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need some honest relationship advice * 13
    #23606429 - 09/02/16 10:09 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

hey guys hope everything's good wit y'all anyway sorry about some of my last troll posts but i got a serious problem

so im havin sex tomorrow for the first time and i got some question but first let me give yall some background
I got a really tiny penis. One dude rated me and he said im a shitposter cause i got a three inch johnson but honestly he was being generous it's more like 1.5" after a lot of warming up.

ok dont laugh but the girl im gonna hopefully get it in is this fine as black escort i met on christianmingle.com, her name is Mystique and she's an amputee (diabetes) and slightly overweight (prolly like 250 or 275 pounds) but she got a real good figure and said she'll strap on an extra for only twenty more (free extras?? Hell yea dude)

anyway my main fear is how do i get the penis in her butt its really huge the butt and im not sure my penis can find the good part
now i been practicing all night i watched a lot of bbw porn and i been tying heavy stuff to my penis tryin to stretch out another inch or two

does anyone know how to get they're dick like twice as bigger? nothin illegal though i already had to explain my problem with the dick to the police once and when they searched me it was super embarrassing because the thing was so shrunk (I was scared) they thought I had actually been castrated when i was born

so my other question is how do i bring up poop with Mystique i really enjoy the rough and powerful pheromonal aromas of an attractive woman and i think her poop could be used to enhance my essence? should i bring it up during dinner?

guys i thank y'all for bein so cool hella shroomy have a great weekend yall i might post a trip report sunday


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: something super extreme]
    #23606475 - 09/02/16 10:22 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

lol goin for butt sex yer first time.  nice.


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23606504 - 09/02/16 10:29 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

If your dick cant reach the anus just lube the cheeks up and thrust away

Its not rocket science


Edited by BANANA.MAN (09/02/16 10:30 PM)


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: BANANA.MAN]
    #23606552 - 09/02/16 10:46 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Spread her cheeks as far as you can. Maybe use duct tape so your hands are free to grab her titties or rub her clit.  :lmafo:


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: something super extreme] * 1
    #23606600 - 09/02/16 11:08 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I wish I could read straight. Then maybe I could offer some advice. wanna talk? PM me.


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23606602 - 09/02/16 11:09 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Truvada and Tivicay are stimulant to private areas:awesketch:


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: something super extreme]
    #23606640 - 09/02/16 11:26 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I can't take anything you say seriously anymore.


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23606647 - 09/02/16 11:33 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:curbyourenthusiasm:


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: something super extreme]
    #23606651 - 09/02/16 11:36 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Spread the butt.


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: something super extreme] * 3
    #23606662 - 09/02/16 11:45 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

go for the belly button


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: The Phleg] * 4
    #23606664 - 09/02/16 11:47 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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The Phleg said:
go for the belly button




Good call, thinking outside the box. :rimshot:


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: 1234go]
    #23606668 - 09/02/16 11:50 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

i actually done that at least once im sure every girl I have sex with has gone through the tiny penis in the butt routine i mean detour


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: Konyap]
    #23606671 - 09/02/16 11:57 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I remember. "You're so cool".


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: 1234go]
    #23606726 - 09/03/16 12:39 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Jesus I just realized this is a pub thread :faceplam:

OP, bring a large English cucumber or cactus with you. Don't be selfish.


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: something super extreme] * 2
    #23606736 - 09/03/16 12:52 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

never change SSE. Can u do that for me?

Never change.


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: something super extreme] * 1
    #23606748 - 09/03/16 12:59 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Haha nice. Where'd you copy paste this from?


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: Great Scott]
    #23606762 - 09/03/16 01:10 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I bet its 100% him/her. Not sure on OPs gender.


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 3
    #23606766 - 09/03/16 01:12 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe he hasn't picked a gender yet. Don't be insensitive.


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: Great Scott]
    #23606767 - 09/03/16 01:14 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Naw thats pure sVs/SSE right there


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: Great Scott]
    #23606768 - 09/03/16 01:14 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

That was my bad :unwanted:


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 3
    #23606769 - 09/03/16 01:14 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

ANDROGYNOUS RIGHTS!

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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: Great Scott] * 3
    #23606774 - 09/03/16 01:20 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

LBGTA VI! :solidnod:


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: something super extreme]
    #23606812 - 09/03/16 01:49 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Are you trying to imitate JustForToday?


