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Great Scott
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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 3
#23606769 - 09/03/16 01:14 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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ANDROGYNOUS RIGHTS!
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LogicaL Chaos
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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: Great Scott] 3
#23606774 - 09/03/16 01:20 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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LBGTA VI!
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twighead
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Are you trying to imitate JustForToday?
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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: Great Scott] 2
#23607104 - 09/03/16 07:37 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Seriously_trippin said: I can't take anything you say seriously anymore.
oooh oh no, valued poster seriouslY trippin doesnt take me serously :rollmyfuckineyesoff;
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koods said: Jesus I just realized this is a pub thread :faceplam:
OP, bring a large English cucumber or cactus with you. Don't be selfish.
does cactus hurt butt right?
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LogicaL Chaos said: never change SSE. Can u do that for me?
Never change.
ok
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PeyoteZen said: Haha nice. Where'd you copy paste this from?
my real life experiments
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PeyoteZen said: Maybe he hasn't picked a gender yet. Don't be insensitive.
my gender is xtreme
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Tears_Acid said:
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something super extreme said: hey guys hope everything's good wit y'all anyway sorry about some of my last troll posts but i got a serious problem
so im havin sex tomorrow for the first time and i got some question but first let me give yall some background I got a really tiny penis. One dude rated me and he said im a shitposter cause i got a three inch johnson but honestly he was being generous it's more like 1.5" after a lot of warming up.
ok dont laugh but the girl im gonna hopefully get it in is this fine as black escort i met on christianmingle.com, her name is Mystique and she's an amputee (diabetes) and slightly overweight (prolly like 250 or 275 pounds) but she got a real good figure and said she'll strap on an extra for only twenty more (free extras?? Hell yea dude)
anyway my main fear is how do i get the penis in her butt its really huge the butt and im not sure my penis can find the good part now i been practicing all night i watched a lot of bbw porn and i been tying heavy stuff to my penis tryin to stretch out another inch or two
does anyone know how to get they're dick like twice as bigger? nothin illegal though i already had to explain my problem with the dick to the police once and when they searched me it was super embarrassing because the thing was so shrunk (I was scared) they thought I had actually been castrated when i was born
so my other question is how do i bring up poop with Mystique i really enjoy the rough and powerful pheromonal aromas of an attractive woman and i think her poop could be used to enhance my essence? should i bring it up during dinner?
guys i thank y'all for bein so cool hella shroomy have a great weekend yall i might post a trip report sunday
This entire post reeks of troll. But, if there's any truth buried in there with a genuine desire for some advice then I'll toss some out there.
You're going to fail at sex dude. Lol it will not only be a failure but a horrible failure that hangs over you forever. Just do what koods said & bring a dildo because you're not gonna get your peenor wet at all with a bbw. Go for another gal with less obstacles to get through to reach your destination or just know what to expect. X_X
so should i tell Mytsique to loose some weight
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plasma
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just tell mystique to gargle your bean bag and chode at the same time. probably feel good
as far as elongating your penis, you have to run a couple miles on the track with a couple caddilacs tied to the tip
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Masked
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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: plasma] 1
#23607702 - 09/03/16 11:29 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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To svs:
You aren't funny and your level of try hard is embarrassing
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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: Masked] 5
#23607848 - 09/03/16 12:07 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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thats cool wanna cry about it together
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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: Masked]
#23607851 - 09/03/16 12:08 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Masked
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You are so edgy 
Your attention seeking, try hard nonsense is truly embarrassing.
You are an embarrassment to what good trolling is
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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: Masked] 9
#23607942 - 09/03/16 12:41 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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thats good bro let it all out, sometimes u just need to cry about it
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Seriously_trippin
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Crying about what exactly ?
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Great Scott
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The waaahmbulance is on it's way.
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PeyoteZen said: The waaahmbulance is on it's way.
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something super extreme said: majer butthrt

Match made in hell 
I can say with 100% conviction that I really don't give a shit.. I'm getting tired of shit posting but if it gets annoying enough I'll just ignore.
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so then you do give a shit. i bet you're the type who will finally cave in and ignore me and then post about how you have me on ignore all the time.
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BANANA.MAN
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Thats funny because people acctually do that all the time with people they ignore
"oh that looser? I put hin on ignore a long time ago"
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Seriously_trippin
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something super extreme said: so then you do give a shit. i bet you're the type who will finally cave in and ignore me and then post about how you have me on ignore all the time.

Lol I'll take you up on that bet.
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oh please no dont do it i couldnt handle the other 29 pubbers ignoring me my heart cant take it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: need some honest relationship advice [Re: Masked]
#23608829 - 09/03/16 05:55 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Masked said: You are an embarrassment to what good trolling is
Seeing as I never even knew what trolling was until I became a mod what... 6 months ago, I gotta say Masked, I think our man sVs is pretty damn skilled in the art.
I mean, I can't say it's something I admire, or would ever engage in myself, but I think I know talent when I see it. As I said on my rating I gave sVs, I might not like the way he treats others at times, but my gut says he's a community man at heart, just like you and I are...
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