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Do you poop in da nude?..
    #23602001 - 09/01/16 05:41 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Serious question. i do.


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Re: Do you poop in da dude?.. [Re: zZZz]
    #23602010 - 09/01/16 05:46 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

You poop in a dude?


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Re: Do you poop in da dude?.. [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23602015 - 09/01/16 05:47 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

at work right now I have to shit so bad im prairie doggin my computer chair


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Re: Do you poop in da dude?.. [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23602018 - 09/01/16 05:48 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

shit.. must be the coffee..


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Re: Do you poop in da dude?.. [Re: zZZz]
    #23602019 - 09/01/16 05:50 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

no, normally am dressed by then  but i noticed the other day that i strictly pee holding my dick with my left hand, yet i very right hand dominate.

it felt pretty weird holding it with my right while peeing


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Re: Do you poop in da dude?.. [Re: zZZz]
    #23602023 - 09/01/16 05:52 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I want to poop back and forth.


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Re: Do you poop in da dude?.. [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23602055 - 09/01/16 06:01 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

For how long?


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Re: Do you poop in da dude?.. [Re: thelanzii]
    #23602070 - 09/01/16 06:03 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Nemmies said:
no, normally am dressed by then  but i noticed the other day that i strictly pee holding my dick with my left hand, yet i very right hand dominate.




Same here, I think it's that my right hand is better at operating the zipper. In the movie "Gattaca" there was a thing where someone was discovered as impersonating someone else because they were supposed to be ____ handed and they held their dick with the "wrong" hand when doing a urine test. I remember thinking that was such bullshit.


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Re: Do you poop in da dude?.. [Re: zZZz]
    #23602120 - 09/01/16 06:16 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I take my shirt off when I poop so the smell isn't working it's way up into my shirt so it can linger. If I'm about to shower then I'll be naked anyway. Poo shirts no thanks.


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Re: Do you poop in da dude?.. [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23602121 - 09/01/16 06:17 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
For how long?




Forever :sadyes:


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Re: Do you poop in da nude?.. [Re: zZZz]
    #23602126 - 09/01/16 06:18 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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zZZz said:
Serious question. i do.





I knew this chick who was fucking a guy in the back room at a party and she had the brown mushies and shit all over him.

Hence, the monicker 'Shitty Shirley'


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Re: Do you poop in da dude?.. [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23602132 - 09/01/16 06:20 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Best get them nitrile gloves and start picking those heroin logs out. Man, poppy pods made it the worst but at least I never needed anal play to shit. I don't know how people do it. Whitney Houston had to pull them out of Bobby Brown or vice versa.


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Re: Do you poop in da nude?.. [Re: starfire_xes]
    #23602133 - 09/01/16 06:20 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

i believe u


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Re: Do you poop in da dude?.. [Re: Adden]
    #23602136 - 09/01/16 06:21 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

The term for waking up is shit, shower shave. So nude shutting is pretty normal


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Re: Do you poop in da dude?.. [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #23602155 - 09/01/16 06:26 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Shit shave shower. You can shave what you missed while showering.


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Re: Do you poop in da dude?.. [Re: Adden]
    #23602162 - 09/01/16 06:28 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I prefer get high, go back to sleep for as long as possible, jerk off while drinking coffee, then shit, then shower.  I can jerk off a second time if I feel like it in the shower.


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Re: Do you poop in da dude?.. [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23602176 - 09/01/16 06:31 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Yea i always shave before shower to feel of i missed. Some more hairy types suggest you need the shower to lift the hair up. Either way lots of people shit nude.

Pretty sure this is a thread based on irony.


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Re: Do you poop in da dude?.. [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #23602186 - 09/01/16 06:32 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Pretty sure OP is a scat fetishist.


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Re: Do you poop in da dude?.. [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23602195 - 09/01/16 06:34 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

If you mean when they open their mouth shit falls out prehaps


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Re: Do you poop in da dude?.. [Re: zZZz]
    #23602205 - 09/01/16 06:35 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Step the fuck off, imposter.


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Re: Do you poop in da dude?.. [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #23602207 - 09/01/16 06:35 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

No I mean when shit falls out they open their mouth


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Re: Do you poop in da dude?.. [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23602213 - 09/01/16 06:37 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

So no cup one gurls mouth? Im figuring it out


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Re: Do you poop in da dude?.. [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #23602233 - 09/01/16 06:42 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

One poop two buttholes.  Forever.


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Re: Do you poop in da dude?.. [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #23602245 - 09/01/16 06:45 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I hit my face with an electric razor. When that's done, I use hot/wet towels to open my pores, then go over it with a regular razor to make sure I'm smooth as can be. Then I shower.


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