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: Great Scott] * 2
    #23607104 - 09/03/16 07:37 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Seriously_trippin said:
I can't take anything you say seriously anymore.





oooh oh no, valued poster seriouslY trippin doesnt take me serously :rollmyfuckineyesoff;

Quote:

koods said:
Jesus I just realized this is a pub thread :faceplam:

OP, bring a large English cucumber or cactus with you. Don't be selfish.





does cactus hurt butt right?

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LogicaL Chaos said:
never change SSE. Can u do that for me?

Never change.




ok


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Haha nice. Where'd you copy paste this from?




my real life experiments


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PeyoteZen said:
Maybe he hasn't picked a gender yet. Don't be insensitive.




my gender is xtreme


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: something super extreme]
    #23607109 - 09/03/16 07:38 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Tears_Acid said:
Quote:

something super extreme said:
hey guys hope everything's good wit y'all anyway sorry about some of my last troll posts but i got a serious problem

so im havin sex tomorrow for the first time and i got some question but first let me give yall some background
I got a really tiny penis. One dude rated me and he said im a shitposter cause i got a three inch johnson but honestly he was being generous it's more like 1.5" after a lot of warming up.

ok dont laugh but the girl im gonna hopefully get it in is this fine as black escort i met on christianmingle.com, her name is Mystique and she's an amputee (diabetes) and slightly overweight (prolly like 250 or 275 pounds) but she got a real good figure and said she'll strap on an extra for only twenty more (free extras?? Hell yea dude)

anyway my main fear is how do i get the penis in her butt its really huge the butt and im not sure my penis can find the good part
now i been practicing all night i watched a lot of bbw porn and i been tying heavy stuff to my penis tryin to stretch out another inch or two

does anyone know how to get they're dick like twice as bigger? nothin illegal though i already had to explain my problem with the dick to the police once and when they searched me it was super embarrassing because the thing was so shrunk (I was scared) they thought I had actually been castrated when i was born

so my other question is how do i bring up poop with Mystique i really enjoy the rough and powerful pheromonal aromas of an attractive woman and i think her poop could be used to enhance my essence? should i bring it up during dinner?

guys i thank y'all for bein so cool hella shroomy have a great weekend yall i might post a trip report sunday




This entire post reeks of troll. But, if there's any truth buried in there with a genuine desire for some advice then I'll toss some out there.

You're going to fail at sex dude. Lol it will not only be a failure but a horrible failure that hangs over you forever. Just do what koods said & bring a dildo because you're not gonna get your peenor wet at all with a bbw. Go for another gal with less obstacles to get through to reach your destination or just know what to expect. X_X





so should i tell Mytsique to loose some weight


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: something super extreme]
    #23607147 - 09/03/16 07:59 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

just tell mystique to gargle your bean bag and chode at the same time. probably feel good

as far as elongating your penis, you have to run a couple miles on the track with a couple caddilacs tied to the tip


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: plasma] * 1
    #23607702 - 09/03/16 11:29 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

To svs:

You aren't funny and your level of try hard is embarrassing :shrug:


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: Masked] * 5
    #23607848 - 09/03/16 12:07 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

thats cool wanna cry about it together


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: Masked]
    #23607851 - 09/03/16 12:08 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:smug:


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: something super extreme] * 2
    #23607922 - 09/03/16 12:35 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

You are so edgy :douchewink:

Your attention seeking, try hard nonsense is truly embarrassing.


You are an embarrassment to what good trolling is


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: Masked] * 9
    #23607942 - 09/03/16 12:41 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

thats good bro let it all out, sometimes u just need to cry about it


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: something super extreme] * 1
    #23607999 - 09/03/16 01:02 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Crying about what exactly ?


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23608156 - 09/03/16 02:08 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

majer butthrt


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23608163 - 09/03/16 02:11 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

The waaahmbulance is on it's way.


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: something super extreme] * 1
    #23608179 - 09/03/16 02:20 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

PeyoteZen said:
The waaahmbulance is on it's way.



Quote:

something super extreme said:
majer butthrt


:laugh2:



Match made in hell :lol:

I can say with 100% conviction that I really don't give a shit.. I'm getting tired of shit posting but if it gets annoying enough I'll just ignore.


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23608190 - 09/03/16 02:23 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

so then you do give a shit.
i bet you're the type who will finally cave in and ignore me and then post about how you have me on ignore all the time.


