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Repertoire89
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Repertoire89 said:
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bde's are no joke!!! sex can get pretty intense.
What's a bde?
broken dick emergency.
man i'm chillen hard right meow on benzos n opiates. poppy pods are what's up. drinking some rasberry lemonade n smoking good weed with rosin. bout to cook some din din for the wife and me.
Okay, I couldn't figure out the E part of it
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Spider bit me right above my dick ,now I'm eating carne Asada and rice (didn't eat all day) . And I was in my bed so I hope there aren't more . I have to get up relatively early Tomorrow for school . Have one morning class and 2 classes at night from like 5-10pm
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What kind of spider? That's weird.
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Repertoire89
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Re: LNC LNC yo yo yo [Re: koods]
#23600074 - 09/01/16 06:06 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah, spiders aren't really known to bite people in their sleep. I guess it could happen, but if it wasn't explicitly spotted, I would suppose it to be some kind of insect bite.
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Probably just a Zika mosquito
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Re: LNC LNC yo yo yo [Re: koods]
#23600563 - 09/01/16 09:59 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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i once woke up to a centipede bite, and the thing was squirming when i started squirming. Scared the hell out of me. This was in Hawaii.
Centipedes are pretty rare in most states.
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i once woke up with a millipede in my hair
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Re: LNC LNC yo yo yo [Re: Sheekle]
#23600654 - 09/01/16 10:26 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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The other week I was cutting the grass and a wasp flew in my hair, got stuck and stung me like 4 times on the scalp
I hate those fuqqers
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LogicaL Chaos said: i once woke up to a centipede bite, and the thing was squirming when i started squirming. Scared the hell out of me. This was in Hawaii.
Centipedes are pretty rare in most states.
Centipede bites are no joke. I've only head of it happening to a homie in Hawaii too.
Apparently it hurts like hell and his ankle swelled up the size of a softball.
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Re: LNC LNC yo yo yo [Re: Sheekle] 1
#23600669 - 09/01/16 10:30 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: i once woke up with a millipede in my hair
That wasn't a millipede.
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Re: LNC LNC yo yo yo [Re: Sheekle]
#23601242 - 09/01/16 01:48 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I once woke up to a mouse nibbling in my ear hole.
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Re: LNC LNC yo yo yo [Re: koods] 1
#23601252 - 09/01/16 01:49 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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koods said: I once woke up to a mouse nibbling in my ear hole.
That wasn't a mouse.
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It was Sheekle's mom looking for millipedes
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Repertoire89 said: Yeah, spiders aren't really known to bite people in their sleep.
Here in Texas people get bit by brown recluses while sleeping in bed all the time. I've known several people who had it happen to them.
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If he got bit by one of those, wouldn't he have a hole where his dick should be? Brown recluse bites look awful.
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I once woke up to the sound of my alarm clock
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Repertoire89 said: Yeah, spiders aren't really known to bite people in their sleep.
Here in Texas people get bit by brown recluses while sleeping in bed all the time. I've known several people who had it happen to them.
Did they see it and catch it? People say all kinds of shit
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Re: LNC LNC yo yo yo [Re: koods]
#23601284 - 09/01/16 01:59 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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koods said: It was Sheekle's mom looking for millipedes
I'm sheekle's mom.
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koods
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How did you get loose? Fuck me, I can't tie a rope to save my life.
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Repertoire89 said: Did they see it and catch it? People say all kinds of shit
Have you seen a brown recluse bite? It's pretty easy to identify. I'm beginning to question your knowledge of spiders.
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Damn, it's on.
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