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Alyssa
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Yay, I'm unbanned! In case you guys missed it, I sleep in the nude.
-------------------- I'm Alyssa. I'm consecrated to the Immaculate Heart. I don't want her to have to look at adultery to save my privileged living cells, so please keep it PG-13.
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Re: Do you sleep in the nude? [Re: Alyssa] 1
#23600231 - 09/01/16 07:54 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Alyssa said: Yay, I'm unbanned
What a shame.
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Re: Do you sleep in the nude? [Re: Alyssa]
#23600392 - 09/01/16 09:13 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Alyssa said: Yay, I'm unbanned! In case you guys missed it, I sleep in the nude.
We got that.
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I sleep in my jocks because i know that worms spread through your fingernails. I've never had worms but i know that they give people an itchy ass, and i have had an itchy ass, so that makes me paranoid. Just in case i have worms, i wear undies so that any possible eggs are not likely to spread and hence why i have never had worms... That i know of... This post is no word of a lie, i am that paranoid about getting worms. They've been like a big fear of mine since i was thirteen after watching a documentary on tape worm and other parasitic organisms that prey on the human body.
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Re: Do you sleep in the nude? [Re: Magenta]
#23600444 - 09/01/16 09:25 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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my ball bag was full of worms once
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Then why was it called a ball bag, and not a worm bag?
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Re: Do you sleep in the nude? [Re: Magenta] 2
#23600485 - 09/01/16 09:36 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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The bag remained occupied with balls, it merely accomodated the presence of no less than fifty-six unwanted worms of mostly disgusting visage. Perhaps to call it ball-worm bag, or less confusingly one could opt for The Bag of Worms and Balls, would have been more astute a label for the fleshy suspension residing between my legs.
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If your scared of worms drink diatomaceous earth
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I like gardening a bit and they say that worms help make soil fertile. Maybe they were helping you out.
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Re: Do you sleep in the nude? [Re: Magenta] 2
#23600568 - 09/01/16 10:00 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Now I feel great remorse for the wholesale slaughter of those brave testicle-farmers, but the constant tickling was beginning to interfere with my life.
A tragedy at all levels.
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I hope you slaughtered for meat. That way they wouldn't have gone to waste.
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Re: Do you sleep in the nude? [Re: Magenta] 1
#23600732 - 09/01/16 10:47 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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i slept nekked last night cuz i had teh secks
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Re: Do you sleep in the nude? [Re: Magenta]
#23600734 - 09/01/16 10:47 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Worms are best served alive
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I was at a fest the other week. I was sitting around a camp fire, drunk and stoned as fuck. I was at a camp fire and did't know anyone. A little girl begun asking me questions about the world, so i started answering them. She said to me; 'If God made the world, who made God?'. I knew she was Christian and i'm some sort of bad Pagan, but i didn't want to mess with her integrity, right. So i told her; "you know how if you split a worm in half it becomes two worms? Maybe God's like that." I don't know what you all think of the answer, but i thought it was pretty good because it didn't answer her question because i obviously can't but it had th potential to inspire her to further thinking... I don't know, i'm just kind of smashed right now and babbling shit. But still...
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Re: Do you sleep in the nude? [Re: Magenta] 1
#23601067 - 09/01/16 12:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm a panties topless kind of lady
Every now and again I go full nude
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Alyssa
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Cosmic_Flame said: I'm a panties topless kind of lady
Every now and again I go full nude
Why not ditch the panties and go full nude all the time? I'm setting an example for the world by being naked not only when I'm sleeping, but any time I can get away with it. I've even practiced naturism at friends' houses while they were all wearing clothes.
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Re: Do you sleep in the nude? [Re: Alyssa] 2
#23601121 - 09/01/16 01:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Why not choose an alternative to imposing your shallow worldview on everyone else, troll
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Re: Do you sleep in the nude? [Re: Alyssa]
#23601280 - 09/01/16 01:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Alyssa said:
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Cosmic_Flame said: I'm a panties topless kind of lady
Every now and again I go full nude
Why not ditch the panties and go full nude all the time? I'm setting an example for the world by being naked not only when I'm sleeping, but any time I can get away with it. I've even practiced naturism at friends' houses while they were all wearing clothes.
I'm a naturalist at heart but I like wearing cute undies to bed and like waking up in said undies
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Alyssa
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Cosmic_Flame said: I'm a naturalist at heart but I like wearing cute undies to bed and like waking up in said undies 
Whatever floats your boat.
-------------------- I'm Alyssa. I'm consecrated to the Immaculate Heart. I don't want her to have to look at adultery to save my privileged living cells, so please keep it PG-13.
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