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Re: If you were judged and sent to heaven or hell which would it be? [Re: Alyssa]
    #23600815 - 09/01/16 11:25 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Takes one to know one.
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Re: If you were judged and sent to heaven or hell which would it be? [Re: something super extreme]
    #23600819 - 09/01/16 11:29 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

As Denis Leary once said:
"I'm going to hell and you're all coming with me."


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Re: If you were judged and sent to heaven or hell which would it be? [Re: Camwritesgonzo]
    #23600897 - 09/01/16 11:56 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Hell I hope. The Devil is my kind of guy. Snorting coke off stripper's asses and getting hammered. It would be sweet!


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Re: If you were judged and sent to heaven or hell which would it be? [Re: Alyssa] * 2
    #23600979 - 09/01/16 12:26 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

"What are you doing on this website of Godless hedonists?"

This is a mushroom website. The whole point of the preceding discussion was that there is nothing sinful about mushrooms or drug use.

Nobody is Godless. We all come from, subsist in and return to God regardless of our beliefs.

Christians are not supposed to sequester themselves from non Christians anyways.

The point of being a Christian has nothing to do with not hanging out with people who are not.

Jesus himself said "does not the doctor come to the sick, and not to the healthy? I came to keep the company of sinners" (paraphrased)

We Are all sinners, Christian or not.

The point of being Christian is not to disapprove of others . It is to "love thy neighbour As thy self"

Not "love thy fellow Christian as thyself", but love EVERYONE regardless of their religion or lack thereof .

Jesus said "even as you do onto the least of these so you do unto me".

We serve God by serving his creation, including other people, regardless of their beliefs.

Christians live in the world, along side all other people of all creeds, and are called to love, serve and show kindness to all, not just other people who have the same beliefs.

Furthermore, not all shroomerites are non religious. There are many people here who are Christians or of other faiths.

But again that is irrelevant.

So to answer your question, why am I on this website ?

Because I love it, because I share an interest in mushrooms and other drugs, and because there is no reason as a Christian or otherwise that I shouldn't be.


I don't believe it is in any way necessary to believe in the bible As unerringly literal or believe in miracles that defy your reason .

Christianity is not about blind belief in irrational things . It's about doing unto others as you would have them do ontu you, loving God and loving thy neighbour.

It's about kindness, compassion, wisdom and love.

Any part of the bible or any other book or teaching that is incompatible with compassion , wisdom and love can be ignored, while still being a Christian .

Likewise ; it is not necessary to be a Christian to embody compassion, wisdom and love.

The same principles Are the foundation of Buddhism and Hindu religion, as well as Sikhism and Baha'i, And the same principles can be found among atheists and agnostics .

We are all called to be the best people we can be , and we all have a unique spiritual path to walk.

Just as the Sun shines on all beings without exception and the rain falls without discrimination upon believer and non believer alike, God loves all his creation without exception.

Just as all rivers eventually return to the ocean, there Is not only one way to God.


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Re: If you were judged and sent to heaven or hell which would it be? [Re: something super extreme] * 1
    #23600985 - 09/01/16 12:27 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Takes one to know one.
:smug:




No it doesn't. Everyone knows you are a troll, and most of the people who know it are not trolls themselves.


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Re: If you were judged and sent to heaven or hell which would it be? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23600991 - 09/01/16 12:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Haha, as if you're not principle among the worst trolls on this site.
You just package your particular brand of shit in a fancier wrap.

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Re: If you were judged and sent to heaven or hell which would it be? [Re: something super extreme]
    #23601001 - 09/01/16 12:33 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I don't consider myself a troll. Except when I Am being obviously sarcastic or humorous, virtually all of my posts are completely candid, honest and sincere.

As far As I can tell you originally thought I was a troll because you couldn't grasp that someone could be sincerely spiritual, but the fact is that billions of people are and there is nothing particularly extraordinary about the fact that I am one of them.


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Re: If you were judged and sent to heaven or hell which would it be? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23601042 - 09/01/16 12:45 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Either way the abrahamic religions have a long history of demonizng various things over the centuries regardless of what the original scripture says, which we dont even know for sure what that is since so much history has been destroyed and things lost in translation. All we definitely know is our own history influenced by these faiths and its not pretty.


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Re: If you were judged and sent to heaven or hell which would it be? [Re: Cosmic_Flame]
    #23601109 - 09/01/16 01:06 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

The tendency for religious authorities to teach things completely at variance with what the bible actually says is exactly why it's so important for Christians to actually read the bible themselves, and why it's so sad that only a tiny percentage of self professed Christians (or critics of Christianity for that Matter) have the slightest idea of what the bible actually says.

Many mainstream Christians believe in corrupt non-biblical doctrines that are at total odds with the teachings of Christ, and many critics of Christianity likewise despise something that has no actual connection to Jesus and paint all followers of Christ with the brush of groups like the westboro baptists that could not be farther from the actual spirit and teaching of Jesus.


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Re: If you were judged and sent to heaven or hell which would it be? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23601150 - 09/01/16 01:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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God loves all his creation without exception.



Her creation, and She doesn't love evil people. She loves all of us who are deserving of love. Requesting Her forgiveness doesn't make any difference; if the sin isn't very severe, She'll have forgiven it the moment it was committed. If it is, divine forgiveness is impossible to obtain.


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Re: If you were judged and sent to heaven or hell which would it be? [Re: Alyssa]
    #23601157 - 09/01/16 01:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Can you please take your misogynist, anti-female, woman hating rhetoric to some other website?
Hella tired of seeing you impose your own thoughts on women around here, Manlyssa.

