all in one place A generation lost in space With no time left to start again So come on, Jack be nimble, Jack be quick Jack Flash sat on a candlestick 'Cause fire is the devil's only friend
Oh, and as I watched him on the stage My hands were clenched in fists of rage No angel born in Hell Could break that Satan's spell
And as the flames climbed high into the night To light the sacrificial rite I saw Satan laughing with delight The day the music died
He was singing bye, bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey 'n rye And singin' this'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die
I met a girl who sang the blues And I asked her for some happy news But she just smiled and turned away I went down to the sacred store Where I'd heard the music years before But the man there said the music wouldn't play
And in the streets, the children screamed The lovers cried and the poets dreamed But not a word was spoken The church bells all were broken
And the three men I admire most The Father, Son and the Holy Ghost They caught the last train for the coast The day the music died
And they were singing bye, bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry And them good ole boys were drinking whiskey 'n rye Singin' this'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die
They were singing bye, bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey 'n rye And singin' this'll be the day that I die....
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pirate-blues said: I've also been held up at gunpoint
You got held up at gunpoint as a young female? Please forgive me if I'm being overly misogynistic, but what the fuck kind of cunt would do that to a woman???
Oh it happens. I'm sure I was targeted specifically for that(low risk, carrying a purse, etc etc) - though plenty of dudes end up in the same position. If you look like you've got stuff someone would want, you're a target in some areas - it's just the reality of the world.  One of my old coworkers who is my age and gender ended up getting shot in the stomach when she was 20 years old. She took out her pepper spray and tried to avoid giving her stuff up. She survived. Kept her stuff, ended up almost dying, and mentally she was totally messed up from it - she had a ton of issues after that and had a few meltdowns where she freaked out on me completely. I felt really bad for her even though she was really out of line, it was just really clear she was still figuring out how to cope - I hope she's okay now though it's been a few years since then.
I think I'm a little bit more street smart and even then I would never do anything other than cooperate with someone with a gun in my face(Which is why I ended up unharmed), but I am a little bit warier nowadays about where I'll walk at night.
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Re: "Hey, wanna race?" [Re: koods]
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What's up with the levies these day?
george bush doesn't care about levies
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You got held up at gunpoint as a young female? Please forgive me if I'm being overly misogynistic, but what the fuck kind of cunt would do that to a woman???
That's the price of freedom, bro.
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Man, you lot got some fucking screws loose. I often laugh about the stereotypical american with colleagues at work (we deal with them a lot).
I bet you cunts think we all look like this:

Whereas us cunts all think you look like this:
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dude im the one on the left dont post my pic
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Id bang
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Why do you feel she was out of line out of interest? I've always maintained the opinion that someone would have to kill me to take my stuff. It's the principal of the matter. I fact I almost had my phone and wallet lifted this weekend. He gave up pretty easy, but I would happily go to the death over that.
Maybe I'm fucking stupid, maybe I didn't grow up where guns are everywhere, or maybe... something else. But I would always choose to go down fighting against oppression in this life. Best way out IMO. Better than old age right?
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Which?
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Either. Both.
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pirate-blues said: even though she was really out of line
Why do you feel she was out of line out of interest? I've always maintained the opinion that someone would have to kill me to take my stuff. It's the principal of the matter. I fact I almost had my phone and wallet lifted this weekend. He gave up pretty easy, but I would happily go to the death over that.
Maybe I'm fucking stupid, maybe I didn't grow up where guns are everywhere, or maybe... something else. But I would always choose to go down fighting against oppression in this life. Best way out IMO. Better than old age right?
At the time we were both bartenders working at the same place. One night she called in asking for food, she was stopping in to get paid anyways and we'd often stop by because the bar would let us buy beer to go even though the two of us were underage.
Anyways she was ordering food to go, the way she ordered was super confusing - I was trying to type it into the P.O.S. system and I misunderstood her completely - because she ordered one thing and than changed her mind and decided she actually wanted something else. I thought she wanted both things so I put all of her orders into the kitchen, and when she got there there was a bit of confusion. She started completely freaking out and accusing me of making some ridiculous underhanded implication that she was fat(she really wasn't, I think she had gained a bit of weight through her recovery, but she was a beautiful girl and she still was a healthy weight if a bit heavier than pre-shooting) and she was yelling and screaming at me for it. I don't yell, I don't call other girls fat, much less try to put my coworkers down in weird passive aggressive ways - I was totally confused and just trying to calm her down and tell her it was my mistake(I had seen her come in with friend's before - so her ordering a bunch of food was not weird to me at all, I didn't care who it was for). My manager had to separate her from me, and they eventually fired her. She was really upset and genuinely thought I was trying to be mean or something.
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What, even this bloke pilled off his tits with his eyes shut?
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Not them. Gross. The probably have stinky uncut dicks being British. I'm talking about the Americans.
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how do you feel about rod stewart
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Not sexy. I wish he'd stop asking, too.
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I don't want his body, either.
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pirate-blues said: She was really upset and genuinely thought I was trying to be mean or something.
Hey thanks so much for taking the time to explain that PB, I really appreciate it, got the full context now. I totally understand. A hard position for all involved, but I admire your compassion for someone who;s view of the world has been skewed by such a wrong being done to them.
I mean, we all have it to greater or lesser degrees, but for some it seems to take forever to process and return to a more stable way of seeing things.
Thanks again man. I like stories about humans being humans. Nice read for me before bed. NN!
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And I want him to stop calling me baby.
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Re: "Hey, wanna race?" [Re: koods]
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im listening to don mclean and rod stewart on repeat all night its gettin pretty hefty in here
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koods said: Not them. Gross. The probably have stinky uncut dicks being British. I'm talking about the Americans.
Uncut is gross? I'll take your word, seeing as that's what you enjoy, but fuck me, I find the idea just wrong in every way.
Bollocks, now you got me curious. Is uncut just nicer to handle/have inside, or is it what you prefer for your own member? I did look at getting it done once but it sounded like the negatives far outweighed the positives....
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American pie on repeat is totally ironic
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Lol, uncut guys get so indignant if you disparage their tallywackers.
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Re: "Hey, wanna race?" [Re: koods]
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I'm not indignant at all. I genuinely researched getting it done in my mid 20's. I'm just very curious is all. As a man who, by reputation, has interacted with a good few, and also has one himself, I beg you to enlighten me.
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"Hey, wanna race?" ..No sorry ive just eaten and im wearing my walking shoes...arm wrestle?
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This thread is racist
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OP was a victim of race baiting.
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But I love racing other races
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