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your favorite CLIF Bar flavor?? 2
#23608192 - 09/03/16 02:23 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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We all love CLIF Bars.
But which CLIF Bars do we love the most? Can we even narrow it down to ONE?
Sounds like a challenge.
Will you accept this challenge?
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Re: your favorite CLIF Bar flavor?? [Re: shadyy]
#23608201 - 09/03/16 02:26 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Oatmeal raisin walnut all the way.
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Re: your favorite CLIF Bar flavor?? [Re: shadyy]
#23608213 - 09/03/16 02:29 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Theres so many flavors thou! 
I choose White Mac Nut, being from Hawaii, it reminds me of home and is delicious.
The close runner ups were Cool Mint and Chocolate Chip.
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Re: your favorite CLIF Bar flavor?? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 1
#23608222 - 09/03/16 02:31 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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white chocolate macadamia
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Re: your favorite CLIF Bar flavor?? [Re: Crystal G]
#23608227 - 09/03/16 02:32 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: your favorite CLIF Bar flavor?? [Re: shadyy]
#23608235 - 09/03/16 02:35 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Cliff bars are garbage
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Re: your favorite CLIF Bar flavor?? [Re: Repertoire89]
#23608247 - 09/03/16 02:37 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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How could u say that 
I find them in the health food section of stores, they must be good. right?
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Re: your favorite CLIF Bar flavor?? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 2
#23608275 - 09/03/16 02:45 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
LogicaL Chaos said: I find them in the health food section of stores, they must be good. right?
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Re: your favorite CLIF Bar flavor?? [Re: shadyy]
#23608459 - 09/03/16 03:48 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I didn't know there were that many different flavors of those. We had a box of 4 or 5 different kinds from Costco for a while. They ranged from mediocre to tolerable. I don't remember all the kinds but I think there was a chocolate chip one and a peanut butter one.
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Re: your favorite CLIF Bar flavor?? [Re: shadyy]
#23608462 - 09/03/16 03:51 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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the one that doesnt taste like free range dicks and balls
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Quote:
LogicaL Chaos said: How could u say that 
I find them in the health food section of stores, they must be good. right?
They are full of sugar. It's good energy for athletes or rock climbers or hunters on the go packing lightly or whatever. But for the average individual it's just a lot of sugar and carbs.
Real food is always much healthier than protein bars.
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Re: your favorite CLIF Bar flavor?? [Re: Crystal G]
#23608852 - 09/03/16 06:03 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Cool mint or chocolate brownie are really good.
Cool mint has caffeine in it too.
Also the holiday flavors are good too.
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Re: your favorite CLIF Bar flavor?? [Re: Crystal G]
#23608889 - 09/03/16 06:19 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Crystal G said:
They are full of sugar. It's good energy for athletes or rock climbers or hunters on the go packing lightly or whatever. But for the average individual it's just a lot of sugar and carbs.
Real food is always much healthier than protein bars.
Sandwiches make good snacks, load up the veggies
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Re: your favorite CLIF Bar flavor?? [Re: Crystal G] 1
#23609071 - 09/03/16 07:27 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I think of them more as a semi-healthy deserrt to be honest, its definitely not replacing any meals for me, thats for sure!
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Re: your favorite CLIF Bar flavor?? [Re: PatrickKn]
#23609095 - 09/03/16 07:36 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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It is all to sweet granola.
Try Quinoa and Brown Rice pre cooked Seeds of Change. Used it on my mini expedition. If you choose, to each their own. If you are a sneaker hiker then more Cliff's to you.
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Quote:
LogicaL Chaos said: I think of them more as a semi-healthy deserrt to be honest, its definitely not replacing any meals for me, thats for sure!
I don't really think of them as healthy.
If I'm craving something sweet I think of them as a good non-terrible option, a chocolate chip CLIF bar is waaay better than a cinnabon you know? I did recently have a chocolate chip one and it tasted a little too sweet for my taste - really nipped my chocolate craving in the bud tho.
That being said I picked the coconut chocolate chip option as my favorite.
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Re: your favorite CLIF Bar flavor?? [Re: pirate-blues] 1
#23609145 - 09/03/16 07:49 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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"I think of them more as a semi-healthy desert to be honest".