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Re: If you were judged and sent to heaven or hell which would it be? [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23601180 - 09/01/16 01:30 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

By my own standards I'm a reasonably good person. In the event of a petty bureaucrat god who expects us to correctly guess that the Jehovah's Witnesses or some shit was the one true religion, I guess I'm fucked. That scenario is pretty low on my list of concerns though.

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Re: If you were judged and sent to heaven or hell which would it be? [Re: something super extreme]
    #23601184 - 09/01/16 01:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Male Satan > Female God

:hellfire:  :devilguy:  :devil:  :twisted:  :sinister:  :satan:  :satansmoking:


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Re: If you were judged and sent to heaven or hell which would it be? [Re: Starstepper]
    #23601204 - 09/01/16 01:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Male Satan > Female God

:hellfire:  :devilguy:  :devil:  :twisted:  :sinister:  :satan:  :satansmoking:



He's been winning the battle for Earth since the dawn of humanity, but that's all going to change as the Messiah gets older. She's only 5 years old right now, so nothing substantial has happened yet. She'll go through a long spiritual adolescence (lasting well into Her 20s if not past 30), coming to terms with Her power and figuring out how to effectively use it, before She becomes God fully manifest. December 21, 2052 is the end date of history; She'll be 41 lunisolar years, 11 lunar months and 3 days old.


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Re: If you were judged and sent to heaven or hell which would it be? [Re: psi]
    #23601214 - 09/01/16 01:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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psi said:
By my own standards I'm a reasonably good person. In the event of a petty bureaucrat god who expects us to correctly guess that the Jehovah's Witnesses or some shit was the one true religion, I guess I'm fucked. That scenario is pretty low on my list of concerns though.



I assure you that God isn't like that at all. She just wants you to be a good person, which means you'll go to heaven.


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Re: If you were judged and sent to heaven or hell which would it be? [Re: Asante]
    #23601272 - 09/01/16 01:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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You are a Christian, I presume. How many bulls have you cremated on your altar and how many slaves do you own? Do you believe disfigured people were punished for theoir wickedness, that shrimp are an abomination or that God forbids wearing clothes of two kinds of fiber? Do you believe God orders you to bring gays to death?





I'm not a "Christian", I just believe in Jesus, his teachings, and the God of the Bible. Once you know the difference, then you will know where I'm coming from and you wouldn't assign all kinds of ridiculous strawmen and outlandish guilty-by-association crimes upon my head. I don't perform sacrifice, I believe in the sacrifice of Jesus Christ, who paid in blood to free me from my bonds. Jesus healed the disfigured. I don't ascribe to crazy orthodoxies and dietary restrictions for arbitrary reasons. I love shellfish, it's abundant and nutrient-rich fuel for the body and the brain. And I think homos are kinda weird and perverse but not deserving of any physical harms at my hands. We could go through the rest of your straw clutching post point by point, but why should I even bother?


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Re: If you were judged and sent to heaven or hell which would it be? [Re: Alyssa]
    #23601330 - 09/01/16 02:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Alyssa said:
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Male Satan > Female God

:hellfire:  :devilguy:  :devil:  :twisted:  :sinister:  :satan:  :satansmoking:



He's been winning the battle for Earth since the dawn of humanity, but that's all going to change as the Messiah gets older. She's only 5 years old right now, so nothing substantial has happened yet. She'll go through a long spiritual adolescence (lasting well into Her 20s if not past 30), coming to terms with Her power and figuring out how to effectively use it, before She becomes God fully manifest. December 21, 2052 is the end date of history; She'll be 41 lunisolar years, 11 lunar months and 3 days old.




Satan's crew will have her doing blow and getting pig roasted well before any spiritual adolescence can take place. Another complete failure.


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Re: If you were judged and sent to heaven or hell which would it be? [Re: Cosmic_Flame]
    #23601337 - 09/01/16 02:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Either way the abrahamic religions have a long history of demonizng various things over the centuries regardless of what the original scripture says, which we dont even know for sure what that is since so much history has been destroyed and things lost in translation. All we definitely know is our own history influenced by these faiths and its not pretty.




You just hate God because he don't allow witchcraft. You will always struggle with this until you're able to realize what witchcraft really is and what it leads to.


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Re: If you were judged and sent to heaven or hell which would it be? [Re: Alyssa]
    #23601346 - 09/01/16 02:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Alyssa said:
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Starstepper said:
Male Satan > Female God

:hellfire:  :devilguy:  :devil:  :twisted:  :sinister:  :satan:  :satansmoking:



He's been winning the battle for Earth since the dawn of humanity, but that's all going to change as the Messiah gets older. She's only 5 years old right now, so nothing substantial has happened yet. She'll go through a long spiritual adolescence (lasting well into Her 20s if not past 30), coming to terms with Her power and figuring out how to effectively use it, before She becomes God fully manifest. December 21, 2052 is the end date of history; She'll be 41 lunisolar years, 11 lunar months and 3 days old.




Sounds more like the Antichrist than a Messiah. Get your shit straightened out. You're being deceived by Lucifer.


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Re: If you were judged and sent to heaven or hell which would it be? [Re: Great Scott]
    #23601375 - 09/01/16 02:32 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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PeyoteZen said:
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Alyssa said:
He's been winning the battle for Earth since the dawn of humanity, but that's all going to change as the Messiah gets older. She's only 5 years old right now, so nothing substantial has happened yet. She'll go through a long spiritual adolescence (lasting well into Her 20s if not past 30), coming to terms with Her power and figuring out how to effectively use it, before She becomes God fully manifest. December 21, 2052 is the end date of history; She'll be 41 lunisolar years, 11 lunar months and 3 days old.




Sounds more like the Antichrist than a Messiah. Get your shit straightened out. You're being deceived by Lucifer.



I've heard you think everything except Donald is Satanic. Why?


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