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OfflineAlyssa
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Re: Do you sleep in the nude? [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23600226 - 09/01/16 07:50 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Yay, I'm unbanned! In case you guys missed it, I sleep in the nude.


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Re: Do you sleep in the nude? [Re: Alyssa] * 1
    #23600231 - 09/01/16 07:54 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Alyssa said:
Yay, I'm unbanned




What a shame.

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Re: Do you sleep in the nude? [Re: Alyssa]
    #23600392 - 09/01/16 09:13 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Alyssa said:
Yay, I'm unbanned! In case you guys missed it, I sleep in the nude.




We got that.


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Re: Do you sleep in the nude? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #23600440 - 09/01/16 09:25 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I sleep in my jocks because i know that worms spread through your fingernails. I've never had worms but i know that they give people an itchy ass, and i have had an itchy ass, so that makes me paranoid. Just in case i have worms, i wear undies so that any possible eggs are not likely to spread and hence why i have never had worms... That i know of...
This post is no word of a lie, i am that paranoid about getting worms. They've been like a big fear of mine since i was thirteen after watching a documentary on tape worm and other parasitic organisms that prey on the human body.


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Re: Do you sleep in the nude? [Re: Magenta]
    #23600444 - 09/01/16 09:25 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

my ball bag was full of worms once

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Re: Do you sleep in the nude? [Re: something super extreme]
    #23600453 - 09/01/16 09:27 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Then why was it called a ball bag, and not a worm bag?


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Re: Do you sleep in the nude? [Re: Magenta] * 2
    #23600485 - 09/01/16 09:36 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

The bag remained occupied with balls, it merely accomodated the presence of no less than fifty-six unwanted worms of mostly disgusting visage.
Perhaps to call it ball-worm bag, or less confusingly one could opt for The Bag of Worms and Balls, would have been more astute a label for the fleshy suspension residing between my legs.

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Re: Do you sleep in the nude? [Re: something super extreme] * 1
    #23600497 - 09/01/16 09:39 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

If your scared of worms drink diatomaceous earth :lol:


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Re: Do you sleep in the nude? [Re: something super extreme] * 2
    #23600499 - 09/01/16 09:40 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I like gardening a bit and they say that worms help make soil fertile. Maybe they were helping you out. :shrug:


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Re: Do you sleep in the nude? [Re: Magenta] * 2
    #23600568 - 09/01/16 10:00 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Now I feel great remorse for the wholesale slaughter of those brave testicle-farmers, but the constant tickling was beginning to interfere with my life.

A tragedy at all levels.

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Re: Do you sleep in the nude? [Re: something super extreme]
    #23600694 - 09/01/16 10:37 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I hope you slaughtered for meat. That way they wouldn't have gone to waste.


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Re: Do you sleep in the nude? [Re: Magenta] * 1
    #23600732 - 09/01/16 10:47 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

i slept nekked last night cuz i had teh secks


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Re: Do you sleep in the nude? [Re: Magenta]
    #23600734 - 09/01/16 10:47 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Worms are best served alive


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Re: Do you sleep in the nude? [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 2
    #23600754 - 09/01/16 10:55 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)


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Re: Do you sleep in the nude? [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 2
    #23600761 - 09/01/16 10:57 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I was at a fest the other week. I was sitting around a camp fire, drunk and stoned as fuck. I was at a camp fire and did't know anyone. A little girl begun asking me questions about the world, so i started answering them. She said to me; 'If God made the world, who made God?'. I knew she was Christian and i'm some sort of bad Pagan, but i didn't want to mess with her integrity, right. So i told her;
"you know how if you split a worm in half it becomes two worms? Maybe God's like that."
I don't know what you all think of the answer, but i thought it was pretty good because it didn't answer her question because i obviously can't but it had th potential to inspire her to further thinking... I don't know, i'm just kind of smashed right now and babbling shit. But still...


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Re: Do you sleep in the nude? [Re: Magenta] * 1
    #23601067 - 09/01/16 12:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'm a panties topless kind of lady

Every now and again I go full nude


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Re: Do you sleep in the nude? [Re: Cosmic_Flame]
    #23601117 - 09/01/16 01:10 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Cosmic_Flame said:
I'm a panties topless kind of lady

Every now and again I go full nude



Why not ditch the panties and go full nude all the time? I'm setting an example for the world by being naked not only when I'm sleeping, but any time I can get away with it. I've even practiced naturism at friends' houses while they were all wearing clothes.


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Re: Do you sleep in the nude? [Re: Alyssa] * 2
    #23601121 - 09/01/16 01:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Why not choose an alternative to imposing your shallow worldview on everyone else, troll

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Re: Do you sleep in the nude? [Re: Alyssa]
    #23601280 - 09/01/16 01:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Alyssa said:
Quote:

Cosmic_Flame said:
I'm a panties topless kind of lady

Every now and again I go full nude



Why not ditch the panties and go full nude all the time? I'm setting an example for the world by being naked not only when I'm sleeping, but any time I can get away with it. I've even practiced naturism at friends' houses while they were all wearing clothes.



I'm a naturalist at heart but I like wearing cute undies to bed and like waking up in said undies :awesome:


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Re: Do you sleep in the nude? [Re: Cosmic_Flame]
    #23601335 - 09/01/16 02:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Cosmic_Flame said:
I'm a naturalist at heart but I like wearing cute undies to bed and like waking up in said undies :awesome:



Whatever floats your boat.


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