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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: daz01]
    #23603637 - 09/02/16 03:35 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: vandago] * 1
    #23603653 - 09/02/16 03:54 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I hope your bunkie wasnt Nasty Nate :lol:

I wonder if anyone goes to solidary confinement just to have a quiet place to spank it.


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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23603660 - 09/02/16 03:57 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Some days solitary is a fucking gift.  Depends on how the pod is going.

It gets so fucking loud and it gets so fucking obnoxious, that a little time alone is much needed.


The food is way way worse in solitaire though, and a lot of time you only get the bible......but what better to jerk off to.


The worst is if you are in a pod with cells, and they do a lock out instead of a lock down, so all fucking day you have to sit with a bunch of goons and you can't go sleep or go get any of your commissary, and you definitely can't jerk off......well.....I mean you could....but.....


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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: vandago]
    #23603663 - 09/02/16 03:59 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Sounds pretty shitty all around.

What did u go to prison for, if u dont mind me asking?


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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23603684 - 09/02/16 04:23 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Being a fucking idiot.

Drugs and guns to keep it short and sweet.

It was a while ago and I only had to do 6 months with the remaining time over my head on intense probation.

Not a fun place to be really, but where I was wasn't nearly as bad as a lot of places.

Depends on where they send you, the county, the state, or federal.

Some places like the satalite camp in oregon are cake walks.  Some places like Orleans Parrish Prison you're lucky to walk out of.


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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: vandago]
    #23603699 - 09/02/16 04:43 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Three four weeks Max

And I had loads of wet dreams :rofl:


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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: Brown Buffalo]
    #23603856 - 09/02/16 07:03 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I went exactly 3 months. When I finally came, all it took was a couple strokes, didnt even get hard.


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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: Patlal]
    #23604174 - 09/02/16 10:09 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Yes, my record is around a month maybe a bit more.


I am a very horny individual too.

i noticed some nice results but it may have been placebo, in any case it was an exercise in self-control


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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: mt cleverest]
    #23604181 - 09/02/16 10:12 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

at least once a month for a few days ill get a boner that will not go away
jerk off 6 times a day and my dick still gets hard
EVEN IN MY SLEEP

dosent matter if im getting laid or not
...still happens

the longest i have gone is prob a week and half
seem to get a lot more aggressive/assertive when i dont nut for a few days


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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: mt cleverest]
    #23604183 - 09/02/16 10:13 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

mt cleverest said:
I went exactly 3 months. When I finally came, all it took was a couple strokes, didnt even get hard.




Damn, thats nutz (bad pun intended).

Its like a tickin' timebomb.


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