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Patlal
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Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off?
#23601427 - 09/01/16 02:51 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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There's always some guuy somewhere challenging himself and others to go a full month without sex of any kind. Of course, every guy fails on the third day and the challenge is quickly forgotten about
But there's gotta beat least one guy out there that sat down, had a pep talk with his dick and pulled off the challenge. Is it one of you?
What's the longest ever (except your childhood) you went without anything to get off?
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: Patlal]
#23601523 - 09/01/16 03:20 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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yea i've gone more than a month..
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: Patlal] 1
#23601534 - 09/01/16 03:24 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Probably like 3 days
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: Patlal]
#23601547 - 09/01/16 03:29 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Over a month with a lot of exercise.
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: Patlal]
#23601548 - 09/01/16 03:29 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Nine days.
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: Skellies]
#23601557 - 09/01/16 03:32 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Almost a week a few years ago. Went on a trip.
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: Patlal]
#23601589 - 09/01/16 03:43 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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While sober, maybe a week at the most.
But on opiates, I would have sex with my then girlfriend just about every day, never really came because of the opiates and never jacked off..For the same reason.
I still don't understand how so many people truly enjoy sex on opiates. Maybe PE problems?
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: Repertoire89] 1
#23601594 - 09/01/16 03:45 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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austothehun said: Nine days.
You are amazing
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zZZz said: yea i've gone more than a month..
You sir, are a hero.
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Repertoire89 said: Probably like 3 days
Freak...
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: kr0nik0]
#23601636 - 09/01/16 03:59 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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kr0nik0 said: While sober, maybe a week at the most.
But on opiates, I would have sex with my then girlfriend just about every day, never really came because of the opiates and never jacked off..For the same reason.
I still don't understand how so many people truly enjoy sex on opiates. Maybe PE problems?
Same here.
I can't cum consistently on opiates either. Perc dick.
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: Patlal] 3
#23601683 - 09/01/16 04:13 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I've gone 3 weeks without blowing my whistle, only other teapots will understand what i'm saying.
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: The Cheshire Cat]
#23601826 - 09/01/16 04:52 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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i used to go like a year when i was younger i think i went like 3 months and then 6 months one time
now I can't even stop for two weeks once you get **** the fun nver stops
my thing is beat up looking
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: Patlal] 2
#23601835 - 09/01/16 04:53 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Masturbation is a sin.
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: Crazy_Horse]
#23601875 - 09/01/16 05:03 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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After about 3 days my mind gets stuck in the gutter and the blue balls set in. Then it's cum cum cum
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: Crazy_Horse] 1
#23601877 - 09/01/16 05:03 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Crazy_Horse said: Masturbation is a sin.
So many stars to attend to...
Billions of them!
But god is fixated on one species of primates...
He is especially fixated on what the primates do while naked.
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: Crazy_Horse]
#23601890 - 09/01/16 05:06 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm condemned to hell then. Damn I was looking forward to the premier of jesus christ superstar lol
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: Electric Wizard21]
#23601898 - 09/01/16 05:09 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I've gone 2+ months before without jerking it. Heroin Addiction will do that. But once off the opiates, I found myself tugging the ole meat stick a few times a week.
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: The Cheshire Cat] 2
#23601899 - 09/01/16 05:09 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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The Cheshire Cat said:
Quote:
Crazy_Horse said: Masturbation is a sin.
So many stars to attend to...
Billions of them!
But god is fixated on one species of primates...
He is especially fixated on what the primates do while naked.
Now you get it..
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: Crazy_Horse]
#23601971 - 09/01/16 05:31 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Crazy_Horse said:
Quote:
The Cheshire Cat said:
Quote:
Crazy_Horse said: Masturbation is a sin.
So many stars to attend to...
Billions of them!
But god is fixated on one species of primates...
He is especially fixated on what the primates do while naked.
Now you get it..
( ͡͡° ͜͜ʖ ͡°) nope.
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: The Cheshire Cat]
#23601990 - 09/01/16 05:35 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Seven weeks biiiaaatch. Wasn't intentional though, just had no free time for seven weeks straight .
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: Patlal]
#23602021 - 09/01/16 05:50 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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6 months cause of junkery and mental illness. I felt like someone was looking over my shoulder everywhere I was. It took the power of a Girl in Yoga pants to break the spell
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: Love_spirit]
#23602222 - 09/01/16 06:39 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Not sure how you wake up with a full hard on and don't deal with it. Must work out a lot.
