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OfflinePatlal
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Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off?
    #23601427 - 09/01/16 02:51 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

There's always some guuy somewhere challenging himself and others to go a full month without sex of any kind. Of course, every guy fails on the third day and the challenge is quickly forgotten about

But there's gotta beat least one guy out there that sat down, had a pep talk with his dick and pulled off the challenge. Is it one of you?

What's the longest ever (except your childhood) you went without anything to get off?


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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: Patlal]
    #23601523 - 09/01/16 03:20 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

yea i've gone more than a month..


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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #23601534 - 09/01/16 03:24 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Probably like 3 days


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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: Patlal]
    #23601547 - 09/01/16 03:29 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Over a month with a lot of exercise.


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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: Patlal]
    #23601548 - 09/01/16 03:29 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Nine days.


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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: Skellies]
    #23601557 - 09/01/16 03:32 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Almost a week a few years ago. Went on a trip.


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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: Patlal]
    #23601589 - 09/01/16 03:43 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

While sober, maybe a week at the most.

But on opiates, I would have sex with my then girlfriend just about every day, never really came because of the opiates and never jacked off..For the same reason.

I still don't understand how so many people truly enjoy sex on opiates. Maybe PE problems?


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: Repertoire89] * 1
    #23601594 - 09/01/16 03:45 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

austothehun said:
Nine days.




You are amazing

Quote:

zZZz said:
yea i've gone more than a month..




You sir, are a hero.

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Repertoire89 said:
Probably like 3 days




Freak...


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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: kr0nik0]
    #23601636 - 09/01/16 03:59 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

kr0nik0 said:
While sober, maybe a week at the most.

But on opiates, I would have sex with my then girlfriend just about every day, never really came because of the opiates and never jacked off..For the same reason.

I still don't understand how so many people truly enjoy sex on opiates. Maybe PE problems?




Same here.

I can't cum consistently on opiates either. Perc dick.


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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: Patlal] * 3
    #23601683 - 09/01/16 04:13 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I've gone 3 weeks without blowing my whistle, only other teapots will understand what i'm saying.


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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: The Cheshire Cat]
    #23601826 - 09/01/16 04:52 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

i used to go like a year when i was younger
i think i went like 3 months and then 6 months one time

now I can't even stop for two weeks
once you get **** the fun nver stops

my thing is beat up looking


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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: Patlal] * 2
    #23601835 - 09/01/16 04:53 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Masturbation is a sin.


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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: Crazy_Horse]
    #23601875 - 09/01/16 05:03 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

After about 3 days my mind gets stuck in the gutter and the blue balls set in. Then it's cum cum cum


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OfflineThe Cheshire Cat
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: Crazy_Horse] * 1
    #23601877 - 09/01/16 05:03 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Crazy_Horse said:
Masturbation is a sin.




So many stars to attend to...

Billions of them!

But god is fixated on one species of primates...

He is especially fixated on what the primates do while naked.


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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: Crazy_Horse]
    #23601890 - 09/01/16 05:06 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I'm condemned to hell then. Damn I was looking forward to the premier of jesus christ superstar lol
:lol:


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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23601898 - 09/01/16 05:09 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I've gone 2+ months before without jerking it.
Heroin Addiction will do that.
But once off the opiates, I found myself tugging the ole meat stick a few times a week.


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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: The Cheshire Cat] * 2
    #23601899 - 09/01/16 05:09 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

The Cheshire Cat said:
Quote:

Crazy_Horse said:
Masturbation is a sin.




So many stars to attend to...

Billions of them!

But god is fixated on one species of primates...

He is especially fixated on what the primates do while naked.




Now you get it..


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OfflineThe Cheshire Cat
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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: Crazy_Horse]
    #23601971 - 09/01/16 05:31 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Crazy_Horse said:
Quote:

The Cheshire Cat said:
Quote:

Crazy_Horse said:
Masturbation is a sin.




So many stars to attend to...

Billions of them!

But god is fixated on one species of primates...

He is especially fixated on what the primates do while naked.




Now you get it..




( ͡͡° ͜͜ʖ ͡°) nope.


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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: The Cheshire Cat]
    #23601990 - 09/01/16 05:35 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Seven weeks biiiaaatch. Wasn't intentional though, just had no free time for seven weeks straight :shrug:.


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Re: Has anyone ever successfully went a month without jerking off? [Re: Patlal]
    #23602021 - 09/01/16 05:50 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

6 months cause of junkery and mental illness. I  felt like someone was looking over my shoulder everywhere I was.
:nonono:
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