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Shroomopotamus
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Re: your favorite CLIF Bar flavor?? [Re: shadyy]
#23609180 - 09/03/16 07:55 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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pirate-blues


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Nah, they're only 200 calories a piece, depends on how often you eat dessert and what you eat throughout the day(if your calorie intake exceeds your bmr you're gonna gain weight, and that's that no matter where those calories come from), but it's about the same as a serving of ice cream or gelato. And nutritionally it's really not much better.
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Repertoire89
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Re: your favorite CLIF Bar flavor?? [Re: pirate-blues]
#23609223 - 09/03/16 08:06 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Clif bars are the dollar menu cheeseburger of sports bars, which are all garbage anyways
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Re: your favorite CLIF Bar flavor?? [Re: pirate-blues]
#23609226 - 09/03/16 08:07 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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the main ingredient is still a shitty sugar disguised by calling it "brown rice syrup", along with other sugars being present as well. it has the same calories as a candy bar, and it's totally lacking in any meaningful nutrients. Unless you just really need simple carbohydrates and sugar, there's no reason to not have a milky way for dessert instead.
There's plenty of better options for post-workout snacks or trail foods too. Clif bars ain't got shit and the only reason to be eating them is you can't find anything else. Thing is, clif bar wants to be a workout type of snack, but it never chose a direction to commit to and instead it's just empty calories and sugar.
No matter how you cut it, 260+/- calories at 20g protein and 22g+ sugar is pretty horrible.
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pirate-blues


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It's not nearly as healthy as they try to portray it, but is it worse than a bowl of icecream?
Fuck, I mean, you could eat nothing but cliff bars and lose weight if it's under your Total Daily Energy Expenditure. Is it healthy? nah, but a calorie is a calorie.
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Re: your favorite CLIF Bar flavor?? [Re: pirate-blues]
#23609240 - 09/03/16 08:12 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
pirate-blues said:
but a calorie is a calorie.
You are what you eat
Cannibal
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Re: your favorite CLIF Bar flavor?? [Re: Repertoire89] 1
#23609245 - 09/03/16 08:13 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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It would be hard to diet using Clif Bars. I always get hungry in one hour after I eat one. That usually happens to me when I'm eating empty carbs, like bread only.
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Re: your favorite CLIF Bar flavor?? [Re: pirate-blues] 1
#23609250 - 09/03/16 08:15 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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it's basically a shittier tasting bowl of ice cream, yeah
That's my point. Eat ice cream if you want dessert, find better alternatives if you need workout supplements
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timelapses
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Thank you, I've had Cliff bars have never had a sexual connection thought to me but I guess on certain esoteric levels, anything is possible for the lonely.
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Re: your favorite CLIF Bar flavor?? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 1
#23609632 - 09/03/16 10:21 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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White chocolate macadamia nut and cool mint are my favorite.
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Re: your favorite CLIF Bar flavor?? [Re: timelapses]
#23609659 - 09/03/16 10:34 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I prefer frozen bananas dipped in chocolate with whipped cream on top if you're looking for a semi-healthy dessert that's not as fattening as ice cream. Frozen bananas with chocolate actually tastes like an ice cream sandwich.
Or you can also eat whipped cream by itself or make yourself some cotton candy if you have a machine, these are both pretty low in calories if you're craving something sweet.
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Quote:
Village-idiot said: White chocolate macadamia nut and cool mint are my favorite.
Are you my twin brother bro?
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Re: your favorite CLIF Bar flavor?? [Re: shadyy] 1
#23609967 - 09/04/16 01:14 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: your favorite CLIF Bar flavor?? [Re: shadyy]
#23609975 - 09/04/16 01:18 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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LogicaL Chaos
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Re: your favorite CLIF Bar flavor?? [Re: Connoisseur]
#23609977 - 09/04/16 01:19 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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