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 Repertoire89
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LogicaL Chaos said:
i just cant see how random people would walk out in front of two cars racing
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pirate-blues
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lol a bunch of pre-teens tried to race my friends and I on bicycle a few years ago when we were checking out a place up for rent and weren't sure of the neighborhood. It was nighttime, we were super stoned. The deal was that they got our bicycles if we lost.
We didn't race them. Friend got us out of it because he literally just kept responding with "what?" to everything they said, and they got frustrated and pedaled off into the night.
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something super extreme
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those preteens were menacing you guys and you shoulda stood your ground.
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pirate-blues
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One time someone I know was walking home in an iffy area with a couple boxes of pizza once, and a bunch of young kids just literally came up to him and ambushed him and tore his pizzas apart, by hand.
the kids here can be relentless sometimes.
That being said, I was riding on a bike I had borrowed at the time because mine got stolen, so I was in no position to be racing anyone if bikes were at stake.
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something super extreme
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jesus christ dude, fuckin pizza marauders.
philly hard as fuck
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You didn't know that was in a thing in the US? Man, even as an Englishman I knew the scam, just listen to the first verse of this song...
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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe
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something super extreme
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I only listen to the Don McLean greatest hits cassette tape.
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pirate-blues
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something super extreme said:
jesus christ dude, fuckin pizza marauders.
philly hard as fuck
ya lol, I mean I guess it depends where you go. I live in the area more known for it's gay nightclubs and antique stores than pizza theifs, but I've also been held up at gunpoint in not totally terrible areas by someone who looked well under the age of 18.
that pizza got ripped apart somewhere in north philly though, which is fairly unsurprising.
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pirate-blues said:
I've also been held up at gunpoint
You got held up at gunpoint as a young female? Please forgive me if I'm being overly misogynistic, but what the fuck kind of cunt would do that to a woman???
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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe
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murica brah
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something super extreme
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A long, long time ago
I can still remember how that music used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And maybe they'd be happy for a while
But February made me shiver
With every paper I'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step
I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride
But something touched me deep inside
The day the music died
So bye, bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
And them good ole boys were drinking whiskey 'n rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die
Did you write the book of love
And do you have faith in God above
If the Bible tells you so?
Now do you believe in rock and roll?
Can music save your mortal soul?
And can you teach me how to dance real slow?
Well, I know that you're in love with him
'Cause I saw you dancin' in the gym
You both kicked off your shoes
Man, I dig those rhythm and blues
I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck
With a pink carnation and a pickup truck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the music died
I started singing bye, bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey 'n rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die
Now for ten years we've been on our own
And moss grows fat on a rollin' stone
But that's not how it used to be
When the jester sang for the king and queen
In a coat he borrowed from James Dean
And a voice that came from you and me
Oh, and while the king was looking down
The jester stole his thorny crown
The courtroom was adjourned
No verdict was returned
And while Lenin read a book on Marx
The quartet practiced in the park
And we sang dirges in the dark
The day the music died
We were singing bye, bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey 'n rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die
Helter skelter in a summer swelter
The birds flew off with a fallout shelter
Eight miles high and falling fast
It landed foul on the grass
The players tried for a forward pass
With the jester on the sidelines in a cast
Now the halftime air was sweet perfume
While the sergeants played a marching tune
We all got up to dance
Oh, but we never got the chance
'Cause the players tried to take the field
The marching band refused to yield
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the music died
We started singing bye, bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey 'n rye
And singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die
Oh, and there we were all in one place
A generation lost in space
With no time left to start again
So come on, Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack Flash sat on a candlestick
'Cause fire is the devil's only friend
Oh, and as I watched him on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
No angel born in Hell
Could break that Satan's spell
And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite
I saw Satan laughing with delight
The day the music died
He was singing bye, bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey 'n rye
And singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die
I met a girl who sang the blues
And I asked her for some happy news
But she just smiled and turned away
I went down to the sacred store
Where I'd heard the music years before
But the man there said the music wouldn't play
And in the streets, the children screamed
The lovers cried and the poets dreamed
But not a word was spoken
The church bells all were broken
And the three men I admire most
The Father, Son and the Holy Ghost
They caught the last train for the coast
The day the music died
And they were singing bye, bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
And them good ole boys were drinking whiskey 'n rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die
They were singing bye, bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey 'n rye
And singin' this'll be the day that I die....
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something super extreme said:
I only listen to the Don McLean greatest hits cassette tape.
What's up with the levies these day?
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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
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pirate-blues
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Jokeshopbeard said:
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pirate-blues said:
I've also been held up at gunpoint
You got held up at gunpoint as a young female? Please forgive me if I'm being overly misogynistic, but what the fuck kind of cunt would do that to a woman???
Oh it happens. I'm sure I was targeted specifically for that(low risk, carrying a purse, etc etc) - though plenty of dudes end up in the same position. If you look like you've got stuff someone would want, you're a target in some areas - it's just the reality of the world. 
One of my old coworkers who is my age and gender ended up getting shot in the stomach when she was 20 years old. She took out her pepper spray and tried to avoid giving her stuff up. She survived. Kept her stuff, ended up almost dying, and mentally she was totally messed up from it - she had a ton of issues after that and had a few meltdowns where she freaked out on me completely. I felt really bad for her even though she was really out of line, it was just really clear she was still figuring out how to cope - I hope she's okay now though it's been a few years since then.
I think I'm a little bit more street smart and even then I would never do anything other than cooperate with someone with a gun in my face(Which is why I ended up unharmed), but I am a little bit warier nowadays about where I'll walk at night.
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 Re: "Hey, wanna race?"  [Re: koods]
#23609309 - 09/03/16 08:37 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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koods said:
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something super extreme said:
I only listen to the Don McLean greatest hits cassette tape.
What's up with the levies these day?
george bush doesn't care about levies
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koods
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pirate-blues said:
I've also been held up at gunpoint
You got held up at gunpoint as a young female? Please forgive me if I'm being overly misogynistic, but what the fuck kind of cunt would do that to a woman???
That's the price of freedom, bro.
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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
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Jokeshopbeard
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Man, you lot got some fucking screws loose. I often laugh about the stereotypical american with colleagues at work (we deal with them a lot).
I bet you cunts think we all look like this:
Whereas us cunts all think you look like this:
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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe
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something super extreme
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dude im the one on the left dont post my pic
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koods
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Id bang
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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
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Jokeshopbeard
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pirate-blues said:
even though she was really out of line
Why do you feel she was out of line out of interest? I've always maintained the opinion that someone would have to kill me to take my stuff. It's the principal of the matter. I fact I almost had my phone and wallet lifted this weekend. He gave up pretty easy, but I would happily go to the death over that.
Maybe I'm fucking stupid, maybe I didn't grow up where guns are everywhere, or maybe... something else. But I would always choose to go down fighting against oppression in this life. Best way out IMO. Better than old age right?
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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe
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Jokeshopbeard
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 Re: "Hey, wanna race?" [Re: koods]
#23609330 - 09/03/16 08:44 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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koods said:
Id bang
Which?
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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe
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