Clarifies what I was thinking clearly. Not a hiking food.
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Re: your favorite CLIF Bar flavor?? [Re: timelapses]
#23609163 - 09/03/16 07:52 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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uhhh it's pretty shitty as anything but a mediocre snack for high-activity people. you're probably fat if you eat them for dessert. normal activity people don't need nearly the amount of carbohydrates or sugar in a shit bar.
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That was some really great prose, seriously. To the point but entertaining to read.
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Re: your favorite CLIF Bar flavor?? [Re: timelapses] 1
#23609177 - 09/03/16 07:54 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Thank you. I pride myself on brevity and succinctness. Each shitpost I make is custom tailored for maximum enjoyment. Ribbed for your pleasure.
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Re: your favorite CLIF Bar flavor?? [Re: shadyy]
#23609180 - 09/03/16 07:55 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Nah, they're only 200 calories a piece, depends on how often you eat dessert and what you eat throughout the day(if your calorie intake exceeds your bmr you're gonna gain weight, and that's that no matter where those calories come from), but it's about the same as a serving of ice cream or gelato. And nutritionally it's really not much better.
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Re: your favorite CLIF Bar flavor?? [Re: pirate-blues]
#23609223 - 09/03/16 08:06 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Clif bars are the dollar menu cheeseburger of sports bars, which are all garbage anyways
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Re: your favorite CLIF Bar flavor?? [Re: pirate-blues]
#23609226 - 09/03/16 08:07 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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the main ingredient is still a shitty sugar disguised by calling it "brown rice syrup", along with other sugars being present as well. it has the same calories as a candy bar, and it's totally lacking in any meaningful nutrients. Unless you just really need simple carbohydrates and sugar, there's no reason to not have a milky way for dessert instead.
There's plenty of better options for post-workout snacks or trail foods too. Clif bars ain't got shit and the only reason to be eating them is you can't find anything else. Thing is, clif bar wants to be a workout type of snack, but it never chose a direction to commit to and instead it's just empty calories and sugar.
No matter how you cut it, 260+/- calories at 20g protein and 22g+ sugar is pretty horrible.
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It's not nearly as healthy as they try to portray it, but is it worse than a bowl of icecream?
Fuck, I mean, you could eat nothing but cliff bars and lose weight if it's under your Total Daily Energy Expenditure. Is it healthy? nah, but a calorie is a calorie.
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Re: your favorite CLIF Bar flavor?? [Re: pirate-blues]
#23609240 - 09/03/16 08:12 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
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but a calorie is a calorie.
You are what you eat
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Re: your favorite CLIF Bar flavor?? [Re: Repertoire89] 1
#23609245 - 09/03/16 08:13 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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It would be hard to diet using Clif Bars. I always get hungry in one hour after I eat one. That usually happens to me when I'm eating empty carbs, like bread only.
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Re: your favorite CLIF Bar flavor?? [Re: pirate-blues] 1
#23609250 - 09/03/16 08:15 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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it's basically a shittier tasting bowl of ice cream, yeah
That's my point. Eat ice cream if you want dessert, find better alternatives if you need workout supplements
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Thank you, I've had Cliff bars have never had a sexual connection thought to me but I guess on certain esoteric levels, anything is possible for the lonely.
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Re: your favorite CLIF Bar flavor?? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 1
#23609632 - 09/03/16 10:21 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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White chocolate macadamia nut and cool mint are my favorite.
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Re: your favorite CLIF Bar flavor?? [Re: timelapses]
#23609659 - 09/03/16 10:34 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I prefer frozen bananas dipped in chocolate with whipped cream on top if you're looking for a semi-healthy dessert that's not as fattening as ice cream. Frozen bananas with chocolate actually tastes like an ice cream sandwich.
Or you can also eat whipped cream by itself or make yourself some cotton candy if you have a machine, these are both pretty low in calories if you're craving something sweet.
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Re: your favorite CLIF Bar flavor?? [Re: shadyy] 1
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Re: your favorite CLIF Bar flavor?? [Re: shadyy]
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Re: your favorite CLIF Bar flavor?? [Re: Connoisseur]
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