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Do you poop in da nude?..
#23602001 - 09/01/16 05:41 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Serious question. i do.
Edited by zZZz (09/01/16 05:48 PM)
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Burke Dennings
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Re: Do you poop in da dude?.. [Re: zZZz]
#23602010 - 09/01/16 05:46 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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You poop in a dude?
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at work right now I have to shit so bad im prairie doggin my computer chair
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zZZz
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shit.. must be the coffee..
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Re: Do you poop in da dude?.. [Re: zZZz]
#23602019 - 09/01/16 05:50 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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no, normally am dressed by then but i noticed the other day that i strictly pee holding my dick with my left hand, yet i very right hand dominate.
it felt pretty weird holding it with my right while peeing
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Re: Do you poop in da dude?.. [Re: zZZz]
#23602023 - 09/01/16 05:52 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I want to poop back and forth.
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Burke Dennings
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For how long?
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Re: Do you poop in da dude?.. [Re: thelanzii]
#23602070 - 09/01/16 06:03 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Nemmies said: no, normally am dressed by then but i noticed the other day that i strictly pee holding my dick with my left hand, yet i very right hand dominate.
Same here, I think it's that my right hand is better at operating the zipper. In the movie "Gattaca" there was a thing where someone was discovered as impersonating someone else because they were supposed to be ____ handed and they held their dick with the "wrong" hand when doing a urine test. I remember thinking that was such bullshit.
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Re: Do you poop in da dude?.. [Re: zZZz]
#23602120 - 09/01/16 06:16 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I take my shirt off when I poop so the smell isn't working it's way up into my shirt so it can linger. If I'm about to shower then I'll be naked anyway. Poo shirts no thanks.
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Quote:
Burke Dennings said: For how long?
Forever
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Re: Do you poop in da nude?.. [Re: zZZz]
#23602126 - 09/01/16 06:18 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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zZZz said: Serious question. i do.
I knew this chick who was fucking a guy in the back room at a party and she had the brown mushies and shit all over him.
Hence, the monicker 'Shitty Shirley'
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Best get them nitrile gloves and start picking those heroin logs out. Man, poppy pods made it the worst but at least I never needed anal play to shit. I don't know how people do it. Whitney Houston had to pull them out of Bobby Brown or vice versa.
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zZZz
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i believe u
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Re: Do you poop in da dude?.. [Re: Adden]
#23602136 - 09/01/16 06:21 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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The term for waking up is shit, shower shave. So nude shutting is pretty normal
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Shit shave shower. You can shave what you missed while showering.
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Re: Do you poop in da dude?.. [Re: Adden]
#23602162 - 09/01/16 06:28 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I prefer get high, go back to sleep for as long as possible, jerk off while drinking coffee, then shit, then shower. I can jerk off a second time if I feel like it in the shower.
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Yea i always shave before shower to feel of i missed. Some more hairy types suggest you need the shower to lift the hair up. Either way lots of people shit nude.
Pretty sure this is a thread based on irony.
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moonrockmushy
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Pretty sure OP is a scat fetishist.
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If you mean when they open their mouth shit falls out prehaps
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Re: Do you poop in da dude?.. [Re: zZZz]
#23602205 - 09/01/16 06:35 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Step the fuck off, imposter.
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moonrockmushy
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No I mean when shit falls out they open their mouth
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So no cup one gurls mouth? Im figuring it out
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One poop two buttholes. Forever.
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I hit my face with an electric razor. When that's done, I use hot/wet towels to open my pores, then go over it with a regular razor to make sure I'm smooth as can be. Then I shower.
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