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: something super extreme]
    #23608238 - 09/03/16 02:36 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Thats funny because people acctually do that all the time with people they ignore

"oh that looser? I put hin on ignore a long time ago"

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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: something super extreme] * 1
    #23608619 - 09/03/16 04:34 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

something super extreme said:
so then you do give a shit.
i bet you're the type who will finally cave in and ignore me and then post about how you have me on ignore all the time.


:laugh2:



Lol I'll take you up on that bet.


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23608680 - 09/03/16 04:57 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

oh please no dont do it i couldnt handle the other 29 pubbers ignoring me my heart cant take it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: Masked]
    #23608829 - 09/03/16 05:55 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Masked said:
You are an embarrassment to what good trolling is



Seeing as I never even knew what trolling was until I became a mod what... 6 months ago, I gotta say Masked, I think our man sVs is pretty damn skilled in the art.

I mean, I can't say it's something I admire, or would ever engage in myself, but I think I know talent when I see it. As I said on my rating I gave sVs, I might not like the way he treats others at times, but my gut says he's a community man at heart, just like you and I are...


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23608928 - 09/03/16 06:32 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I'm pretty sure svs is just a robot posting automated responses


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: plasma]
    #23608934 - 09/03/16 06:36 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I think you're thinking of Enlil. I hear on good reputation:

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Don't listen to a robot "man" who self identifies as a psychopath to avoid the synthetic nature of his being. I'd also be pessimistic if I was manufactured from discarded fax machine parts and released into the world to fend for myself, but don't let outmoded technology effect your opinions.




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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23608984 - 09/03/16 06:55 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

You could write volumes describing what Enlil is.
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Enlil is a known closeted Satanist, a soulless robot, and a lawyer by profession. He is actually a really cool guy with a high intelligence quotient. But he is also only to be fraternized with and not trusted outside of the realm of terrestrial reality.




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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: Great Scott]
    #23608988 - 09/03/16 06:56 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Funny, I could describe him in two words.


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: something super extreme]
    #23608997 - 09/03/16 07:01 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Do it, the suspense is killing me.


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23609001 - 09/03/16 07:03 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Flesh robot


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23609011 - 09/03/16 07:06 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

rhadamanthine oblocutor


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: something super extreme]
    #23609018 - 09/03/16 07:09 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

To the laymen amonst us (stunning vocab sVs) he means:

an inflexibly just or severe judge. A disputer; a gainsayer.


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23609025 - 09/03/16 07:11 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

thanks i studied wordology real good


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: something super extreme]
    #23609033 - 09/03/16 07:14 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I can tell you're a full on wordist. Do the good ones get you hard? The arouse something in my loins, I tell you that.


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    #23609127 - 09/03/16 07:45 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I LOVE LONG HARD WORDS IN MY MOUTH


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: something super extreme]
    #23609134 - 09/03/16 07:46 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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something super extreme said:
I LOVE LONG HARD WORDS IN MY MOUTH



Antidisestablishmentarianism?


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23609148 - 09/03/16 07:49 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

fallaciloquence - the words of a lawyer

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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: something super extreme]
    #23609155 - 09/03/16 07:50 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

You mean the words of Enlil? Can we get onto the dictionary people about that??


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 3
    #23611285 - 09/04/16 12:42 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

ok every1 i bangt her and i have been reborn as jesus chrost
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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: something super extreme]
    #23617313 - 09/06/16 07:46 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

she's not answerin my texts anymore sum1 help


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: something super extreme]
    #23617348 - 09/06/16 07:56 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Stalk her and ask her why not.


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: something super extreme]
    #23617799 - 09/06/16 11:06 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

DSHSB


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    #23617992 - 09/06/16 12:17 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:creepylurker:


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    #23618005 - 09/06/16 12:19 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Listen, you have any problems at all... just don't come to me. Ok? I got enough on my hands
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    #23618007 - 09/06/16 12:20 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Stalk her and ask her why not.





im shittin outside her house right now with a pair of benoculars but these dudes keep comin in then leavin a few minutes later

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DSHSB




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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: something super extreme] * 1
    #23618573 - 09/06/16 02:59 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Squidward dabbing never fails to impress :yesnod:


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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23618583 - 09/06/16 03:03 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I ate at Carls Jr a fat burger of western quality to become authentically full.  That mission is over, All I have left to do is turn hella shit loads of clothing from males to female in self.  I'm doing it now just by wearing and it goes fast because I'm very accepting and i feel it deeply.:sad:


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    #23618603 - 09/06/16 03:09 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Squidward dabbing never fails to impress :yesnod:





it was patrick and he was rolling his balls off breh


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