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: falsereality]
#23602311 - 09/01/16 07:01 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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falsereality said: Seven weeks biiiaaatch. Wasn't intentional though, just had no free time for seven weeks straight .
Bullshit. I do not buy the "no free time" reason. You can blow a load by accidentally rubbing your dick on anything through your jeans by that point.
Then again, I've never gone 7 weeks... Does your dick die after a few weeks of starvation?
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#23602367 - 09/01/16 07:17 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Love_spirit said: It took the power of a Girl in Yoga pants to break the spell
Girls in yoga pants is like the Arch-Nemesis of No-Fap adherents...
I'm trying to stop masturbating for a while. My dick is slightly tilted to the right from using my right-hand. I could use my left-hand to correct it but I'm not ambidextrous. Maybe I need to learn to be. It's like having a picture hanging on your wall that's just ever-so-slightly permanently tilted off-center. So annoying.
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: mctaveesh]
#23602382 - 09/01/16 07:20 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Month and a half......I had an injury though.
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: pineninja]
#23602388 - 09/01/16 07:23 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I jerked off for a month once. I was pretty sore after but overall I enjoyed it.
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23602428 - 09/01/16 07:32 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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12 days in to this. Current trajectory suggests I will make it if I can avoid the temptation to edge.
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: pineninja]
#23602551 - 09/01/16 08:11 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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pineninja said: Month and a half......I had an injury though.
You broke your penis?
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: Patlal]
#23602623 - 09/01/16 08:27 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Effectively was dealing with caustic soda pearl and mustve had a bit on my hands before a toilet stop....by the end of the day I had a hole in the shaft couple if mm deep an 10 across....took forever to heal every morning I'd wake up with a boner and a scab that had as a result come loose.....its making me shudder just remembering.
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: Patlal]
#23602671 - 09/01/16 08:39 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I regularly go from three weeks - a month or month and a half without masturbating. Then I might masturbate two days in a row, maybe twice over the course of three days, then it's back to a longer break.
It's nothing special to me, it's just not that satisfying of an experience. I guess you could say I used to have a lot of pent up sexual energy, but now I'm at the point where I simply relate to it differently. I don't get turned on by every beautiful woman I see, and I'm almost exclusively interested in long, drawn out romantic escapades.
I have had women basically fall in my lap recently, and I didn't do anything about it because I simply wasn't interested in sex of that kind.
Maybe I'm a complete anomaly for young males in this day and age, but baby, I'm a lover, and: "the blue cherubs of love do not fly for masturbators" - Tom Robbins. ( I don't actually agree, I think masturbation is totally fine, but I abstain for the most part in order to focus less on sex and more on emotion, while simultaneously saving up all that tension for profound releases, ~1minute long orgasms etc. )
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: Patlal]
#23602739 - 09/01/16 08:58 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Patlal said:
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falsereality said: Seven weeks biiiaaatch. Wasn't intentional though, just had no free time for seven weeks straight .
Bullshit. I do not buy the "no free time" reason. You can blow a load by accidentally rubbing your dick on anything through your jeans by that point.
Then again, I've never gone 7 weeks... Does your dick die after a few weeks of starvation?
I was in a jrotc bootcamp, no free time, girls or privacy + constant exhaustion. You stop thinking about jacking off after a while.
Crazy dreams about sex though .
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: falsereality]
#23602743 - 09/01/16 08:59 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Something like 3 weeks or close to it.
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: Patlal]
#23602749 - 09/01/16 09:01 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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"Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off?"
Yes. Over two months when I was in NAVY boot camp.
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#23603379 - 09/02/16 12:38 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I got my hands chopped off in an unfortunate boating accident so now they are hooks. It's difficult to arrange a masturbation on a regular basis.
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: abltsandwich]
#23603484 - 09/02/16 01:26 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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11 weeks at basic training.
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: California]
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California said: "Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off?"
Yes. Over two months when I was in NAVY boot camp.
Did your ballz explode?
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23603536 - 09/02/16 01:57 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I've never tried. I rub one out every night before bed.
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: Seriously_trippin]
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My libido is very bipolar.
Some weeks im extremely horny, and a simple trip to the gorcery store becomes a soft core peep show for my eyes.
Then other weeks, i have zero libido and i forget about hot babes and get *really* into my hobbies like music, or shroom cultivation or shopping for new stuff.
Then the next week, the horniness comes back in full swing.
Right now, i got a pretty low libido and hot chicks do nothing for me, and become more a piece of art than a object of lust.
As for holding out, ive done about a week or so. Mostly due to my low libido bipolar swing thing i got.
Havent tried holding out for 2 weeks, but when im horny and i dont splooge, i get really sexy dreams. I love those dreams
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: Patlal]
#23603621 - 09/02/16 03:23 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I went a solid 6 months maybe 7. Idk why I went on a hiatus, guess just to prove to myself I didn't need it and I was trying to reach self enlightenment. After I got some good pussyagain... Well the rest is history . But in the end I guess I get off to counting money.
I could probably do another no-stroke-a-thon if I wasn't engaged.
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
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Not since I was 12 years old.... and that's when I discovered masturbation and orgasms for the first time I can't go long without an orgasm, especially since I quit opiates. If I don't ejaculate, it's like my body dosen't function (can't think of anything but sex, worse PAWS symptoms), a monkey is on my back and my dick is on fire (in a good way).
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: daz01]
#23603635 - 09/02/16 03:34 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Even in jail/prison I'd jack off any chance I got, which is when your bunkie is snoring. You gotta take a little tp with you and keep it in your bunk, then when your bunkie starts snoring, you start cranking. It sucks if you are mid crank and the snoring stops.......then it's like hide the boner and pretend you are asleep.....sometimes the snoring never comes back.....and you are blue balled into the night, unless you wanna risk fapping as quietly as possible and then ditching the cum tp before bunk check in the AM.
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I hope your bunkie wasnt Nasty Nate 
I wonder if anyone goes to solidary confinement just to have a quiet place to spank it.
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23603660 - 09/02/16 03:57 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Some days solitary is a fucking gift. Depends on how the pod is going.
It gets so fucking loud and it gets so fucking obnoxious, that a little time alone is much needed.
The food is way way worse in solitaire though, and a lot of time you only get the bible......but what better to jerk off to.
The worst is if you are in a pod with cells, and they do a lock out instead of a lock down, so all fucking day you have to sit with a bunch of goons and you can't go sleep or go get any of your commissary, and you definitely can't jerk off......well.....I mean you could....but.....
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: vandago]
#23603663 - 09/02/16 03:59 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sounds pretty shitty all around.
What did u go to prison for, if u dont mind me asking?
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23603684 - 09/02/16 04:23 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Being a fucking idiot.
Drugs and guns to keep it short and sweet.
It was a while ago and I only had to do 6 months with the remaining time over my head on intense probation.
Not a fun place to be really, but where I was wasn't nearly as bad as a lot of places.
Depends on where they send you, the county, the state, or federal.
Some places like the satalite camp in oregon are cake walks. Some places like Orleans Parrish Prison you're lucky to walk out of.
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Brown Buffalo
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: vandago]
#23603699 - 09/02/16 04:43 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Three four weeks Max
And I had loads of wet dreams
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mt cleverest
clevendafodil

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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: Brown Buffalo]
#23603856 - 09/02/16 07:03 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I went exactly 3 months. When I finally came, all it took was a couple strokes, didnt even get hard.
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Apostle
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: Patlal]
#23604174 - 09/02/16 10:09 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yes, my record is around a month maybe a bit more.
I am a very horny individual too.
i noticed some nice results but it may have been placebo, in any case it was an exercise in self-control
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blackdust

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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: mt cleverest]
#23604181 - 09/02/16 10:12 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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at least once a month for a few days ill get a boner that will not go away jerk off 6 times a day and my dick still gets hard EVEN IN MY SLEEP
dosent matter if im getting laid or not ...still happens
the longest i have gone is prob a week and half seem to get a lot more aggressive/assertive when i dont nut for a few days
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LogicaL Chaos
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs




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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: mt cleverest]
#23604183 - 09/02/16 10:13 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
mt cleverest said: I went exactly 3 months. When I finally came, all it took was a couple strokes, didnt even get hard.
Damn, thats nutz (bad pun intended).
Its like a tickin' timebomb.
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